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Abby1964
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Posted: Mon Mar 7th, 2011 09:46 pm |
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Just thought I'd share another doozy from my sister. She has discovered the 'real' reason Kai stays in the cryopod-body odor.
Having worked in a hospital she was used to that distinct smell that comes from the morgue. According to her logic after 2000 years Kai has got to be way beyond ripe. Her theory is they freeze him to get rid of the odor (You can't smell rancid meat if it's frozen) and then let him out for a while until he starts to thaw out and stink again.
I swear she can be funnier than the show. Last edited on Mon Mar 7th, 2011 09:47 pm by Abby1964
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LightintheDarkness
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Posted: Tue Mar 8th, 2011 12:39 am |
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| That is to funny!! Ive interned in a medical lab and now Im going to think of that smell while watching Lexx. gahhhh =-)
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Abby1964
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Posted: Tue Mar 8th, 2011 12:44 am |
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I almost peed my pants laughing at that one.
Stan: "Okay dead man back in the box, you starting to smell like Pepe Le Pew again!"
Xev: "Yes, you're smelling anything but divine right now!"
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mayaXXX
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Posted: Tue Mar 8th, 2011 05:22 am |
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Oddly enough, someone must have brought that subject up to the Beans, because they wrote it into Season 4, where Kai's 'suit' was cleaned by tiny microscopic nano-machines to keep him fresh as a daisy.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Tue Mar 8th, 2011 01:14 pm |
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| Thanks Maya, I'll have to find that episode.
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Jensau
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Posted: Wed Mar 9th, 2011 08:20 am |
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What about his hair? No matter what happened to Kai, his hair was always lovely and shiny. Whatever the bio-scholars did to dead hair, I certainly would buy THAT shampoo!!
......and who put it back to it's glorious "bun - ness" after he went loco in WTD???
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Abby1964
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Posted: Wed Mar 9th, 2011 12:09 pm |
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WTD Was the bad hair day from hell! I think Amy Winehouse did his hair that day
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blakartz
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Posted: Fri May 24th, 2013 02:58 pm |
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| It is in Haley's Comet.
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