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LastBrunnenGstanding
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Posted: Thu Oct 6th, 2011 11:22 pm |
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Abby1964 wrote: The dead do not take vacations.
but kai did lots of site seeing with stan and xev even though the dead do not care he always would save them keep them safe and at times "babysitting" he was a parental figure. always keeping them in check lol making sure his kids would listen to him as the voice of reason. so in a very weird ironic way he was sometimes a tiny speck human or it could just be in my eyes idk.
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~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken
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LastBrunnenGstanding
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Posted: Fri Oct 7th, 2011 03:02 am |
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TeslaBrat wrote: The dead do not play "pull my finger
the scene that came to mind i suck at writing things but i hope it comes out ok.
Kai has once again lost the trouble makers Xev and Stand and he is woundering around till he comes to a stop in front of a house with a 6 yr old palying out front.
kid: Hey, Mr. what you doing? you look lost.
Kai: I am kai the las of the Brunnen G looking for Xev she is a beautiful love slave and stan captin of the LEXX Have you seen them?
kid: stare pause nope haven't seen them Mr. Kai but your funny.
kai: the dead are not funny almost starting to walk away. when he see he is been fallowed. turns around and looks at the kid.
Kai: won't your mother worry if you leave the place she left you last?
kid: your weird Mr. i want to show you something smile it won't take long and then you can go find your friends.
kai: sounds like a reasonable request.
Kid: make your hand in a fist then stick your pointer finger out like so as he shows kai. then kai doing the action staring at the kid waiting for the next step then the kid reaches out and pulls kai's finger and makes a fart sound. and will not stop laughing.
Kai: stares at him looks at his hand then at the kid what was the purpose of this action?
kid: it's a prank you do for fun it makes you laugh my granda showed me this its a fun game pull my finger don't you think Mr. Kai?
kai: no, the dead do not play pull my finger also the dead do not have a since of humor. then turns and walks away leaving a very confused kid.
lol, it was terrible but i had to share it with ya 
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~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken
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TeslaBrat
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Posted: Sat Nov 19th, 2011 05:11 am |
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The dead do not take a number.
The dead do not sit in traffic during rush hour.
The dead do not cook Thanksgiving dinner.
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“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” Nikola Tesla
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Abby1964
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Posted: Sat Nov 19th, 2011 02:55 pm |
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TeslaBrat wrote: The dead do not take a number.
The dead do not sit in traffic during rush hour.
The dead do not cook Thanksgiving dinner. The dead do not have much to be thankful for until they are truly dead. That is all they want after all.
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LastBrunnenGstanding
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Posted: Sun Jan 22nd, 2012 08:59 pm |
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| the dead do not pay rent
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~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken
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CarrieCat
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Posted: Sat Feb 25th, 2012 06:39 am |
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the dead do not attend staff meetings.
the dead do not send out meeting minutes.
I'm a contractor (software), my current project is run very poorly, and ever since I started watching Lexx, I've said a few "contractor do not...", now the guys at work just roll their eyes, they know what I was watching the previous night!
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LastBrunnenGstanding
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Posted: Mon Feb 27th, 2012 04:31 am |
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The dead do not care if their phone "died" and they can not be reached.
The dead so not care if they get a speeding ticket.
The dead do not care about ridicules taxes due in April.
The dead do not care for the realm of the living for they are just dead.
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~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken
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Abby1964
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Posted: Mon Feb 27th, 2012 12:28 pm |
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| The Dead do not watch The Walking Dead
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Lupakalia
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Posted: Sat Mar 3rd, 2012 07:34 am |
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CarrieCat wrote:
the dead do not attend staff meetings.
the dead do not send out meeting minutes.
Lol
It must be great being dead.
Always got an excuse handy.
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"Oh kettle, thou art black!" the pot exclaims! I know one more ambivalent far than I... a lonely soul who, mentioning no names, will not choose 'twixt the sulfur and the sky. Who will not serve above, nor reign below, but walks a path 'twixt Mol
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CarrieCat
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Posted: Sat Mar 3rd, 2012 10:33 pm |
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The dead do not care about performance evaluation.
It's a trade off, Lupakalia, alive with a future and worries, or dead and no real problems
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LastBrunnenGstanding
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Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2012 09:36 pm |
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The dead do not think they are to sexy for their shirt but oh, they are way to sexy ;) for the shirt take it off 
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~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken
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Arcticfox
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Posted: Fri Jun 28th, 2013 05:05 am |
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| The dead do not get headaches or need Advil.
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Arcticfox
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Posted: Fri Jun 28th, 2013 07:30 am |
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| The dead to not: fart, float air biscuits, pass gas, toot, or analy whistle.
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Arcticfox
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Posted: Sun Jun 30th, 2013 08:49 pm |
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| The dead don't "lay down that boogie and play that funky music till they die"
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