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 Posted: Wed Mar 9th, 2011 06:44 pm

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We talk a lot about what the dead do not do but there has to be some practical uses for them too!

1. Encased in their Cryopod they make a useful and functional coffee table. Also a real conversation piece during parties.

2. Crash test dummy

3. Stand in at Madame Toussard's wax musuem.

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personal air conditioner!!

oooo a body pillow maybe?



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Now how did I know that you would be the one to come up with those uses-EBIL!!!!



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Door stop, car passenger for the car-pool lane...

 



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Store window display mannequin.

Burglar deterrent (Plop them in a seat near a window).

Keep your car from being towed for having been left unattended.



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If your fridge or freezer break down you can keep your stuff cool with Kai.

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Draught excluder.



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Carrot inspector



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Exterminator, that brace is good for something.



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Back up singer for Tom Jones' Vegas Shows. He can handle self important philosopher poets and attacking Martians all while reciting poetry. Correction just give him his own show!



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Maya stole my ideas :P



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Great minds think alike CheshireKat:-)

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Bet the brace would make a nifty combination can opener/corkscrew.

Dogcatcher who needs to chase mutts when you can just brace em and drag em to where you are?!



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Scarecrow

Explosive ordnance disposal

Therapist (I think talking to a dead man might put things is perspective.) :P



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Kaden wrote:
Scarecrow

Explosive ordnance disposal

Therapist (I think talking to a dead man might put things is perspective.) :P


lol! definitely put things in perspective, for every problem you might have, he can go you one better!



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