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Bilbo67
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 Posted: Thu Jan 1st, 2015 12:14 pm

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*Arrange a high profile political marriage between my left and right foot, forever quashing decades of vicious ideological acrimony.


*Ponder with the lights on for once.


*Re-enroll in that “Financial Independence Through The Power of Erotic Photosynthesis” class at the Y.


*Dig a tunnel to the center of the sky.


*Post “MEMBERS ONLY” signs along said tunnel at eleven Planck-length intervals.


*Publish my dandruff.


*Sneak around behind my back and surprised myself before I’m able to get the drop on myself.


*Travel down the exact number of roads a man must travel down before you can call him a man.  On a scooter.  Walking is for the birds.



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 Posted: Thu Jan 1st, 2015 05:59 pm

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*join the apple dumpling gang and resurrect Don Knotts


*Add gas to 100% electric car

*eat beans to add said gas

*actually find Waldo

* pay taxes

*run from the IRS

* Send the Lexx over to Bilbo's for a tasty snack

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CheshireKat
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 Posted: Sun Jan 4th, 2015 11:17 am

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Don't text anymore within talking distance.

Don't buy my next computer on QVC

Maintain my sparkling positive attitude



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 Posted: Mon Jan 26th, 2015 02:26 pm

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*do not dress my x=boyfriend like a minion

*do not go into the supermarket and yell at the cakemixes to hurry up and bake already

*do not call the mayor's office and demand he show the public his brunnen-g weapon at his next
budget meeting

*do not call the airport and demand to know when the next bus leaves for Mars



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