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Angel
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Fri Mar 25th, 2011 11:04 am |
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| The dead do not ask if you want fries with that.
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The dead do not squeeze and please....
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Abby1964
Heretic
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Posted: Fri Mar 25th, 2011 12:33 pm |
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| The Dead do not surf the internet.
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Kaden
Heretic
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Posted: Fri Mar 25th, 2011 11:39 pm |
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The dead do not want to take advantage of that limited-time offer.
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TeslaBrat
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| Location: | Kansas USA |
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Posted: Sat Mar 26th, 2011 12:29 am |
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The dead do not play charades.
The dead do not take a coffee break.
The dead do not fill in as substitute teachers.
The dead do not take a leave of absence.
The dead do not ask for a pay raise.
The dead do not over stay their welcome.
The dead do not play "pull my finger".
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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mayaXXX
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Sat Mar 26th, 2011 01:48 am |
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The Dead do not watch Judge Judy.
The Dead do not flip you off in traffic.
The Dead do not bitch about their boss.
The Dead do not wave the 'Terrible Towel' at Steelers games.
The Dead do not brag about their date last night to their buddies at the bar.
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"Blah blah blah, Vampire Emergency, Blah..."
IT'S OFFICIAL
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Sat Mar 26th, 2011 10:38 pm |
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I know it's not the holidays but...
The dead do not sing Christmas carols.
The dead do not deck the halls.
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Sun Mar 27th, 2011 04:57 am |
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| The dead do not sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves.
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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Angel
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Sun Mar 27th, 2011 12:05 pm |
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| The dead do not put on an orange vest and fix potholes.
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The dead do not squeeze and please....
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Abby1964
Heretic
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Posted: Sun Mar 27th, 2011 12:33 pm |
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Angel wrote:
The dead do not put on an orange vest and fix potholes.
Are you sure whenever I see those guys they are leaning on shovels, and they certainly look dead.
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Abby1964
Heretic
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Posted: Sun Mar 27th, 2011 12:34 pm |
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| The Dead do not bobsled.
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Mon Mar 28th, 2011 06:12 am |
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| The dead do not belch the alphabet.
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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Abby1964
Heretic
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Posted: Mon Mar 28th, 2011 01:11 pm |
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| The Dead do not flash people on Bourbon Street to get beads thrown at them.
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Angel
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Mon Mar 28th, 2011 06:22 pm |
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| The dead do not go to tanning salons.
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The dead do not squeeze and please....
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Kaden
Heretic
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Posted: Wed Mar 30th, 2011 01:47 am |
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The dead do not get bored.
The dead do not make snow angels.
The dead do not sing in the shower.
The dead do not tell ghost stories (because that would be redundant)
The dead do not crave chocolate.
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Abby1964
Heretic
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Posted: Wed Mar 30th, 2011 03:05 am |
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| The Dead do not protest...anything
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