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Abby1964
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 Posted: Fri May 20th, 2011 04:18 pm

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The dead do not father illegitimate children.



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 Posted: Sat May 21st, 2011 12:12 am

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Abby1964 wrote:
The dead do not father illegitimate children.

Or any children, for that matter.
*As established in Abby's previous and naughty, naughty post* :shock:

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 Posted: Sat May 21st, 2011 03:55 am

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The dead really don't care about Lady GaGa Farmville apps on Facebook.



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 Posted: Sat May 21st, 2011 10:31 am

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Kay wrote: The dead really don't care about Lady GaGa Farmville apps on Facebook.
THe funny thing is, the dead DO dress like Lady GAGA.



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 Posted: Sat May 21st, 2011 06:26 pm

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Angel wrote: Kay wrote: The dead really don't care about Lady GaGa Farmville apps on Facebook.
THe funny thing is, the dead DO dress like Lady GAGA.
Kai in a meat dress instead of a little blue dress?????? :c030a:

Scary thought-is he going to develop his own signature scent too?  Parfum de Protoblood?  I mean Gaga's got her own Cologne de Cum.:new_shocked:



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 Posted: Sat May 21st, 2011 06:32 pm

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Angel wrote: Kay wrote: The dead really don't care about Lady GaGa Farmville apps on Facebook.
THe funny thing is, the dead DO dress like Lady GAGA.



Ra-Ra Ra-a-a, want your bad haircut!







*Edit:  hit reply instead of quote post.  Went back.  Fixed.*

Last edited on Sat May 21st, 2011 06:35 pm by Kay



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Abby1964 wrote: [...] Gaga's got her own Cologne de Cum.:new_shocked:
Hope it doesn't smell as bad as it ta-
uh...
Nevermind.



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 Posted: Sun May 22nd, 2011 07:16 pm

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Blimey!

:new_shocked::new_shocked::new_shocked:





Last edited on Sun May 22nd, 2011 07:19 pm by TeslaBrat



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 Posted: Sun May 22nd, 2011 11:55 pm

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LOL! The dead do not accept responsibility for minds slipping into the gutter.



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 Posted: Mon May 23rd, 2011 02:00 am

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The dead do not attend meetings.



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 Posted: Mon May 23rd, 2011 03:27 am

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The dead do not go camping.

The dead do not go on safari.

The dead do not go on tropical cruises.

The dead do not travel on a zip-line.



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 Posted: Mon May 23rd, 2011 03:09 pm

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The dead do not make courtesy calls.



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 Posted: Tue May 24th, 2011 01:44 am

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The dead do not need a vacation.



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 Posted: Wed May 25th, 2011 01:58 am

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The dead do not hang out.


Last edited on Wed May 25th, 2011 02:00 am by TeslaBrat



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 Posted: Fri May 27th, 2011 05:14 am

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The dead do not get any.
The dead do not want to get any.



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