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Angel Divine Executioner

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Posted: Sat Dec 18th, 2010 11:23 am |
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Abby1964 wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDwpNR8zys
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up right in the middle of our performance!
LOL! The 2nd one 'rigging up the lights' sounds just like Rosie O'Donnell!
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Abby1964 Heretic

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Posted: Sat Dec 18th, 2010 01:00 pm |
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Dragonflygurl wrote:
Abby1964 wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDwpNR8zys
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up right in the middle of our performance!
That is cool and I've post on my FB. The lady that fell over must of starting early on the eggnog. Oh and what was 5th days?, as I could not make out what she was saying.
I kept thinking she should have been the one with the "hangovers!" line. 5th day is 5 months of bills.
I didn't think of Rosie but now that you mention it!Last edited on Sat Dec 18th, 2010 01:01 pm by Abby1964
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JediPug1 Heretic

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Posted: Wed Dec 22nd, 2010 12:58 am |
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mayaXXX Divine Executioner

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Posted: Wed Dec 22nd, 2010 04:14 am |
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LOLOLOL...!!

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Posted: Wed Dec 22nd, 2010 08:31 am |
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Jedi, that's brilliant!
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Kai-trina Heretic

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Posted: Wed Dec 22nd, 2010 08:36 pm |
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Merrrrrrry Christmas everyone!!!
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Angel Divine Executioner

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Posted: Thu Dec 23rd, 2010 10:36 am |
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Here's a Christmas website where you can do alot of things.
http://xmasfun.com/Default.aspx
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JediPug1 Heretic

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Posted: Thu Dec 23rd, 2010 07:52 pm |
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Angel wrote: Here's a Christmas website where you can do alot of things.
http://xmasfun.com/Default.aspx
Oh, that's cool! Thanks, Angel. I'll share that on my Facebook page.
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Angel Divine Executioner

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Posted: Fri Dec 24th, 2010 12:24 pm |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! WISHING YOU AND YOURS A VERY NICE HOLIDAY!
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JediPug1 Heretic

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Posted: Fri Dec 24th, 2010 01:54 pm |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy6ba_M6zww&feature=fvw
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Abby1964 Heretic

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Posted: Fri Dec 24th, 2010 01:57 pm |
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Well just checked Norad Santa should be arriving in Suva, Fiji soon ETA A little over two minutes! Got to love Modern technology.
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JediPug1 Heretic

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Posted: Mon Dec 27th, 2010 07:41 pm |
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"The Twelve Days of Christmas" - Irish style. :smtree:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbejNNCTr7k&feature=related
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Dragonflygurl Heretic

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Posted: Mon Dec 27th, 2010 07:52 pm |
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JediPug1 wrote: "The Twelve Days of Christmas" - Irish style. :smtree:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbejNNCTr7k&feature=related
That's really funny.
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Abby1964 Heretic

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Posted: Mon Dec 27th, 2010 08:33 pm |
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A Mayhem Holiday season-I love Dean Winters mayhem commercials.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ITpeTI1ZRM
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Abby1964 Heretic

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Posted: Fri Jan 7th, 2011 03:50 pm |
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A Little late but I just got this today in an e-mail. Twas the Night Before Christmas written in lawyer language.
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a
certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter “the House”) a general
lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a
mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by
and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick
a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter “Claus”) would arrive at
sometime thereafter.
The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House were
located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal
hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats,
including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance,
cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.
Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to as
“I”), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the parts of the
second part (hereinafter “Mamma”), and said Mamma had retired for a
sustained period of sleep. (At such time, the parties were clad in various
forms of headgear, e.g. kerchief and cap.)
Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur upon the
unimproved real property adjacent and appurtent to said House, i.e. the
lawn, a certain disruption of unknown nature, cause and/or circumstance. The
party of the first part did immediately rush to a window in the House to
investigate the cause of such disturbance.
At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some degree of
wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh (hereinafter “the Vehicle”)
being pulled and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by approximately
eight (8) reindeer. The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be and in fact
was, the previously referenced Claus.
Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and guidance to the
approximately eight (8) reindeer and specifically indentified the animal
co-conspirators by name: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid,
Donner and Blitzen (hereinafter “the Deer”). (Upon information and belief,
it is further asserted an additional co-conspirator named “Rudolph” may have
been involved.)
The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the Deer
intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of several residences
located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House, and noted that the
Vehicle was heavily laden with packages, toys and other items of unknown
origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission, either
express or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus entered said
House via the chimney.
Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially covered with
residue from the chimney, and he carried a large sack containing a portion
of the aforementioned packages, toys, and other unknown items. He was
smoking what appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation of
local ordinances and health regulations.
Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking of the minor
children, which hung adjacent to the chimney, with toys and other small
gifts. (Said items did not, however, constitute “gifts” to said minor
pursuant to the applicable provisions of the U.S. Tax Code.)
Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his nose and flew,
rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to the roof where the
Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served as “lookouts.” Claus immediately
departed for an unknown destination.
However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus from said
House, the party of the first part did hear Claus state and/or exclaim:
“Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!” Or words to that effect.
Author Unknown
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