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 Posted: Fri May 18th, 2012 06:45 pm

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Vyla Autumn Lex was born Tuesday, May 15th!  Gorgeousity made flesh!

Squish, mini-Squish, and Squishling



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 Posted: Fri May 18th, 2012 07:34 pm

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:FW3:


Does she have her father's eyes?

And if so, did she devour them right after she tore them out or is she still just playing with them?



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 Posted: Sat May 19th, 2012 01:10 am

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Omg! Congrats squish are you going to post a picture of your squishings? Awe that's great news we welcome you Vyla :D \(^o^)/



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 Posted: Sat May 19th, 2012 08:35 am

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Congrats and welcome aboard baby Squish.  :confused:



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 Posted: Sat May 19th, 2012 08:48 am

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Congratulations to your baby squish :-D



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 Posted: Sat May 19th, 2012 10:56 am

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Sorry I'm just seeing this but it's been a busy week!
:xgroupwave2::confused::xgroupwave2:

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 Posted: Sat May 19th, 2012 04:27 pm

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Bilbo:  Right now she has her grandmother's eyes, but that could easily change over the first few weeks (we keep all the eyes in the same place, so she can just grab and munch whichever she wants).

Everyone else, thanks for the congrats!  Here's the low-down:
She was 9 lbs, 3 oz. :shock:  20.5 inches, lots of dark hair, 10 fingers/toes....and beautiful!
I'd been having contractions all day, but they weren't really close together.  I went to the hospital and they checked me for a couple hours, but I didn't change from 3 cm, so they sent me home saying "come back for your scheduled induction appointment tomorrow".

Y'know those TV shows and movies where the hospital sends the patient home and something awful happens?  Yup......

The INSTANT I got out of the car at my house, we're talking massively painful contractions, suddenly every 2 or 3 minutes.  Any mother in the Lexxverse knows that means baby's coming pronto!  I waited an hour because the doc had said to do so when they got that close together, but then we rushed back to the hospital so I could get ready and have the epidural I'd told them I wanted.  In that single hour, I'd gotten another 4 cm (up to 7 now) and 80% effaced.  They called the anesthesiologist for the epidural, but it would take 20 minutes for them to get to my room.  In those 20 minutes, I got up to 10 cm and 100% effaced. 

I can't find the words for how terrified I felt when the nurse said "You're not getting that epidural, you're having this baby right now."

The doctor himself just barely got there in time to play catch!  He rushed in all out of breath, joking (I hope) that he had been in the middle of getting his back worked on.  I said "Doc, I love you, but F**K your back!!"  He laughed and got ready.

Only about 15 minutes of the most painful pushing of my life later and she let out a big strong cry.

From 2nd hospital arrival to birth was in total about 90 minutes.  So much for the textbooks that say second children usually take around 8 hours of labor.

Could someone remind me of the best way to post pics here?  I've forgotten how to do it.....


Squish and family



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 Posted: Sun May 20th, 2012 12:01 pm

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excellent!! blessings to you and yours..awww a baby squishinling..how cute!!



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 Posted: Sun May 20th, 2012 03:42 pm

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Congrats Squish!



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 Posted: Sun May 20th, 2012 09:35 pm

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Boy howdy, you ain't kidding.  That's got "three act sitcom episode" written all over it!  Off the top of my head it seems like all you're missing is:

*Water breaks at some thoroughly inconvenient social event (middle of a roller rink, courtside at game seven of the NBA finals with two minutes left in overtime, negotiating the business deal of a lifetime with visiting Japanese dignitaries at some banquet for your tightwad boss, etc)

*Some well-meaning nurse takes your hand all reassuring like, and on the next Howitzer-grade contraction you crush her fingers to a fine powder.

*Turning to your saucer-eyed other half and loosing a thousand decibel "YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU BASTARD!" in your best THERE IS NO DANA, THERE IS ONLY ZUUL voice.


Ten fingers for toes, you say?  AWESOME, prehensile feet!  (*REASSURES HIMSELF THAT SQUISH CAN'T HURL A COFFEE CUP 1,500 MILES...PROBABLY*)


Can't wait to see the pics.  Now then...how much would a custom made Cluster Lizard onesie cost?  Because I think I speak for the whole 'verse when I say that would be worth taking up a collection to see!



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I said "Doc, I love you, but F**K your back!!"
Can't tell ya how I proud of you I was when I read that!

Last edited on Sun May 20th, 2012 09:36 pm by Bilbo67



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 Posted: Sun May 20th, 2012 09:45 pm

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My son was borm less than 45 mins after hitting the hospital, so you can wait too long. Congrats Squish !!!



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 Posted: Mon May 21st, 2012 06:26 am

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That's one big little girl!  Glad everyone is healthy.

If you want to post some pictures, you can get a free account at photobucket.com and after you upload the pictures, copy the link with IMG and brackets around both ends of the url and just paste the URL in your post, it will show the picture.



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 Posted: Mon May 21st, 2012 12:12 pm

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She was 9 lbs, 3 oz. :shock:  20.5 inches, lots of dark hair, 10 fingers/toes....and beautiful!

I was 9lb 15 oz.  (No wonder my mom kept calling me a 10 lb hemorrhoid!)   Glad to finally have some company in the Baby-zilla club!  I officially name Vyla Autumn Lex as Vice President!



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 Posted: Tue May 29th, 2012 01:27 pm

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WOW she is but more to love awe I love babies I hold them all the time. But all my friends who are parents have toddlers I haven't held a baby in ages :P enjoy :D



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Were are those baby pictures of Vyla? We are dying to see her squish :D



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