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TeslaBrat
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 Posted: Mon Apr 11th, 2011 10:10 pm

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Yeah, I don't think I'd want to eat fish custard, either (unless you're a newly regenerated timelord).

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The dead do not care that they clothing is years, decades or even centuries out of style.

The dead do not Bing, Google or Ask Jeeves.

The Dead do not tag photos on Facebook.



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The dead do not TP houses.



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The dead do not use windows 7.



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The dead do not attend Sunday church services.

The dead do not make confessions.



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The dead do not wine and dine.

The dead do not shake their money makers.

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The dead do not dance the electric slide.

The dead do not have to stand in the check out line at Wal-Mart.

The dead do not run marathons.

The dead do not argue.

The dead do not participate in contests.

The dead do not tell jokes.

The dead do not have mood swings.

The dead do not mow the lawn.

The dead do not work for NASA.

The dead do not whistle while they work.

The dead do not tiptoe through the tulips.

The dead do not make bets.

The dead do not serenade.

The dead do not stop and ask for directions.














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The dead do not window shop.

The dead do not fish for compliments.

The dead do not need 'alone time.'



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The Dead do not edge the lawn.



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The Dead do not suffer fools lightly...



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The dead do not use chapstick...



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 Posted: Tue Apr 19th, 2011 11:31 pm

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The dead do not update their status.



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The dead do not return phone calls.



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The dead not not call Domino's to order pizza and wings.



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 Posted: Fri Apr 22nd, 2011 10:55 am

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The dead don't watch Angelina Ballerina.
(lucky bastards...)



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