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Ketana
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Posted: Thu Oct 26th, 2006 04:16 pm |
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| open a can of worms?
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Angel
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Posted: Thu Oct 26th, 2006 04:21 pm |
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| First you need a hat with all kinds of fishing tackle hooked to it, a tackle box, a fishing rod, a boat, a case of beer and a port a potty. You load up the boat, row out to the middle of the lake, open a can of beer, set it down, pick up your fishing rod and then pick up the can of worms, and turn the lid to the right, pull out a squiggly, dirty worm and place it on the hook, then stick the rod in the water. That's how you open up a can of worms.
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Ketana
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Posted: Thu Oct 26th, 2006 08:48 pm |
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don't rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby..rock the boat..
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Abby1964
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Posted: Mon Jun 7th, 2010 07:26 pm |
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Angel wrote: First you need a hat with all kinds of fishing tackle hooked to it, a tackle box, a fishing rod, a boat, a case of beer and a port a potty. You load up the boat, row out to the middle of the lake, open a can of beer, set it down, pick up your fishing rod and then pick up the can of worms, and turn the lid to the right, pull out a squiggly, dirty worm and place it on the hook, then stick the rod in the water. That's how you open up a can of worms. Close got it all right until you get to the rowing and can of worms part. You replace the can of worms with a live bait bucket which you then fill with live shrimp. and replace the rowboat with a nice 18 foot motorboat.
You start the motor on your outboard engine and finish your first beer in the 20 minutes it takes for you to clear the marina's"no wake zone". You then work on your second beer while you putter around looking for a likely spot to drop a hook. Once you find a spot you open your third beer, set it down and then spend 5 minutes trying to actually manage to grab one of the shrimp that are frantically swimming around in your bait bucket.
Once you catch him, you put the wriggly thing on your hook (Do not forget the all important step of poking the hook in your finger followed by liberal practice of your sailor swearing skills ). Then you drop your hook in the water to catch a huge catfish and realize you forgot to bring pliers to safely remove the hook from the catfish without him sticking a fin in you!
Yep I got pricked big time!
Repeat this process as many times as necessary to catch something worthwhile!
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Angel
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Posted: Mon Jun 7th, 2010 11:12 pm |
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Abby1964 wrote: Angel wrote: First you need a hat with all kinds of fishing tackle hooked to it, a tackle box, a fishing rod, a boat, a case of beer and a port a potty. You load up the boat, row out to the middle of the lake, open a can of beer, set it down, pick up your fishing rod and then pick up the can of worms, and turn the lid to the right, pull out a squiggly, dirty worm and place it on the hook, then stick the rod in the water. That's how you open up a can of worms. Close got it all right until you get to the rowing and can of worms part. You replace the can of worms with a live bait bucket which you then fill with live shrimp. and replace the rowboat with a nice 18 foot motorboat.
You start the motor on your outboard engine and finish your first beer in the 20 minutes it takes for you to clear the marina's"no wake zone". You then work on your second beer while you putter around looking for a likely spot to drop a hook. Once you find a spot you open your third beer, set it down and then spend 5 minutes trying to actually manage to grab one of the shrimp that are frantically swimming around in your bait bucket.
Once you catch him, you put the wriggly thing on your hook (Do not forget the all important step of poking the hook in your finger followed by liberal practice of your sailor swearing skills). Then you drop your hook in the water to catch a huge catfish and realize you forgot to bring pliers to safely remove the hook from the catfish without him sticking a fin in you!
Yep I got pricked big time!
Repeat this process as many times as necessary to catch something worthwhile!
I don't touch creepy, crawly, slimey things, so I'll just drink the beer. *hic*
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Abby1964
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Posted: Mon Jun 7th, 2010 11:19 pm |
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Angel wrote: Abby1964 wrote: Angel wrote: First you need a hat with all kinds of fishing tackle hooked to it, a tackle box, a fishing rod, a boat, a case of beer and a port a potty. You load up the boat, row out to the middle of the lake, open a can of beer, set it down, pick up your fishing rod and then pick up the can of worms, and turn the lid to the right, pull out a squiggly, dirty worm and place it on the hook, then stick the rod in the water. That's how you open up a can of worms. Close got it all right until you get to the rowing and can of worms part. You replace the can of worms with a live bait bucket which you then fill with live shrimp. and replace the rowboat with a nice 18 foot motorboat.
You start the motor on your outboard engine and finish your first beer in the 20 minutes it takes for you to clear the marina's"no wake zone". You then work on your second beer while you putter around looking for a likely spot to drop a hook. Once you find a spot you open your third beer, set it down and then spend 5 minutes trying to actually manage to grab one of the shrimp that are frantically swimming around in your bait bucket.
Once you catch him, you put the wriggly thing on your hook (Do not forget the all important step of poking the hook in your finger followed by liberal practice of your sailor swearing skills). Then you drop your hook in the water to catch a huge catfish and realize you forgot to bring pliers to safely remove the hook from the catfish without him sticking a fin in you!
Yep I got pricked big time!
Repeat this process as many times as necessary to catch something worthwhile!
I don't touch creepy, crawly, slimey things, so I'll just drink the beer. *hic* Got to bait your own hook to qualify for the Margaritas and "one that got away" fishing stories later! Besides the shrimp aren't slimey they are just not that keen on being stuck on hook and lowered into the water to tempt big scary hungry fish! Can't say as I blame them on that!:bigwink2:
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Angel
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Posted: Mon Jun 7th, 2010 11:23 pm |
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| If I can't bait it with bread or a lure, I ain't touchin' nuffin, Margarita's be damned I say! *shudders* I hate worms...I hate snakes...I hate creepy crawlies....I hate wet slimey slithering.....ARGH!!! You know how scared Bilbo is of spiders? That's how I am about the creepy crawlies.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2010 12:15 am |
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Angel wrote: If I can't bait it with bread or a lure, I ain't touchin' nuffin, Margarita's be damned I say! *shudders* I hate worms...I hate snakes...I hate creepy crawlies....I hate wet slimey slithering.....ARGH!!! You know how scared Bilbo is of spiders? That's how I am about the creepy crawlies. I don't hate snakes as long as they are a purse, hatband, belt, shoes, paperweight etc.....
Okay I guess we'll have to drop you at the lake with a fly rod and a six pack!
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Angel
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Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2010 01:36 am |
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Abby1964 wrote: Angel wrote: If I can't bait it with bread or a lure, I ain't touchin' nuffin, Margarita's be damned I say! *shudders* I hate worms...I hate snakes...I hate creepy crawlies....I hate wet slimey slithering.....ARGH!!! You know how scared Bilbo is of spiders? That's how I am about the creepy crawlies. I don't hate snakes as long as they are a purse, hatband, belt, shoes, paperweight etc.....
Okay I guess we'll have to drop you at the lake with a fly rod and a six pack!
Just drop me off at the strip club with a 6 pack of male abs and I'll be happy...
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Abby1964
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Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2010 03:34 am |
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LOL! you win! Got just the guy the shake it for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzCddEBZl0
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Angel
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Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2010 10:21 am |
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Abby1964 wrote: LOL! you win! Got just the guy the shake it for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzCddEBZl0
Ugh! I think I'd rather go fishin'!
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Abby1964
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Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2010 05:40 pm |
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Angel wrote: Abby1964 wrote: LOL! you win! Got just the guy the shake it for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzCddEBZl0
Ugh! I think I'd rather go fishin'! So how about this fishing or rather "hunting" trip....
I just thought about that "tag and bag" situation. Think if we tied some balloons to the bow and laid out some shiny new fishing equipment we could get MM to channel Kai long enough for me to do my marksman thing and put a tranquilizer dart in that bodacious booty?
Tagged, bagged and relocated to a new habitat-for his own good of course!:angel:
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Angel
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Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2010 06:20 pm |
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Abby1964 wrote: Angel wrote: Abby1964 wrote: LOL! you win! Got just the guy the shake it for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzCddEBZl0
Ugh! I think I'd rather go fishin'! So how about this fishing or rather "hunting" trip....
I just thought about that "tag and bag" situation. Think if we tied some balloons to the bow and laid out some shiny new fishing equipment we could get MM to channel Kai long enough for me to do my marksman thing and put a tranquilizer dart in that bodacious booty?
Tagged, bagged and relocated to a new habitat-for his own good of course!:angel:
Heehehehe....let's hope he's not reading this....ahem... 
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Abby1964
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Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2010 07:17 pm |
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LMAO! In that case he knows that you're not an :angel: and I'm just a  !
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Angel
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Posted: Tue Jun 8th, 2010 11:01 pm |
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Abby1964 wrote: LMAO! In that case he knows that you're not an :angel: and I'm just a !
LOL! I should have bronzed my cell phone that he used to talk to Ketana with from Megacon. I got him to blush or flush with embarrassment, we had caught him playing golf when he was supposed to be at the convention hall a few years ago. Hehehehe..
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