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Angel
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Thu Dec 25th, 2014 01:03 pm |
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Dragonflygurl wrote:
http://dailycurrant.com/2014/12/24/russia-shoots-down-santas-sleigh-near-north-pole/
Oh no, I hope Santa put them on the naughty list!
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Dragonflygurl
Heretic
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Posted: Sat May 9th, 2015 11:00 pm |
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David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
So the the prime minister asked the class if they could think of an example of a tragedy.
A little boy stood up and said, 'If my best friend is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'Incorrect,' said Cameron, 'That would merely be an accident.'
A little girl stood up and said 'If a school bus carrying thirty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not', said Cameron, 'That's what we would call a great loss'.
The room went silent. No other kid volunteered. Cameron searched the room.
'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, little Johnny raised his hand from the back of the class and said, 'If a plane carrying you and all the Tory M.P.s was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Cameron, 'And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'
'Well,' said little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either
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Angel
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Sat May 9th, 2015 11:22 pm |
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| LMAO! What's wrong with the Brits that voted to re-elect him?
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Dragonflygurl
Heretic
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Posted: Mon May 11th, 2015 04:00 pm |
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Because the main stream media are spineless and far right. I think there is only two papers that are not. The bbc are also far right too. So they have been braining washing the brain dead that believe all the lairs that the tories have said.
Also me and some other feel it was fixed. A lot of ballot papers went messing and a few people have filmed on their mobile phones that the poling stations were giving them pencils to mark their crosses. A lot of postal votes went messing too.
Back in 2010 the same thing happened. I tell you the the world is slowly become far right.
I don't think I can survive another five years to tories.
They have money for nuclear weapons and warships but no money for the poor, sick/disabled/unemployed or elderly. A lot of elderly people voted for them but I just now read a report the elderly are not going be stitched up.
Last edited on Mon May 11th, 2015 04:02 pm by Dragonflygurl
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cat1946
Heretic
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Posted: Mon Jun 8th, 2015 11:48 pm |
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| Tim Curry wins Tony award.
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cat1946
Heretic
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Posted: Mon Jun 8th, 2015 11:48 pm |
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| Tim Curry still has a speech problem, from his stroke. I wish him well, Last edited on Mon Jun 8th, 2015 11:50 pm by cat1946
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Angel
Divine Executioner
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Posted: Tue Jun 9th, 2015 01:22 am |
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| Oh I didn't know he had a stroke, I hope he recovers, and wishing him well.
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Dragonflygurl
Heretic
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Posted: Wed Jun 10th, 2015 04:45 pm |
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| I read this the other day and was going post and forgot. He looks so old now. That's what stroke do to you age you even more then you are. I do believe he's in a wheel chair now, poor sod.
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