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Bilbo67
Heretic
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Posted: Thu Jan 1st, 2015 04:14 pm |
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*Arrange a high profile political marriage between my left and right foot, forever quashing decades of vicious ideological acrimony.
*Ponder with the lights on for once.
*Re-enroll in that “Financial Independence Through The Power of Erotic Photosynthesis” class at the Y.
*Dig a tunnel to the center of the sky.
*Post “MEMBERS ONLY” signs along said tunnel at eleven Planck-length intervals.
*Publish my dandruff.
*Sneak around behind my back and surprised myself before I’m able to get the drop on myself.
*Travel down the exact number of roads a man must travel down before you can call him a man. On a scooter. Walking is for the birds.
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If you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.
— Christopher Titus
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Angel
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Thu Jan 1st, 2015 09:59 pm |
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*join the apple dumpling gang and resurrect Don Knotts
*Add gas to 100% electric car
*eat beans to add said gas
*actually find Waldo
* pay taxes
*run from the IRS
* Send the Lexx over to Bilbo's for a tasty snack
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The dead do not squeeze and please....
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CheshireKat
Divine Assassin
| Joined: | Tue Oct 24th, 2006 |
| Location: | Colorado USA |
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Posted: Sun Jan 4th, 2015 03:17 pm |
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Don't text anymore within talking distance.
Don't buy my next computer on QVC
Maintain my sparkling positive attitude
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Ketana
Divine Assassin
| Joined: | Wed Oct 25th, 2006 |
| Location: | Lioness' Lair, USA |
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Posted: Mon Jan 26th, 2015 06:26 pm |
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*do not dress my x=boyfriend like a minion
*do not go into the supermarket and yell at the cakemixes to hurry up and bake already
*do not call the mayor's office and demand he show the public his brunnen-g weapon at his next
budget meeting
*do not call the airport and demand to know when the next bus leaves for Mars
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Don't sprinkle sugar on your bullshit and then tell me it's candy!
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