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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Tue Apr 12th, 2011 02:10 am |
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| Yeah, I don't think I'd want to eat fish custard, either (unless you're a newly regenerated timelord). Last edited on Tue Apr 12th, 2011 02:11 am by TeslaBrat
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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Abby1964
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Posted: Tue Apr 12th, 2011 03:51 am |
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The dead do not care that they clothing is years, decades or even centuries out of style.
The dead do not Bing, Google or Ask Jeeves.
The Dead do not tag photos on Facebook.
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Tue Apr 12th, 2011 05:11 am |
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| The dead do not TP houses.
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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Angel
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Posted: Tue Apr 12th, 2011 10:29 am |
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| The dead do not use windows 7.
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The dead do not squeeze and please....
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Wed Apr 13th, 2011 01:14 am |
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The dead do not attend Sunday church services.
The dead do not make confessions.
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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Kaden
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Posted: Wed Apr 13th, 2011 03:25 am |
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The dead do not wine and dine.
The dead do not shake their money makers.
Last edited on Wed Apr 13th, 2011 03:26 am by Kaden
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Thu Apr 14th, 2011 02:53 am |
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The dead do not dance the electric slide.
The dead do not have to stand in the check out line at Wal-Mart.
The dead do not run marathons.
The dead do not argue.
The dead do not participate in contests.
The dead do not tell jokes.
The dead do not have mood swings.
The dead do not mow the lawn.
The dead do not work for NASA.
The dead do not whistle while they work.
The dead do not tiptoe through the tulips.
The dead do not make bets.
The dead do not serenade.
The dead do not stop and ask for directions.
Last edited on Thu Apr 14th, 2011 05:05 am by TeslaBrat
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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Kaden
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Posted: Tue Apr 19th, 2011 01:09 am |
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The dead do not window shop.
The dead do not fish for compliments.
The dead do not need 'alone time.'
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Abby1964
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Posted: Tue Apr 19th, 2011 05:07 am |
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| The Dead do not edge the lawn.
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mayaXXX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19th, 2011 08:03 pm |
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The Dead do not suffer fools lightly...
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"Blah blah blah, Vampire Emergency, Blah..."
IT'S OFFICIAL
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NicaLMN
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Posted: Wed Apr 20th, 2011 02:14 am |
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The dead do not use chapstick...
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because.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Wed Apr 20th, 2011 03:31 am |
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| The dead do not update their status.
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NicaLMN
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Posted: Wed Apr 20th, 2011 03:40 am |
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| The dead do not return phone calls.
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because.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Thu Apr 21st, 2011 07:19 pm |
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| The dead not not call Domino's to order pizza and wings.
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NicaLMN
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Posted: Fri Apr 22nd, 2011 02:55 pm |
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The dead don't watch Angelina Ballerina.
(lucky bastards...)
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because.
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