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1. What is the favorite food of elves?
Answer: "Elf"-aghetti!
 
2. How did elves climbed up to the top of Santa’s Castle?
Answer: Using an "Elf"-evator.
 
3. Elves use what kind of money?
Answer: Jingle bills!
 
4. What’s the first thing learnt by elves in school?
Answer: The "elf"-abet!
 
5. What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop? Answer: The twelf
 
6. Who makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin and lives at the North Pole?
Answer: Cinder-"elf"-a!
 
7. Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Answer: Mini vans!
 
8. What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
Answer: A real Christmas card!
 
9. Where do you find elves?
Answer: Depends where you left them!
 
10. What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
Answer: Welfy



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Keep saying Merry Christmas!

http://www.rickysplace.com/player/1205-17.html



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We don't have turkey at Christmas, having been forced feed it when we were younger. My mum used to buy one bigger enough for an army and there were only seven of us. By the end of a week, we'd of had turday sandwish, turkey, salad, turkey stew and so on until we were glad it was only once a year we could have it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmN5ueKucMg

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Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly.

As soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, "Look! The big red one! Isn't he someone famous?"

Santa thought, "Gee, I'll never get any rest if people start asking to sit on my lap and try to tell me things they want." So he decided to disguise himself. He bought a cowboy outfit complete with cowboy boots and cowboy hat. "No one will know me now-- I look just like everyone else!" He thought happily.

As soon as Santa started walking down the street people began to point and say, "Look! It's that famous Christmas personality!" Santa rushed around a corner to hide. "It's my beard!" he thought. "They recognize me because of my long white beard!"

So Santa went to a barbershop and had his beard shaved off. "I really look like everybody else now!" Santa thought. So he walked down the street with a big smile on his face.

Suddenly a man shouted “It's him! It's him! Look everybody!"

Santa couldn't believe it. He was sure that no one would recognize him. So Santa walked up to the man and said, "How did you recognize me?"

The man looked at Santa and said, "You? I don't know you-- but isn't that four-legged guy with the big red nose behind you Rudolph?"

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 Posted: Sat Dec 10th, 2011 07:53 pm

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Eggnog Cookies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVfVevfik0s&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

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I have a recipe for EGGNOG PANCAKES where you add eggnog instead of water or milk to the batter.....

There are no words.....

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A Redneck Christmas!

http://www.rickysplace.com/xmas/flash/redneck-xmas.html



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Angel wrote: A Redneck Christmas!

http://www.rickysplace.com/xmas/flash/redneck-xmas.html
LOL, must share this on fb and email.  Thanks.

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This not only sounds very Christmy if there's such a word but when I was at high school and was studying music which I did very well in, we had to go to the Royal National English Opera house in Covent Garden London to watch The Nutcracker and it was Decemeber time.  Shame I can't remember most of what I learnt now, lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QdoTdG_VNV4#!

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 Posted: Tue Dec 13th, 2011 07:59 am

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Yodeling Cat sings Christmas Song, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nAvLlPCbyQQ


A friend of mine filmed this and it's really nice and put's me in the mood for xmas.  Only you American's know how to do such lovely things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7XhfR-6j6w&feature=g-u

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Dragonflygurl wrote: This not only sounds very Christmy if there's such a word but when I was at high school and was studying music which I did very well in, we had to go to the Royal National English Opera house in Covent Garden London to watch The Nutcracker and it was Decemeber time.  Shame I can't remember most of what I learnt now, lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QdoTdG_VNV4#!


I really liked that, it was very pretty. 



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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the abode
One creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were sleeping all snug in their beds,
While visions of Nintendo and Barbie danced in their heads.

Father was snoring in front of the TV,
With a half-assembled bicycle on his knee.
So only Mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
And she turned and sighed, "NOW what's the matter?"

With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes, which fell with ashrug.
"Oh great," muttered Mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."

"Ho-ho-ho!" shouted Santa, "I'm glad you're awake!
Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone!"

"A clone?" Mom asked. "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The clone was exactly the mother's twin -
Same hair, same eyes, Same double chin.

"She'll cook, she'll dust, "She'll mop every mess.
You'll relax, take it easy, Watch The Young and the Restless."
"Fantastic!" the mom cheered. "My dream come true!
"I'll shop. I'll read. I'll sleep the night through!"

From her room, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy? I'm scared, I'm hungry and I 'm wet!"
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."

The clone changed the small one, and hummed a
tune, As she bundled the child in a blanket cocoon.
"You're the best mommy ever. I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."

The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal."
That's my child's love she's trying to steal!"
Smiling wisely, Santa said, "To me it is clear,"
Only one loving mother is needed here."

The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget it won't be very long,
Till they'll be too old for my cradle-song."

The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side, Santa said, "Good night,
Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right!"



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It seems Santas' little workers weren't cranking out enough toys for the upcoming Christmas run so Santa had to get them some help. He called up Jack and Jill and since they weren't doing anything they agreed to help out. They got along good with the elves and worked really hard. It wasn't long before they had more than enough toys made and Santa didn't need to keep both Jack and Jill working for him so he didn't know what to do....Lay Jill or Jack off.


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Angel wrote: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the abode
One creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were sleeping all snug in their beds,
While visions of Nintendo and Barbie danced in their heads.

Father was snoring in front of the TV,
With a half-assembled bicycle on his knee.
So only Mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
And she turned and sighed, "NOW what's the matter?"

With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes, which fell with ashrug.
"Oh great," muttered Mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."

"Ho-ho-ho!" shouted Santa, "I'm glad you're awake!
Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone!"

"A clone?" Mom asked. "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The clone was exactly the mother's twin -
Same hair, same eyes, Same double chin.

"She'll cook, she'll dust, "She'll mop every mess.
You'll relax, take it easy, Watch The Young and the Restless."
"Fantastic!" the mom cheered. "My dream come true!
"I'll shop. I'll read. I'll sleep the night through!"

From her room, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy? I'm scared, I'm hungry and I 'm wet!"
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."

The clone changed the small one, and hummed a
tune, As she bundled the child in a blanket cocoon.
"You're the best mommy ever. I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."

The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal."
That's my child's love she's trying to steal!"
Smiling wisely, Santa said, "To me it is clear,"
Only one loving mother is needed here."

The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget it won't be very long,
Till they'll be too old for my cradle-song."

The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side, Santa said, "Good night,
Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right!"
I really like that one.  I know some people who will love it too.  Definitely sharing this



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