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TeslaBrat
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 Posted: Thu Feb 17th, 2011 09:34 pm

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The dead do not update their Facebook status.

The dead do not tweet.

The dead do not watch Jersey Shore (apologies to anyone who does).

The dead do not blog.

The dead do not use GPS.

The dead do not drive.

The dead do not check their e-mail.



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 Posted: Thu Feb 17th, 2011 10:56 pm

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TeslaBrat wrote:
The dead do not update their Facebook status.

The dead do not tweet.

The dead do not watch Jersey Shore (apologies to anyone who does).

The dead do not blog.

The dead do not use GPS.

The dead do not drive.

The dead do not check their e-mail.



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Great list. This reminds me, I just watched Machete a couple nights ago (it was "meh"), and there's a scene where someone hands Danny Trejo a phone so he can text someone to which he replies "Machete don't text".

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 Posted: Thu Feb 17th, 2011 11:38 pm

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Everybody feel free do add to the list.



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The dead do not praise the lord

The dead do not improve

The dead do not suffer

The dead do not take surveys



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 Posted: Mon Mar 7th, 2011 12:40 pm

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This reminds me of Jamie Foxx skit on In Living Color with the dead dog being entered into the dog show.



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The dead do not suffer the living to pass

The dead do not babysit

Okay, now I've run out of ideas



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The dead do not care about Charlie Sheen or other celebrities

The dead do not watch reality TV

The dead do not play X-Box



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The dead do not do P90X.

The dead do not change light bulbs. (Guess that answers the question how many dead guys does it take to.. etc) =-)

Last edited on Mon Mar 7th, 2011 09:42 pm by LightintheDarkness



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The dead do not watch NASCAR.

The dead do not dress up as clowns and attend children's birthday parties.

The dead do not audition for American Idol.

The dead do not go trick-or-treating.
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The Dead do not use Android.

The Dead do not do jury duty.

The Dead do not drink Double Mocha-Frappacino Decaf Latte's.

:bounce_pinka:

 



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The Dead do not sunbathe.

The Dead do not go deep sea fishing.

The Dead do not protest being buried in the sand.

The dead do not water ski.

The dead do not aspire to be the life of the party.

The dead do not mind being shot.

(Sorry had a dose of Weekend at Bernie's)

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Abby1964 wrote: The Dead do not sunbathe.

The Dead do not go deep sea fishing.

The Dead do not protest being buried in the sand.

The dead do not water ski.

The dead do not aspire to be the life of the party.

The dead do not mind being shot.

(Sorry had a dose of Weekend at Bernie's)


LOL cute..:bounce_pinka::2567:

 

and the dead do not order take away cryopod fried chicken..

 

sorry I'm hungry..it's lunchtime in the big apple..ummmm..Popeye's..



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 Posted: Tue Mar 8th, 2011 04:21 pm

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I probably should amend that to "The dead do not water ski very well"-they keep crashing into channel markers and buoys!



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The dead do not go snowboarding.

The dead do not fill out job applications.

The dead do not do stand-up comedy.



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 Posted: Wed Mar 9th, 2011 04:13 am

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TeslaBrat wrote: The dead do not do stand-up comedy.
Oh, but they do!!! :c030a:



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