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TeslaBrat
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 Posted: Wed Mar 30th, 2011 12:53 am

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The dead do not run for president.

The dead do not care about what you did last summer.

The dead do not go sky diving (they go out of alignment)

The dead do not care about their weight.

The dead do not sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song.

The dead do not order pizza.

The dead do not attend their high school reunion.

The dead do not leave the toilet seat up.

The dead do not bake cookies.

The dead do not apply for a job at Chuck E. Cheese's.

The dead do not run out of ideas.














Last edited on Thu Mar 31st, 2011 07:38 pm by TeslaBrat



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TeslaBrat wrote: The dead do not run for president.

The dead do not care about what you did last summer.

The dead do not go sky diving (they go out of alignment)

The dead do not care about their weight.

The dead do not sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song.

The dead do not order pizza.

The dead do not attend their high school reunion.

The dead do not leave the toilet seat up.

The dead do not bake cookies.

The dead do not apply for a job at Chuck E. Cheese's.

The dead do not run out of ideas.















LOL OMG!!



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The dead do not play quidditch.



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The Dead do not rent cars, therefor the Dead do not get lost looking for the rental car place.

The Dead do not fly, therefore they do not wait to find out that their luggage is lost.

The Dead do not complain that the car they rented is dirty.

(Can you tell that I spent the day yesterday dealing with airports and car rentals with a friend who flew in from Germany?)



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The dead do not take kindly to be body cavity searched by a TSA agent. *screeee* *thwack*



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The dead do not take kindly to be body cavity searched by a TSA agent. *screeee* *thwack*They can always chose to be lit up like an X-mas tree with the X-ray, unless of course they are shy about their equipment or lack thereof. Wait the Dead do not suffer shyness, they have 'a lot of equipment! :c030a:



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Not all of it functional. :c030a:



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But I bet they know how to play with their *rods*. :D:shock::c030a:



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The dead do not lie about their age.



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I was a little bored and decided to watch Lexx I randomly thought about something Kai might say.. lol ^_^

The dead do not acknowledge sarcasm, we simply recognize ignorance.

The dead do not cuddle.

The dead do not use moisturizing body wash....

I ran outta ideas for the night... too much studying.. lol ^_^ Goodnight to you all!!!

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The dead do not acknowledge sarcasm, we simply recognize ignorance.

Good one!



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The dead do not hang out at the mall.

The dead do not play truth or dare.

The dead do not paint their nails.

The dead do not have to wait all day at the doctor's office.

The dead do not participate in random drug testing.

The dead do not participate in casual Friday.



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 Posted: Mon Apr 11th, 2011 02:42 am

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Things I think Bunny could make Kai say:

The dead do not think anything is "yummy".

The dead do not "stop and smell the roses".

Random randomness:

The dead do not suffer from the affliction known as fear, we consider all strategies to conquer an obstacle.

The dead do not "Twit".

The dead do not seek potential.

The dead do not check for monsters under the bed or in the closet.

Now I'm sleepy ^_^ Goodnight ALL!!

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The dead do not play drinking games.

The dead do not do yoga.

The dead do not go on strike.

The dead do not stay up past their bedtime.

The dead do not eat fish custard.

The dead do not travel through time and space.

The dead do not regenerate.



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Fish custard? Seriously? *gag*

The Dead do not let their fingers do the walking thru the Yellow Pages.

The Dead do not fight over the last piece of bacon.

The Dead do not jump ahead in line at the supermarket (I just have ONE item !)

The Dead do not say 'Peace out'...(yeah, Ryan Seacrest)

The Dead do not take crap off of anyone.

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