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 Posted: Fri Oct 28th, 2011 06:27 pm

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Logically I can't see a victory over old age and Death turning a society of Warriors into cowards. They were terrified of accidents. A warrior freed from the threat of death and old age would become more bold and more aggressive. With the extended lifespan they would become even more accomplished at being warriors.

The Brunnen G were terrified of their own shadows. Not tired. I can understand perhaps older members who were tired of living but as warriors they would face faced death if it was so welcome. There is some reason for the change, some catalyst beyond 'living forever'. And that was not explained.



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Abby, remember that the Brunnen-G victory over death was only a victory over old age death, not from accidents. It may make more sense for them to get a bit timid when they have every reason believe they could go on living forever if they avoided danger.

Likewise, it seems credible that acts of bravery can be coaxed from those disposed for such by the reminder that they will have to die sometime. (I recall now Robert Heinlein's Lazarus Long character from Time Enough For Love recounting how a World War I sergeant exhorted his men to charge into a hail of bullets and almost universal death by shouting "come on you apes - do you want to live forever?")

Of course youngsters typically feel invulnerable to death and that is largely where their sense of devil-may-care originates.

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Abby1964 wrote: I loved the Woz because of one thought provoking exchange. When Kai says "I don't want to kill you."

It is very thought provoking. Kai was in essence like a part of HDS 'Special Forces' or 'black ops' unit. When these guys go in on assignments do they want to kill people? Probably not, they are following orders. In this case Kai is following 'orders'. He is doing it to save Xev's life. That just stuck out to me being from a military family and a Vet myself.

Yes, I agree with you Abby it must be befouling to them as well but also you went on saying they are following orders. There for they can not question the request they must carriy it out and see to it done. Thank you for serving your country my respects and admiration is sent your way. I might not be in the service but I am a military pen pal to one of our soldier's over seas. My first time doing something like this and I am very proud I am doing it. I've been writing to him since mother's day what a shocker that was to me lol when i read the email. I am hoping and praying he makes it back to his family and his little baby girl safe and in one piece.



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yes that's a great point you made thank you for pointing it out. The puppets and the master pulling strings. to manipulate this poor women with low self esteems in doing his dirty work. Stan sigh shakes head what can we do with that old perverted fart lol. He would be in bliss and and be ok with the idea of being attacked by 6 lovely women at once.

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Brigadoom Part Two

I really enjoyed watching Kai's hunger and zest for life. His wanting for a better life his wishing to see other worlds experience something new. He was the only one who still had the spirit of a true Brunnen G warrior. Fearless willing to conquer the unknown been brave and proud. He had honor not just that he knew were he came from also he never forgot who he was. Unlike the rest of his people they lost track of who they were they just did not care for the past or the future.
Here is Kai sharing his wanting to go out into the world and satisfied his hunger. To fill up the emptiness he has in his life. The response he gets from everyone he shares this dream to is the same. The plead with him to stay in the safety of their walls. That is something he never accepts and goes on to sing he wants more.


"KAI: As I am a younger man
And I dream of distant lands
I wonder where I could learn more
To go beyond these ancient walls
To go beyond these ghostly halls
Go beyond, and beyond -

CHORUS: Kai you are so young and green KAI: - to explore
You do not see what we have seen
The dangers are too many to ignore
So stay behind these ancient walls
Stay within these ghostly halls
Stay behind, stay behind -

KAI: I do not mean you disrespect CHORUS: - close the door
This life is not what I expect
All I know is I must explore
To go beyond this life of waste
Go beyond this bitter taste
Go beyond, and beyond, go beyond, I want more"
Since he was a new born the older Brunnen G did not take him seriously. they thought of him as harmless foolish young man that one day will abandon this silly notions.

We also get a sneak pick to Kai and his lover and their struggle to come to terms with him leaving to find answers. How she was not happy. She did not understand to why he would want to leave her and go on this dangerous mission. 

"KAI: I have come here to tell you
That I have to go away
Destiny is calling me
So I cannot stay
I may not return
But I have to know
What the future holds
So I must go
I've come here to tell you
That I must leave today

XEV: If you must leave me
Then I guess that you don't care
And should you return
You know I won't be there
Close your eyes
Stay here with me
You can't save our world
From its destiny
So leave me Kai
Just say goodbye
For I no longer care

KAI: If only she could understand
Things aren't what they were
I wish that she'd care for me
Like I care for her
If I could make her see
That our world is gone
There may never be
Another dawn
If only she could understand
That I care for her

XEV: If only he could understand
How my heart is true
If only he would care for me
But there's no more I can do
I wish that he
Would choose to stay
To be with me
Not go away
If only he would understand
But there's nothing I can do

BOTH: So I say farewell to you".

here are more favorite quotes or bits of songs I really loved. Also always sing along no matter how tragic they are.

I love it when he see the time prophet the song she sings. It's very catchy and is my favorite one out of all the rest. Even if it's bad news she gives him about the fate of his doomed planet. and the news of his own death but he will be the on to destroy his divine order.


"MC: In search of answers, Kai went beyond the Brunnen G shields to the tiny planet of the Time Prophet

PROPHET: Time begins and then time ends
And then time begins once again
It is happening now
It has happened before
It will surely happen again

KAI: Prophet, I have come to you
Here on this uncertain moon
Do we Brunnen G have any hope
Or are my people doomed?

PROPHET: I look into the cycles of time
Not very clearly mind you
I gaze into the future past
And I see the Brunnen G's doom

But Kai, you'll be the last to die
And there is something else I see
His Shadow's order will be destroyed
At the hands of the last Brunnen G

KAI: Are you certain, Time Prophet?

PROPHET: Time begins and then time ends
And then time begins once again
It is happening now
It has happened before
It will surely happen again

MC: Kai told his people that he had visited the Time Prophet, and learned that his planet was doomed to be destroyed by the Divine Order

KAI: Gather round and hear my song
We've been deaf, we have been blind too long
Beyond our shields there lies a threat
It will spell our certain death
His Shadow is coming, His Shadow looms
His Shadow is bringing our final doom
We cannot hide, you must listen to me
This is the end of the Brunnen G"

So after hearing the news Kai goes back to his people and asks them to pick up their arms and join him in battle. To fight this new enemy off like they had done once before. As he poured his heart out he is disappointed by their reaction and their reply.

"MAN: What has this Newborn brought on our heads?
What kind of horrors, what kind of awful dread?

MAN/WOMAN: He's broken the shields, he's broken the wall
This Newborn will bring certain death to us all

CHORUS: You are the one who invited this war
You are the one who has opened the door
What would we do with him, what would be just?
MAN: If he is guilty-
ALL: Then kill him we must"

So the blame Kai for their ignorance he was in disbelieve at his trail. He felt that instead of waisting time and punishing him for been right. they should be preparing for war and face this new enemy. Only to be disappointed by the out come of his trail.

"MC: Kai was put on trial, and found guilty of betraying his people. Kai was condemned to death by ageing, a punishment the Brunnen G considered truly terrible

JUDGE: You are accused of a treason most high
You are found guilty - sentenced to die
I hereby decree that your death shall be slow
This Newborn will die because he will grow old
Have you anything to say?

KAI: You do not pass this sentence on me
You're passing it on all Brunnen G".

They were doomed one way or another lets say HDS had not excisted something or someone would have ended them. Or maybe they would have ended it themselves so there was no escaping it.

So this is what I got to say about Brigadoom we got a glimpse's of the Brunnen G people. We got to see what an extraordinary man Kai was so full of ambition, passion,honor, and the only one who was a true Brunnen G warrior the rest of his people had forgotten about who they once had been. He did not turned into a coward and trimble with fear like the others. He still lived by the code of honor and was not afride to fight and die. It was his curse to live as the only true Brunnen G warriror. Meaning he was the last one who had the essons of when they fought and won in the insect wars. Then he die as the last one of his kind very tragic the story of Kai and his people.  Very ironic he was the last one the whole time weird my new finding. I hope you enjoyed more to come tm:2567:

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Brigadoom is one of my top three favorites. I play the soundtrack in my car sometimes. :D



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Hey, kaden its good to hear from you again :D it has been a while. I would have it on an iPod or something of that sort. But my iPod was in the car and it got stole :P I watched alot of times for my blog hehehe my excuse I am using xD



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LastBrunnenGstanding wrote: Abby1964 wrote: I loved the Woz because of one thought provoking exchange. When Kai says "I don't want to kill you."

It is very thought provoking. Kai was in essence like a part of HDS 'Special Forces' or 'black ops' unit. When these guys go in on assignments do they want to kill people? Probably not, they are following orders. In this case Kai is following 'orders'. He is doing it to save Xev's life. That just stuck out to me being from a military family and a Vet myself.

Yes, I agree with you Abby it must be befouling to them as well but also you went on saying they are following orders. There for they can not question the request they must carriy it out and see to it done. Thank you for serving your country my respects and admiration is sent your way. I might not be in the service but I am a military pen pal to one of our soldier's over seas. My first time doing something like this and I am very proud I am doing it. I've been writing to him since mother's day what a shocker that was to me lol when i read the email. I am hoping and praying he makes it back to his family and his little baby girl safe and in one piece.
What a great thing you are doing!  I served during Peacetime but I did do a tour overseas and Getting letters from home, Knowing someone is thinking about you (Not family, but someone that you joined up to protect if necessary) It can lift your spirits.

Just haveing someone care enough to take the time, my hat's off to you!



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Abby1964 wrote: LastBrunnenGstanding wrote: Abby1964 wrote: I loved the Woz because of one thought provoking exchange. When Kai says "I don't want to kill you."

It is very thought provoking. Kai was in essence like a part of HDS 'Special Forces' or 'black ops' unit. When these guys go in on assignments do they want to kill people? Probably not, they are following orders. In this case Kai is following 'orders'. He is doing it to save Xev's life. That just stuck out to me being from a military family and a Vet myself.

Yes, I agree with you Abby it must be befouling to them as well but also you went on saying they are following orders. There for they can not question the request they must carriy it out and see to it done. Thank you for serving your country my respects and admiration is sent your way. I might not be in the service but I am a military pen pal to one of our soldier's over seas. My first time doing something like this and I am very proud I am doing it. I've been writing to him since mother's day what a shocker that was to me lol when i read the email. I am hoping and praying he makes it back to his family and his little baby girl safe and in one piece.
What a great thing you are doing!  I served during Peacetime but I did do a tour overseas and Getting letters from home, Knowing someone is thinking about you (Not family, but someone that you joined up to protect if necessary) It can lift your spirits.

Just haveing someone care enough to take the time, my hat's off to you!


ah, you made me grin from ear to ear and blush at the sometime you do not have to top your hat off to me my dear. It's my honor to give a helping hand to a member in our military. As you all noticed I write at (insomniac hours i might add) and peaceful me time 10-2:30am. At this time if i am not on lexxverse i am writing my letter to him i get my best inspiration at this reduces hours. When i am not in my insomniac stage it during my son's naptime to write my letters. Always make time for writing to him if he can find time to read them then i have no right for excuses not to write  them ;)



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KAI: You do not pass this sentence on me
You're passing it on all Brunnen G".


I particularly like this line. Again foreshadowing His Divine Shadow's destruction of Brunnis 2.

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Kaden wrote:
Brigadoom is one of my top three favorites. I play the soundtrack in my car sometimes. :D


I played it so frequently after I found it online that my partner just rolls his eyes now. It's very catchy. :)

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Delyth wrote: Kaden wrote:
Brigadoom is one of my top three favorites. I play the soundtrack in my car sometimes. :D


I played it so frequently after I found it online that my partner just rolls his eyes now. It's very catchy. :)

it is very catchy I should be blogging on season 3 but guilty been obsessing on sing along with Kai haha.



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Delyth wrote: LastBrunnenGstanding wrote:

KAI: You do not pass this sentence on me
You're passing it on all Brunnen G".


I particularly like this line. Again foreshadowing His Divine Shadow's destruction of Brunnis 2.

poor Kai he tried so hard hoping even though they were doomed. His story is extremely tragic he really sticks with you.



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791 Episode 20 Season 2

Season finally, so the LEXX is flying and Xev is in her bed, Kai is chilling on ice lol(cheesy I know couldn't help it), Stan is sleeping on the pedestal and 790 sing on the floor. Then LEXX picks up a distress signal, the view screen shows the plant it's coming from, 790 ignores the signal and keeps on singing. Till Lyekka comes down from her pod and wakes up Stan. The she goes on telling him she is hungry and must eat soon. Stan tells her they are in the middle of no man's land and there is no food. Lyekka tells Stan about the distress signal. Stan naturally gets mad at 790 for not telling him.  790's answer was very valet and true lol but still didn't stop them from going.

 STAN: Well, see that's, that's a problem. See, we're precisely in the middle of nowhere. There's no-one out there, there's no-one to eat
790: Except you - so please Lyekka, help yourself to security guard class appetiser - and stay away from Xev, meat fiend!
LYEKKA: You don't have to worry yet, Stanley. I heard a signal. That means there should be something else to eat nearby
STAN: A signal? (to 790) Why didn't you wake me?
790: It was a distress signal. They only lead to trouble, so I always ignore them
STAN: Yeah, well - yeah


Now the LEXX is heading towards the planet were the distress signal came from. Also everyone is on the bridge. Discussing about the planets atmosphere followed up by Lyekka telling them she is coming down to eat or she will eat Xev and Stan. Kai is dead so she can not eat him, Kai tells her if she try to eat them he would kill her. She flips out then finds her cool again and tells him she is not easy to kill.

STAN: But I like her - well, when she's not hungry anyway

(Lyekka looks at Stan and smiles)

LYEKKA: I like you too Stanley
KAI: She eats people
STAN: Well, yeah, but -

(Lyekka leaves the bridge)

KAI: Lyekka is a predator. It is fundamental to her nature to consume other living life forms, like you
XEV: So you think we should leave her on the planet then?
KAI: Being dead means not having an opinion
XEV: Well I think - I think we're stuck for now. Maybe I'll decide to leave her behind once we get down there
Stan is auguring that he likes Lyekka and he is ok with her finding food. Kai is saying they should leave her at the planet she is bad news. So Xev,Kai, 790, and Lyekka come down to the crash site Stan stays on the LEXX. Like always and then ends up saying "I got a bad feeling".

Down on the planet it has very strong winds and dust making it cloudy and hard to see. Xev and Kai make their way towards the crash. If they do not stay close to each other they can get lost. Lyekka goes of on her own in search for food. This is when  Xev and Kai make their way to the front section of the ship at this point they open an entry hatch. were they are able to see inside and they find an airlock. On the left side they notice a window onto a compartment that has a chair and controls. Xev goes a head and tries an inner hatch of the airlock, but the door does not open. 790 points out a concern about something not right with this picture.

790: Clearly this airlock is controlled from behind that armoured glass. That is highly unusual. We should return to the Lexx at once.

But Kai ignores his observation and breaks the glass pulls the lever and opens the hatch. Xev is about to go in when she stops and see a ladder inside the control panel. So she goes up and Kai follows with 790 in hand. The stairs which leads them into the cockpit. 790 tells Xev the air is breathable and takes of her helmet. As they are scanning the room Xev sees this jars with human hearts inside them. The life support system is still working so the hearts are still beating:new_shocked:   Then they find the pilot his a headless cyborg. 790 is very interested with this opportunity of a body with a working unit. So he send Kai and Xev to go exploring while he is trying to command the cyborg body.

This are funny quotes that I can not help but having my mind in the gutter lol. The cyborg looks like a Greek god muscular and attractive and 790 is drooling over. So Kai and Xev go down the stairs down to the airlock in to the passage.  They come to another hatch Xev asks 790 if he could open the hatch. He is having a fiasco with the cyborg body and he gets kicked across the room and happens to land on the button that opened the hatch. There is a barrier of some kind (Kai comes in very handy to testing out force field and death traps) safety first ;)

That's when Kai and Xev find this dome cell holding containers.

KAI: This appears to be the entire cargo
XEV: What ever's in there must be very valuable
KAI: Or very dangerous


So Kai pushes the blue bottom and it opens the first dome. Xev looks down and Kai jumps down for a closer look. there he sees an "alien egg" looking. He tells Xev there is something inside by then she joins him. he opens up the pod were There is a thin membrane inside. Which he then tears open as a head of a pretty girl pops up.Meanwhile Xev check in on 790 and ask what's his status. She tells Stan they found some one alive and he is not interested till she tells him it's a woman. He is a total pig and this will count against him later. Then she ends the conversation with him and focus back on the girl. 

Kai breaks his cold dead man have no feelings when they come across Desh.

(Desh opens her eyes and looks at Kai, who kneels in front of her)

When there eyes met he was drawn to her instantly for some reason. He just melted a little bit like he had once done with Zev. She won his "warmth" and "gentler" side something Xev works her ass off to get. Hahaha and she toke him to the moon and back. With her stare then nailed him when she told her story.


DESH: Who are you?
KAI: I am Kai, last of the Brunnen G
DESH: Where are the jailers?
KAI: If you mean the crew, there is no sign of anybody. The bridge was deserted
DESH: Not even a pilot?
KAI: There is a cyborg pilot, strapped in a seat. However, he seems to have lost his head when you landed
DESH: Landed?
KAI: You've crashed, on an uninhabited planet
His eyes seem to be soft and warm as well his body language was relaxed.
(Xev crouches down beside him)
She even makes Xev feel sorry for her but Kai seems more anxious at the site of Desh.
XEV: We heard your distress signal. Are you a prisoner?
DESH: Yes
XEV: What was your crime?
DESH: Nothing - except for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm innocent. What was your crime?
XEV: Failing my wifely duties, and humiliating my husband in the temple. I wasn't innocent (smiles)
Small talk Xev is making trying to cheer Desh up.
KAI: So, how did you end up here?
DESH: I was going to meet my husband, at the outer colonies. We picked up some metal traders, at the outer rim. They started killing us, just murdering everyone. Laughing, rubbing blood all over -
Our poor dead assassin he is trying so hard to keep his cool.


KAI: Where were they taking you?
DESH: I don't know. They might be slave traders, I don't know! I wish they'd just killed me.


(Kai seems quite moved by this. He stands up, and puts a hand inside the pod to pull her out)


He seemed thrilled to be her knight in shinning armor. To rescue this dalzell in distress. She was "vulnerable" like Zev was.  When she died I think that's why he was so drawn to Desh.

KAI: I will release you
DESH: No! You can't

(Kai stops, lets go)

 

KAI: Why not?
DESH: When they put me in here, they removed my - heart, to prevent escape
(This crushed him a little bit at the site he saw when looked down at her chest - there are cables coming out of it)
He solemnly puts her back down as he helplessly looks down at her as she finish telling her story.
DESH: They kept me conscious while they did it, made me watch

(Desh starts sobbing. Xev looks sick. Kai lowers Desh back into the pod)

KAI: I'm going to check the other cells .
 


Kai goes off to look at the other domes and Xev goes to get Desh's heart. Now they are concerned about Lyekka showing up and having dinner. That's when Xev 791 and he wants to do things to Xev. But she is not to sold on it I think he creeped her out. He is having issues because he is not linked to the cyborg's processor. She plugs them in and he wigged out and blacks out. She goes on getting the two hearts in the front line.

Kai is showing a huge interest with Desh it was so cute to see him been so sweet and concern.

(Kai returns to Desh's cell, kneels down by her pod)

KAI: Hello again
DESH: Thank you, for rescuing me
KAI: But I haven't rescued you yet
DESH: I know, but still - tell me about this planet we crashed on. How did you get here?
KAI: On the Lexx
DESH: What is that?
KAI: A large insect 


It was as if he was saying come with me back to the LEXX. I will keep you safe and you will never suffer again.

Ok, now is the good stuff comes in hehehe the Cyborg takes over 790. He tricks Stan to come down to the LEXX. Saying there were vixens wanting a man to play with. So horny Stan goes down to the planet. He comes face to face with the cyborg and we learn he is a hitter for the other team. His plans are having Stan on the menu.

(Elsewhere, Stan taps his foot to the beat of techno music coming from the cyborg's chest)
I liked the techno music the cyborg was playing I don't care if it was terrible lol.
CYBORG: Oh, yeah. Thrust it, monkey man - give me some back and forth. Do it

(Stan starts dancing)

CYBORG: I said do it! With feeling

(It is not the best dancing of all time - but that's hardly surprising, given the circumstances)

CYBORG: That's right. Dance. Shake your lily white ass, buckaroo. More hips! Jiggle it!

(The cyborg joins Stan on the dance floor, does a bad Travolta impression, then starts gyrating behind Stan, very close)

CYBORG: Yeah baby. Keep it slippery now.


Omg! the stuff that comes out of the cyborgs mouth is hysterical. Also the fact that 790 is forced to get super close and way to personal for his liking.

CYBORG: You're not pretty - but you're my kind of not pretty

(He presses Stan's face to his mouth screen. Stan grabs at the back of his head, manages to pull a cable loose - and 790 splutters back into life)

790: I'll never tell if you don't
STAN: Agreed. Now just let me go 


There faces are priceless I really got a kick watching this to tango.

Here are a few other quotes that made me laugh super hard.

 CYBORG: You're not going anywhere till I deal with the sizzle in my pizzle

CYBORG: I can smell your funk, Stanley - and I'm coming to bury my face in it! (evil grin)

CYBORG: Stanley. Stanley - the head is mine. All heads are mine! So get ready to boogaloo :shock:

I felt super sorry for Stan but i could not stop laughing.

Once Desh got her heart back we see her true colors. She tricked Kai and Xev on helping her out and freeing her. Turns out she is a cold blooded killer and went through the barrier. Thus triggering a self destruct command in motion. Also Stan thinks he has escaped they sexed crazed cyborg. Stan tryed to get ried of the Cyborg himself but he fails terribly lol. Once again Kai to the recue comes in the nick of time.

(790 briefly regains control)

790: Stanley Tweedle - I have to say in all candour that without the slightest micro-iota of inestimable doubt in the entirety of the two universes - this is the very definition of misery
STAN: Just stop, please!
CYBORG: Not his show, bitch - it's mine

(The cyborg readies himself - and Kai's brace pulls 790 from his shoulders. The cyborg staggers around, as Kai walks up to Stan)

KAI: Don't get up, Stanley

(Kai opens the outer door. Lyekka braces herself in the frame of the inner door, with Xev safe behind her. Kai holds onto Stan, as the wind rushes in, pulling the cyborg away. Kai closes the door. Stan breathes a sigh of relief, then turns to look at 790, who says nothing)
Hahaha Kai what a burn when he tells Stan and 790 brused their egos even more. Also I think Kai was lashing out by been played with "emotional".
KAI: I can see that you two may require some time alone, but we have to leave - now
790: (quiet) Fine
STAN: Let's go


But it's all good Desh meets Lyekka and that problem is taken care off. The planet blows up they are making their way back to the LEXX. So that's the end of season 2. Stan and 790's interacting seemed to become more aggressive. I wounder if it has anything to do with this episode?
 



 




 






 


 


 












Last edited on Thu Nov 3rd, 2011 06:27 am by LastBrunnenGstanding



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