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Abby1964
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Posted: Wed Mar 9th, 2011 01:33 pm |
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Jensau wrote:
TeslaBrat wrote: The dead do not do stand-up comedy.
Oh, but they do!!! 
I think that'a actually called prop-up comedy cause your going to have to prop them up somehow.
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Wed Mar 9th, 2011 03:39 pm |
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| The dead do not sing show tunes.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Wed Mar 9th, 2011 03:53 pm |
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The Dead do not boogie down.
The Dead do not work the runway.
The Dead do not work as backup dancers in music videos.
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Wed Mar 9th, 2011 06:18 pm |
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The dead do not play hide-and-seek.
The dead do not attend frat parties.
The dead do not Rick-roll, nor do they enjoy getting Rick-rolled.
The dead do not do Irish tap-dancing.
The dead do not take a sad song and make it better.
The dead do not tell jokes.
The dead do not make prank calls.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2011 02:36 pm |
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The dead do not watch Gordon Ramsey.
The dead do not take part in taste tests.
The Dead do not go shopping.
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Sat Mar 12th, 2011 06:41 pm |
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The dead do not answer telemarketer calls.
The dead do not pay bills.
The dead do not pay parking tickets.
The dead do not find whoopee cushions funny.
Last edited on Sun Mar 13th, 2011 12:04 am by TeslaBrat
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mayaXXX
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2011 08:45 pm |
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The Dead do not browse around Lowes Home Improvement all day.
The Dead do not get makeovers at Bloomingdales.
The Dead do not wear camo overalls while fishing.
The Dead do not channel surf when they're bored.
The Dead do not ask for someone to build them a 'Man Cave'.
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Kaden
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Posted: Sun Mar 13th, 2011 10:10 pm |
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The dead do not need cheering up.
The dead do not get lonely.
The dead do not self-medicate.
The dead do not lie.
The dead do not change.
But the dead do occasionally wax poetic.
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Mon Mar 14th, 2011 04:35 pm |
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The dead do not read Twilight.
The dead do not get Bieber fever.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Mon Mar 14th, 2011 06:26 pm |
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The dead do not text their votes for contestants on American Idol or Dancing with the Stars.
The Dead do not have Inquiring Minds.
The Dead do not watch Jerry Springer, Maury or Dr Phil.
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Ketana
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Posted: Wed Mar 16th, 2011 07:29 pm |
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The dead don't do taxes.
*sigh*
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Kaden
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Posted: Thu Mar 17th, 2011 02:42 am |
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The dead do not play footsie.
The dead do not want fries with that.
The dead do not have bad hair days.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Thu Mar 17th, 2011 01:24 pm |
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The dead do not go to the movies.
The dead do not yell BINGO!
The dead do not bowl.
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Kaden
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Posted: Fri Mar 18th, 2011 01:17 am |
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The dead do not do lunch.
The dead do not need their beauty sleep.
The dead do not rise and shine.
The dead do not think those jeans make your butt look big.
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mayaXXX
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Fri Mar 18th, 2011 03:23 am |
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The Dead do not have to wait all day at the DMV.
The Dead don't have traffic court.
The Dead don't get Mani-Pedi's.
The Dead do not talk to Telemarketers.
The Dead do not scare screaming unruly children in the supermarket, (even though we know they want to...)
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