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 Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2012 10:23 am

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LastBrunnenGstanding wrote: Crash test dummy lol
LOL, I like that one, although I can see that as being the perfect job for 790, LOL, put his head on a dummy body and listen to the insults fly!



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 Posted: Sat Mar 3rd, 2012 03:44 am

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True lol that be very hilarious with 790, but he isn't dead poo lol well till Little Lexx eat him. But why not both hehehe after all Kai is 790's dead man in black and he just want to be with him ;)



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 Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2012 02:12 am

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A great astronaut kai would make to to explore extreme hostel alien planets. He can walk on fire but the heat is not the best ideal for him. cold doesn't bug him he doesn't need food nor water nor air. Also doesn't need a space suite and can handle crazy extreme pressures. doesn't sleep so he can always go days with out sleeping and function fine if needed. He has the ability to travel long distances and stuff if he worked for NASA :D

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 Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2012 05:08 am

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And he knows how to pilot a shuttle!



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 Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2012 06:33 am

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Great ocean explore of the deep as long as the rope is tied secured and strong lol first undead humanoid to step foot in the dark obeys with out those silly machines. He can walk around in the titanic skeleton.



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 Posted: Sat May 12th, 2012 04:13 pm

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Yes I have to agree, I would have him hunting for gold and treasure for me in the ocean.

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 Posted: Thu May 31st, 2012 09:12 am

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Carpool line :D make your trunk refrigerated and pull him out when you need the carpool line have him at hand at all times hehehe.



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 Posted: Thu May 31st, 2012 09:20 am

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You'd be a millionaire all cause of the dead guy and his free labor haha. But I'd feel left out for missing out on the cool under water adventures lol. Oh, and he can walk on lava so he can collect data for the scientists he can get samples temperature readings even the levels of gas n stuff. Any scientists would love to have him on his team to send him to mission that be low cost to the. And they'd get so much info lol.



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 Posted: Wed Jun 6th, 2012 03:42 am

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I got it, I would ...

- Give him one of those balloons from the first season
- Have him take it somewhere with lots of tasty birds
- Have him use his weapon to kill and collect the birds
- Sell the birds

On his off time, I would have him doing wild underwater adventures to find treasure.

Then I can stay home and do the stuff living people do. Once in a while he can take a break and such, although I would imagine the dead do not take breaks

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a jewelry box..Kai's cod piece! bwuahahahahah..well that's where I would put my pearls..



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ketana your naughty naughty girl lol but they would be safe and they will never get lost nor stolen. perfect secerity system he would make over all.

guideX, he would make a great bird hunter that's for sure i to liked the hunting for undearwater treasure. hey he might find nessy or that giant squid lol on land he can find big foot and the chupacabra lol.



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 Posted: Tue Jun 12th, 2012 11:23 am

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I should have kept him in the closet and take him out when I wanted to have something nice to look at, or have something done in the household. ;)



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The brace would make a really good lettuce chopper. :kai-bl:



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 Posted: Mon Jun 25th, 2012 06:40 am

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he can fetch my pizza in a hot oven or anything oven related lol so we don't burn our hands :D I'd get a kick to see him be a Starbucks barista lmao. He can be my pool boy ;) my son's jungle gym :D my tech support guy.



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 Posted: Mon Jun 25th, 2012 06:55 am

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Rattlesnake wranglers venom collector so they can make anti venom. Fireman Kai to go were it's to dangers. A lion and tiger and such animal feeder.



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