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 Posted: Fri Nov 25th, 2011 08:12 am

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HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS 2011!  AS IS OUR TRADITION POST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING CHRISTMAS!  JOKES, STORIES, RECIPES, VIDEOS, IF IT'S CHRISTMAS, THIS IS THE PLACE TO POST IT!

 

 



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 Posted: Fri Nov 25th, 2011 08:17 am

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The Amazing Grace Christmas Light House -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnk0KjWxgMA



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This is quite clever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAwWCwuq-U

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 Posted: Fri Nov 25th, 2011 11:04 pm

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Talk live with Santa.  http://www.dumb.com/santachat/

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 Posted: Sat Nov 26th, 2011 07:13 am

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What does Kris Kringle like to get when he goes to the donut shop?
A jolly roll!

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
Kris Kringle burps!

What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
Rapping paper!

What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Mistle-"toast"!

Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?
Because the presents won't take themselves!

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole!

How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position!



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 Posted: Mon Nov 28th, 2011 02:38 am

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Mexican Fruit Punch

This is a traditional drink we always make for Christmas. Yum you can spike it with rum if you wish but I think it's better with out the rum. So once again is that time of year :D So here are some very flex able guideline's of the ingredients you need. My Ma adjust the recipe to taste depends on how sweet the fruits are. So it's to taste type thing keep in mind one thing she always tells me just because someone likes it extra sweet doesn't mean other will like it. Which is always a good point to remember. So with all that said this is how you make Mexican fruit punch :3
  1. One large pot my mom has one of those metal pots.
  2. water not all the way to the top so it doesn't boil over. Plus you will be adding some since it will evaporate half way some through the cooking process.
  3. Put it on high then drop the heat to medium heat add 1 to 1 1/2 cups of sugar.
  4. 4 Tamarind they can be over powering
  5. 6 Jamaican flowers they are easily over powering flavors like the tamarind.
  6. 20 prunes they bring some sweetness to the punch they are the stars of the show. Sadly the most forgotten ingredient from time to time. Trust me they make a difference if you add them and you can tell there is something missing if you forget to add them.
  7. 10 Guavas
  8. 1 or 2 sticks of cinnamon
  9. One stick of sugar cane down side you have to peel and cut into 1/4 or buy two bags of peeled sugar cane and cute for you but it maybe more pricey it's up for preference.
  10. 1 jar of Jocote fruit the syrup goes in the punch as well. My ma peels the skin off makes it easier to eat. If you are not sure what they are or can not find them Guavas are perfect. Do not have to get Jocote fruits if you don't want to or like them.
  11. then drop it to low and keep on suturing aperiodically. It takes several hours like spaghetti sauce. it will turn into a dark Amber color taste if you like the sweetness or if it needs a bit more sugar.
Once you get it to your liking by the time is done our family and guest are already there. It's ready to serve hot is the traditional but also can be enjoyed cold. Once again we don't add anymore extra sugar then we already have the next morning it gets some extra sweetness. I'll double check but if you have questions please let me know so there can be clarification. To me it's not X-mas if we do not have punch. :S1-3:



 

 

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A reindeer walked into a pub, strolled up to the bar and ordered a pint of lager.
Completely unphased, the barman poured out the lager and passed it to the reindeer, who handed over a ten pound note.

As he handed over the change of a few coins, the barman said "I have to say, you're first reindeer I've seen in here."

The reindeer studied the change very carefully and said. "Tell you what sunshine, as these prices I'm also the last reindeer you're going to see in here."



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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It was looking forward to Christmas!

What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
"'Tis the season to be jelly!"

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me a musical instrument.
Thank you, Yours
A. Fisherman

Father Christmas: That's easy, we'll send him a cast-a-net.


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My Christmas must watch videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXKWKaxt3c


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMALk-i3TA8



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YAY !! THE NEW SLAYER CHRISTMAS LIGHT SHOW IS UP !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWWFmhJKJW8

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mayaXXX wrote: YAY !! THE NEW SLAYER CHRISTMAS LIGHT SHOW IS UP !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWWFmhJKJW8

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Farting elves 12 days of Christmas...

 

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Decorate the Christmas tree!

http://www.rickysplace.com/xmas/flash/christmas-tree.html



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