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Abby1964
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 Posted: Tue Mar 22nd, 2011 08:14 pm

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Red shirt wearing landing party extra on Star Trek (We all know that guy is going to end up dead before the first commercial break anyway!)

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The 'body' on shows like Law & Order or some such. A dead man could get a lot of work.



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 Posted: Sun Mar 27th, 2011 12:57 am

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Backup Fireworks display detonator.

Here, just run on over there, thumb the wheel on my old Zippo and hold the flame to the fuse.



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Re-enactment video actor for the show 1000 Ways to Die

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 Posted: Wed Apr 6th, 2011 02:47 pm

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Translator-Read them one sentence and they can decipher the entire language.



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Practice dummy for aspiring surgeons. Made a mistake? :shock: No problem! Just stick him back together and start again. :carrots_disco:



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Coffin Tester

"The Dead do not have enough leg room Dammit!":u055a:




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 Posted: Sun Apr 24th, 2011 07:27 pm

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Ha! That's a good one!



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Beach lifeguard.  Shark attack?  Drowning?  Jellyfish attack?  Never mind, Kai will save you from the beach with his handy brace.  He wouldn't even have to enter the water.  :cool:

Presidential bodyguard.  I should think he'd be very good at this job.

Bin Laden.  Dead or alive would be the only decision to be made here, I should think.  Gadhafi?  Same question.  Sorted.




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Beach lifeguard.  Shark attack?  Drowning?  Jellyfish attack?  Never mind, Kai will save you from the beach with his handy brace.  He wouldn't even have to enter the water.  :cool:

Probably a good thing since I understand that Divine Assassins are not very good swimmers-They do not float!:bouncebig:

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Indeed.  They sink slowly to the bottom. 

In other news. they can be undersea research assistants (URAs).  Kai could review parts of the Titanic we've been unable to view by remote vehicle (ROVs).  He could also assist scientists with our climate change research.  We need at least 10 of him in the science community.

How did I not think of this before?  I'm off my game. 

Back now.
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Well hell! He could have dropped on down and plugged that damned Gulf Oil Spill! no problem.



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If only...the Gulf won't be the same again in 100 years.

If ever...:( 



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No it won't, which is a shame. I was watching some news show and they were showing that the oils is still there and trying to remove it at this point would do more damage to the ecosystems than just leaving it.



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 Posted: Thu May 12th, 2011 03:36 am

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Decorative candle holder.

Flower trellis.

Small boat anchor.

Cold Compress.



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