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*Okay this is part one.  I didn't want Maya to get worn out tapping her foot impatiently:c030a:*


Kai watched the moth rise from the forest floor.  His Squawker crackled to life.
“There’s a big group of people in a clearing about 50 yards north of where you are.” Xev’s voice came from the device.  “Maybe they know why all the cities are empty.”
“The cities are most likely empty because of Lyekka, but I will find them and ask.” Kai said as he started off in the direction that Xev had indicated.
 
Daryl wasn’t exactly a happy camper right now.  Ever since his talk with Dale a week ago he had been uneasy about Shane.  The old man had told him about a couple of incidents that had Daryl worried, especially when Shane was at his back.  At least T-Dog had also come along.  The world has truly gone to hell, he thought, when you trusted a colored boy at your back and not a white man.  But then T-Dog had proven he was worthy of trust. He motioned his companions forward and pointed.
“What the hell? Is it some new kind of walker or what?” T-Dog asked.
“He’s awful pale.  Don’t look like anything we’ve seen before.” Shane added.
“Looks like Bambi gets a stay of execution today.  I’m not trying to get through that many walkers and Mr  Johnny Cash reject  definitely doesn’t belong in these woods.  When something is in the woods that is a threat, animals run away.  Trying to hunt anything right now is a waste of time.” Daryl said.
“And I don’t think the man in black is interested in walkers anymore.” T-Dog added as he pointed out the figure coming toward them with a determined stride.
“Shit!” Daryl said raising his bow and aiming at the man’s head as the man raised his arm in their direction.  “Get down!”
Kai had heard the conversation on the ridge.  Enhanced hearing was a major benefit, so he also heard the mechanical sounds that indicated carrot probes nearby. He fired his brace at the carrot just in time to catch the dart flying at his head.
Daryl quickly realized that whatever it was the man had fired, had flown by both he and T-Dog.  T-Dog turned around to check on Shane.  “What the hell?” Shane was nowhere to be found.
“Sorry bastard” Daryl muttered realizing that what Dale suspected was more than likely right.
“You would do better to fire your darts at the carrot probes.” The mystery man said calmly as he joined them.
“Who, what the hell are you?  And what the devil is a carrot probe?” T-Dog asked pointing his Glock at the figure.
“I am Kai, Last of the Brunnen G.” as he offered Daryl’s arrow back to him.
“I’m more interested in how you just walked through that pack of walkers like you’re out for a Sunday stroll.”  Daryl said warily taking the arrow.
“I am a Divine Assassin.  I am dead, I think your ‘walkers’ prefer their food alive.  Carrot probes also prefer their victims alive.” Kai said picking up the smashed probe.  “They were sent here to scout this world by Lyekka for living prey to eat.
There was another one.  Where is the other man who was with you?”
“Running like a bitch to save his own ass.” Daryl said as he finished resetting his bow and loading it.
“I do not think he will succeed.  The carrot probes preferred route of entry into the human body is to burrow in through the rectum.  The other one has most likely embedded itself in your companion’s rectum by now.  We need to find him.”
 
 
“I still say we should shoot him.” Glenn said pointing the rifle at Shane as Rick and Dale handcuffed him to the bed.
“Relax Glenn.   We’re not shooting Shane.” Rick said checking the cuffs to make sure they would not accidentally tighten.
“Easy for you to say.  His wasn’t licking you and wondering if soy sauce would make you taste better.” Glenn grumbled.
“Guys, they’re back.”  Lori said opening the door to admit Daryl, T-Dog and a stranger carrying what looked like a robotic head  into the room.
“So you can tell if he got prison raped by a carrot right?” Daryl asked.
“If you see an extra eye in the middle of his forehead you can tell.  Other than that we will need 790 here to tell us.   The important thing is finding out if it is there.” Kai answered.
“Call me senile but I haven’t a clue what you are talking about.” Dale said.
“Shane took off and left me and Daryl for the walkers” T-Dog said.
“And got a carrot jammed up his ass for his trouble.” Daryl finished.  “This is Kai, He says he is dead and he comes from the Light Universe, so I don’t want to hear anymore smart-assed remarks about me seeing a chupacabra.”
“The carrot is definitely there. If it senses a threat it will vacate his body.” 790 replied.  “I suggest we block off all the exits in this room until we decide how we want to proceed from here.”
 

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 Posted: Mon Jan 16th, 2012 03:08 am

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I want more!!!!! You did a fantastic job Abby Kai lol got him perfect MM's voice came into my head as a read his part. That's what Shane gets hahaha a bad bad carrot.


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I've never seen the show, but this looks like it's going to be a very funny story.



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It's kind of a challenge mixing the wackiness of Lexx with a serious apocalyptic drama like the Walking Dead.



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Angel if you have Netflix the first season is on it. You should join our madness lol its a good show the story is well written. The characters are very relatable. They are very human of that makes any sense feels like they are people you know. Even the villain he is a great example of the darkness and resentment with a side of jealousy does to people. Also the special effects on the zombies are just amazing! The beat I have seen in a while. I think you would like it :D never boring that's a fact. forgot to say you really feel for the characters struggle and fear. Happiness even if it's short lived the struggle to stay human. By not going rough and find a 'safe zone' a small ray of hope.

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And Daryl is the 'Kai' of the zombie apocaplypse.  You really have to love watching him yank an arrow out of a zombies eye and say "What the hell people."  Just another day at the office for Daryl. 

:eusadrool:Doesn't hurt that Norman Reedus gives good 'arm porn' either:eusadrool:

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I don't have netflix, but I do get the station this show is on, I just didn't have much interest in it.



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It took my nephew twisting my arm to get me to watch (But I got him to watch Lexx in the same way) I liked the Walking Dead and he liked Lexx.

I fell in love with it when they introduced the character of Daryl because Norman Reedus is one of those great actors that can actually create a believeable character. I rank him right up there with Johnny Depp, Guy Pearce and of course MM!



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Haha go Abby and ok angel if your ever ever bored put it on a last resort. Lol, I've done that on a few shows and ended loving or enjoying them very much.



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Part 2

                The small group sat around a picnic table eating a late lunch.  Xev and Stan had finally joined them. 
                “So why are all the cities deserted?” Xev asked.  “They were full of people before.”
                “It’s safer out here than in the cities.  The cities belong to the walkers.”  Rick answered.  “It’s too easy to get trapped.”
                “Can’t find too much in the way of food either, unless you have a taste for sewer rats.” T-Dog said.  “But I guess if you eat it long enough, you get used to it.  I’m getting used to squirrel real quick.”
                “These walkers are dead, but they do not act like they are dead.” Kai added. “The dead do not eat.”
                “Must be the way it works in your Light Universe.  Cause these sons of bitches are dead, they do eat and they’re always hungry.” Daryl said.
                “Divine Assassins do not possess stomachs.  We were created by Divine Shadow for one purpose, to kill enemies of the Divine Order.” Kai replied.  “Your walkers have no identifiable purpose other than to eat.”
                “Kai on the other hand has a purpose, he is an unstoppable killing machine.” Stan added.
                “I don’t see any weapons, how do you kill people.” Andrea asked.
                Kai activated his brace.  “Usually with my brace.  But I am just as adept at using other weapons.”
                “And you can kill these carrot things with it?” Rick asked.
                “A few, yes he can.  The carrot probes are like your walkers, they will come in a huge pack.  The two this morning were like advance scouts.  They locate a possible food source and then transmit that information to others.  Then the message is passed on to Lyekka’s asteroid.  Right now Lyekka has agreed to eat Japan, but she will not stop there.” 790 answered.
                “Lyekka is good for her word.” Stan said.  “She promised.”
                “And you wonder why I call you a waste of brain cells.” 790 retorted.
                “So what you’re really saying is that between the carrots and the walkers, we’re history.” Glenn spoke up.
                “Not really, 790 has figured out how to use them against each other.” Xev said eyeballing the men.
                “Speaking of which, we should get started.  One of you will have to threaten to kill Shane.” Kai said noticing Xev's interest.  “Who is the biggest threat to Shane?”
                “Biggest threat or the one he believes would kill him?” T-Dog asked.
                “The threat has to be believable.” Kai answered.
                The entire group answered, “Daryl.”
                “Here is the plan.  Get the carrot out of Shane without letting it get into anyone else.  Then I will reprogram it to focus on the walkers.  Lyekka does not like dead things, so she will figure that there is no more food and leave.” 790 said.
                “Are you sure she won’t like the walkers?” Lori asked.
                “We're sure.  They avoid me because I am dead.” Kai answered.
                Daryl pulled out his hunting knife looked at it and then looked at his crossbow.  “How close do I have to be?”
                “Firing a dart at him from a distance would be safer than getting close enough to use the knife.” Kai said.
                “Daryl, remember it’s just pretend. Do not shoot Shane.” Rick reminded him.
                “I won’t shoot him, but once this carrot situation is handled, I’m gonna stomp his ass.” Daryl said.
                “WE are going to stomp his ass.” T-Dog added.
                “Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder would be proud of this moment.” Dale said with a laugh.  When everyone gave him a blank stare he stared singing:

“Ebony and Ivory,

Going kick old Shane’s ass,

In perfect harmony…”

                T-Dog chuckled.  “Just call us the post apocalypse poster boys for racial equality.”
                Daryl set his bow.  “Well let’s get er done.  The sooner that carrot is out of Shane, the sooner we can work on race relations in Zombieville.”



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That would have been fantastic plan on getting ride of lyekka Abby koodos on that one. I love the fact Shane got the bad carrot hehehe. Xev been her trampy self but stan the man will get action. That's how it went on the show he got more sex then she did! Lol, and Kai got women interest in him they couldn't keep their hands of him. So much for her been a love slave she was terrible at it. kai and Glenn can run for supplies now give Glenn work still lol can't have Kai doing it all the work. He cqn now get help from the humans on what they are good at and he can be the reinforcer. The group is not as useless as Stan and xev are always waiting for Kai to save them. Proto blood hot weather bad for Kai O_O" great work Abby :D enjoyed it as much as part one.

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I'm not done with Shane yet, He still deserves a bit more suffering in my opinion!



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Hell yes muhahahahaha coughs inhales laughs some more.oh, I wonder if 790 could sense Lori's pregnancy? Oh, won't that be fun Kai calling her out on her endangering the group.



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Part 3 one its way? Not rushing can't rush perfection just asking how its coming along (:



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Yes I'm working on it!



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