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 Posted: Fri May 27th, 2011 12:56 pm

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The dead do no go to hair salons for an updo. ('cept maybe Kai).



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I now have it on very good authority from two different sources (Kai and Jean Claude) The Dead do not dream.

(Okay who is biting off of who here?)



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The dead do not doodle.



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The dead do not plunge the toilet



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The dead do not use their imagination.

The dead do not play suduko.



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Abby1964 wrote: I now have it on very good authority from two different sources (Kai and Jean Claude) The Dead do not dream.

(Okay who is biting off of who here?)


Well I guess it depends on how 'dead' you really are, heheh. I think Anita might have trouble making up her mind on which Dead Guy she prefers, in this case...LOL

 



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mayaXXX wrote: Abby1964 wrote: I now have it on very good authority from two different sources (Kai and Jean Claude) The Dead do not dream.

(Okay who is biting off of who here?)


Well I guess it depends on how 'dead' you really are, heheh. I think Anita might have trouble making up her mind on which Dead Guy she prefers, in this case...LOL

 
Well considering she prefers her men short. Kai might just be a bit too tall for her tastes.  Besides I can see her being overcome by the ardeur and Kai telling her

"The dead do not squeeze and please Anita, but Stanley would be glad to feed you.":c030a:



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The dead do not build bigger harder moths.



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The dead do not sign for packages.

The dead do not edit pages on wikipedia

The dead do not shoot off fireworks.



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The dead do not go to the annual family Fourth of July cook out, get drunk and dance The Electric Slide and The Macarena.



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I like that one. Happy 4th, to dead and all!



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The dead don't work overtime....it's more like you're dead after overtime.



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The dead do not comparison shop



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The dead do not have penis envy.



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Kaden wrote: The dead do not have penis envy.I wasn't going to touch this, but you know devil on the left shoulder.

Because they don't have one????



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