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My oldie but goodie...

 

A Lexx Halloween -


Not much had been happening on the Lexx lately. Kai was frozen in his cryopod. 790 was in Xev’s bed composing love poems and Stan and Xev were in the galley eating breakfast.

“Stan. Stan.” Lexx said patiently. “What is it Lexx? I’m eating breakfast.” he said through a mouthful of food. “There is something out there Stan.” said the Lexx. “Well what is it Lexx?” Stan impatiently asked. “I don’t know Stan but it frightens me.” said the Lexx. “Aw crap,” mumbled Stan, “what is it now?”

Stan got up and Xev followed because she was curious as to what frightened the Lexx. She picked up 790 from her bed on the way to the bridge. “Good morning my darling luscious Xev.” crooned 790. “Good morning 790.” said Xev.

They arrived on the bridge and looked out of Lexx’s viewscreen. The part of space they were in was very dark, almost void of stars. They saw something glowing orange in the distance. “What is that Lexx?” asked Stan. “I do not know Stan. I do not like this part of space.” replied the Lexx. The glowing orange object was getting closer to the Lexx. “Lexx stop where you are I want to see what it is.” Stan ordered. “Yes Stan.” Lexx said with a little quiver in his voice.

The object kept on getting closer and closer. It made a full stop in front of the Lexx. “What is it?” asked Xev. “I don’t know. I’ve never seen anything like it before.” Stan replied. It was glowing orange and it had triangular shaped eyes and nose. Its mouth was had an evil looking smile. It was a floating jack-o-lantern. It hovered in front of the Lexx. “Whatever it is, it sure is ugly.” said Stan. Ever the explorer Xev said, “ I think we should go check it out Stan.” Stan looked a little unsure, he didn’t like the look of the thing. “Maybe we should take Kai with us.” he said. “You’re right Stan just in case something goes wrong. I’ll feel better having Kai around.” said Xev.

“My love, my love, please take me with you. I can protect you my precious, sweet darling.” said 790. “790 you don’t have a body, how can you protect me?” asked Xev. “I can spout insults for hours.” he said. Xev said with a little laugh, “Alright 790 you can go.”

The trio went to the cryochamber to wake Kai. His cryopod opened and he stepped out. “What is it Xev?” he asked. “There is a glowing orange object with a funny face in front of the Lexx. We want you to go with us to check it out.” she said. Kai looked at the floor the he looked at Xev. “I will do as you request.” he said unemotionally.

They went to the moth bay and boarded a moth then flew through the jack-o-lanterns nose landing in a twisting corridor very poorly lit. They got out of the moth, Xev holding onto 790 and they made their way down the corridor. Suddenly they heard a blood curdling scream. Stan jumped into Kai’s arms and started shaking. Kai looked at Stan with one eyebrow quirked and said, “Stan, I am not your mommy.” Xev and 790 burst into laughter. Stan flushed with embarrassment and quickly jumped out of Kai’s arms.



Stan gathered up his courage and said, “I wonder what that scream was.” Xev said, “Maybe someone is hurt Stan, we should go check it out.”

“I will protect you my love.” said 790. Xev just rolled her eyes. It was better to just humor 790. They heard more screams but they couldn’t tell where it was coming from.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, something was flying and dive bombing perilously close to Kai’s neck. It almost got stuck in his bun. Whoosh, whoosh its wings flapped. In the blink of an eye it transformed into a vampire and sunk its fangs deeply into Kai’s neck. What it tasted was foul and before anyone could react it changed itself back into a bat. Kai tried bringing it down with his brace but it was too quick and it flew away. Kai’s neck healed immediately. “What in the heck was that? asked Stan who was cowering behind Xev. “I do not know, but I suggest we all stay together.” said Kai. They walked further down the corridor.

They ducked as a creature on a broom swooped down on them. It had a pointy black hat and a long nose with a hairy wart on the end. “Ah, ha, ha, ha,ha,ha, ha.” the horrible creature repeated over and over as it swooped down on them. Kai stood up and fired his brace, scree...., but the creature was too quick and it flew away on its broom. Xev glued herself to Kai’s back as they made their way further down the corridor.

They saw a door and heard someone moaning. Xev was concerned that someone might be hurt so she opened the door and stepped back. A mummy walked out its arms pointed out in front of it heading straight for Xev. Somehow, Stan got a spurt of adrenaline and he pushed the mummy back through the door and he slammed it shut. 790 was going nuts. Xev calmed him down. She smiled and thanked Stan for saving her. They made their way further down the corridor.

“Owoooo, owoooo, owoooo.” they heard something howling. “Errr, errr, errr, owoooo.” It was almost upon them. Stan nearly swallowed his tongue in fear. A werewolf appeared in front of them baring its long canine teeth, saliva was dripping from its mouth and it was headed for Stan. Xev tossed 790 to Kai, she ran up to the werewolf and let out her loudest cluster lizard growl. The werewolf turned and tucked its tail between its legs. “Yip, yip, yip, yip.” It yelped its way back into the dark recesses of the corridor. Kai handed 790 back to Xev. 790 was screaming insults at the departing creature. Kai suggested they all walk behind him as they made their way further down the corridor.

Xev sensed something was following them, but whenever she turned around nothing was there. Stan felt something strange too but he didn’t see anything either. “Woooooo, woooooo, woooooo.” A disembodied voice moaned. Something was floating in the air several feet away from them. Xev and Stan got scared and they crouched behind Kai. The ghostly creature floated closer to them. Kai shot his brace but it passed right through the ethereal creature. It was coming towards them faster and faster not stopping until it was a few inches away. The horrible ghostly creature looked at them with bottomless black eyes and it said,
























“BOO!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!”



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*cough, choke, sputter* OMG KETANA YOU IS E-BIL !! Now young lady, you need to just take that right down now before I take a switch to your ass...*runs*

 

Great fic, Angel, I love Halloween stories !

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SWITCH ASS? can we do that? hey the only crack I have is the one God gave me..no switching ass' heah! but I can twitch it..buwahahahahaha

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Can I have some fries with that!

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Pirate-jack-O-Lantern.

It's not my cup of tea but I'd like to wish everyone A Happy Halloween.

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mayaXXX wrote:
Core that real cool. 


 

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You can add this to the Emoticons if you like.

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Very cute, Angel!  hehe.

 

Ketana, that picture rocks.  Nice view of your shiney hiney! *winks*:prop:



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RamsesGore wrote: Very cute, Angel!  hehe.

 

Ketana, that picture rocks.  Nice view of your shiney hiney! *winks*:prop:

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Since it's coming up on Halloween, just bringing up one of the first lexx stories I had written, where my writing was very raw.



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I like this one. I haven't posted it to the ezine because I found out that we are going to have to do a server change ans it's not going to support the existing db so everything is going down the toilet. We should have it all done by Monday or Tuesday I'll post the link then.



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Bump up for Halloween!



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