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Angel
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 Posted: Fri Mar 25th, 2011 07:04 am

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The dead do not ask if you want fries with that.



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 Posted: Fri Mar 25th, 2011 08:33 am

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The Dead do not surf the internet.



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 Posted: Fri Mar 25th, 2011 07:39 pm

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The dead do not want to take advantage of that limited-time offer.



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The dead do not play charades.

The dead do not take a coffee break.

The dead do not fill in as substitute teachers.

The dead do not take a leave of absence.

The dead do not ask for a pay raise.

The dead do not over stay their welcome.

The dead do not play "pull my finger".



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The Dead do not watch Judge Judy.

The Dead do not flip you off in traffic.

The Dead do not bitch about their boss.

The Dead do not wave the 'Terrible Towel' at Steelers games.

The Dead do not brag about their date last night to their buddies at the bar.

 

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 Posted: Sat Mar 26th, 2011 06:38 pm

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I know it's not the holidays but...

The dead do not sing Christmas carols.

The dead do not deck the halls.



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The dead do not sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves.



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The dead do not put on an orange vest and fix potholes.



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Angel wrote:
The dead do not put on an orange vest and fix potholes.

Are you sure whenever I see those guys they are leaning on shovels, and they certainly look dead.



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The Dead do not bobsled.



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The dead do not belch the alphabet.



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The Dead do not flash people on Bourbon Street to get beads thrown at them.



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 Posted: Mon Mar 28th, 2011 02:22 pm

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The dead do not go to tanning salons.



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 Posted: Tue Mar 29th, 2011 09:47 pm

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The dead do not get bored.

The dead do not make snow angels.

The dead do not sing in the shower.

The dead do not tell ghost stories (because that would be redundant)

The dead do not crave chocolate.



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 Posted: Tue Mar 29th, 2011 11:05 pm

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The Dead do not protest...anything



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