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Abby1964
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 Posted: Fri Mar 18th, 2011 11:21 am

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The Dead do not dance the Macarena.

The Dead do not get plastered.

The Dead do not go to all you can eat buffets.



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 Posted: Fri Mar 18th, 2011 11:48 pm

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The dead do not go scuba diving.

The dead do not bungee jump.

The dead do not clean the litter box.

The dead do not have wet t-shirt contests.

The dead do not play ding dong ditch.

The dead do not ride the motor scooters at Wal-Mart.




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The dead do not party like it's 1999.

The dead do not partake in happy hour.

The dead do not trip the light fantastic.



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 Posted: Sat Mar 19th, 2011 10:57 am

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The Dead do not perform CPR (One must first have breath to give breath)



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The dead do not have wardrobe changes.



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 Posted: Mon Mar 21st, 2011 08:21 am

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The Dead do not sweat bullets



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The dead do not impersonate Elvis.



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 Posted: Mon Mar 21st, 2011 02:53 pm

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Thank yew, thank yew vera much...*does 'the claw'..*



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The dead do not call in sick.

The dead do not buy Girl Scout cookies.



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The Dead do not remodel their living rooms with the help of HGTV



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 Posted: Tue Mar 22nd, 2011 09:03 pm

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The dead do not live long and prosper.

The dead do not go house hunting.
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The dead do not have crushes.

The dead do not get butterflies in their stomachs. Unless they are literal butterflies...



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Abby1964 wrote: The Dead do not remodel their living rooms with the help of HGTV
Ahhhh...but the Dead DO remodel their houses....I wrote a crossover fic between Lexx and Trading Spaces. I'll post it in the fic section. :bounce_pinka:



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The dead do not take your order.



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mayaXXX wrote:
Abby1964 wrote: The Dead do not remodel their living rooms with the help of HGTV
Ahhhh...but the Dead DO remodel their houses....I wrote a crossover fic between Lexx and Trading Spaces. I'll post it in the fic section. :bounce_pinka:


I read it and the dead remodeled the remodeling crew!:bouncebig:



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