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Abby1964
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 Posted: Thu May 12th, 2011 01:05 pm

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Abby1964 wrote: Speed bump
LMAO!  I can picture Kai laying on the ground with a tire track through his bun! :D



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Angel wrote: Abby1964 wrote: Speed bump
LMAO!  I can picture Kai laying on the ground with a tire track through his bun! :D
The single  one his head or the matching pair he sits on?
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Angel wrote: LMAO!  I can picture Kai laying on the ground with a tire track through his bun! :D
^ From now on, I'm going to picture that every time I do a curb check.



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Decorative Lawn Jockey Kai can stand there holding "Welcome to our Home" sign without getting tired all day long and he won't get offended if you paint him different colors.

Sorry just remembering how popular those damned things were when I was a kid.



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He'd also make a good guard at buckingham palace if all he has to do is stand there all day.



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 Posted: Fri May 13th, 2011 07:47 pm

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Angel wrote: He'd also make a good guard at buckingham palace if all he has to do is stand there all day.LOL! and with the bun he wouldn't even need the big black helmet!:P



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 Posted: Sat May 14th, 2011 04:04 am

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Babysitter for Wednesday and Pugsley Addams

"I will allow you to play 'chop off the babysitter's head with the guillotine' one more time and then it is off to bed with you...or I will take my turn 'playing chop off the children's heads with my brace'!"



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You could dressed them up like people who have offended you and totally wail on then. Or you could put them in a play and step on all of their lines and really screw it up for them, but hey they are dead its not like they are gonna say something anyway. its the thought that counts.

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he'd make a nice vodka luge..imagine putting your mouth on his piece and sipping..*sigh*



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Ketana wrote: he'd make a nice vodka luge..imagine putting your mouth on his piece and sipping..*sigh*
I admit, I had to look up what a Vodka luge is.  At first when you said Luge I thought



And then I thought, okay, so laying on the dead luge wouldn't be so bad, but then there's all this ice and gravity and chaotic sliding around business...



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Love these ideas. Y'all are hilarious! =)

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Welcome Kate!



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 Posted: Fri May 20th, 2011 09:55 pm

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