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Ketana wrote: I swear I had nothing to do with this!




Tchyeah right!  You get Santa drunk then take lewd pictures of him!  You're definitely on his naughty list, young lady! :xmassliegh::xmas66:

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Angel wrote: Ketana wrote: I swear I had nothing to do with this!



Tchyeah right!  You get Santa drunk then take lewd pictures of him!  You're definitely on his naughty list, young lady! :xmassliegh::xmas66:
:MC-4:whoops! I been found out! Oh well..chaos, depravity and sin..my work here is done! 

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What Reindeer Talk About During Their Christmas Flight


10. "Sheesh! What's he been eating this year? ROCKS?"

9. "He shouts all our names all the time, sure, but do you really
think he knows which one is which?"

8. "I never knew Donner had a tattoo THERE!"

7. "Sure...HIS seat is a floatation device. What about us?"

6. "Tried those new lite oats? You really should."

5. "Man, I hope we pause on a rooftop soon. I'm beat."

4. "HEY!" Watch the antlers there, buddy!"

3. "Did you hear you-know-who got a nose job?"

2. "You know, after a few hundred miles, these jingle bells
really get annoying!"

1. "So, you want to go someplace afterward for some reindeer
games?"



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Kids' Interpretations of Christmas Carol Lyrics


- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.

- We three kings of porridge and tar.

- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.

- Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

- He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

- Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

- With the jelly toast proclaim.

- Olive, the other reindeer.

- Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.

- Sleep in heavenly peas.

- In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is
  sparse and brown.

- You'll go down in Listerine.

- Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.

- O come, froggy faithful.

- You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require."

- Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.



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Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.


He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.


Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.


I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!




I've busted my ass for damn near a year,


Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?


The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.


The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.



Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.


Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.


And just when I thought that things would get better


Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,


They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny


Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?



And the kids these days--they all are the pits


They want the impossible--Those mean little shits


I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds


Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads


I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,


They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!



Flying through the air...dodging the trees


Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees


I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment


I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.



There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,


I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season



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I got something for all those naughty little boys out there!




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You Are a Creative Gift Giver



Your gifts are one of a kind, special, and well chosen.
Whether you've made it yourself or searched all over town...
There's really no one who has more of a personal touch than you.


What Kind of Gift Giver Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofgiftgiverareyouquiz/

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You Are a Funny Gift Giver



Your gifts are wacky, offbeat, and even borderline naughty.
You prefer to give a gift that makes someone crack up...
Forget utility. You prefer to give something that's totally hilarious.

What Kind of Gift Giver Are You?

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This is what good girls get for Christmas!




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Ketana wrote: This is what good girls get for Christmas!



I've been a good gurl, really I have.  Oh yummy I can have some of that then:):s010a:

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