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 Posted: Mon Dec 13th, 2010 09:11 pm

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stupid aliens capture a snowman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-bkykoUrA&feature=player_embedded

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Dragonflygurl wrote: stupid aliens capture a snowman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-bkykoUrA&feature=player_embedded


LOL, that was cute.  I wish I had more time to find some funny stuff, between work and the snow I haven't had any!



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JediPug1 wrote: Gee whiz....  :shock:  Must be nice to be rich...

http://io9.com/5712711/it-costs-82000-to-light-the-one-million-christmas-lights-at-this-house

It's pretty, but I'd hate to have that electric bill!



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Sure to be a new Christmas classic, "Grandma Got Molested at the Airport."  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qdb6wC0Iz4&feature=player_embedded

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Shake that thang Mrs Claus! Go Santa! Go Santa!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a38UWsfR-A



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My version of the night before xmas.

It was the night before Christmas
All through the house was quiet
not even  a mouse was speaking
because of the bloody cat had eatten it.

When sunddenly there was a thunderous noise
Fuck me I said what earth could that be,
oh no the chimmney stack had fallen
because that fat arse santa couldn't fit through.

So I grabbed the vodka I'd left for Santa
as I was in shock, and drunk it down with one
gulp.  And as for the cookies, they were rather
yummy.

.............

To be continue if I can think of any more crap to type.

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Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house, The whole damn family was drunk as a louse. Grandpa and Grandma were singin' a song, And the kid was in bed flogging his dong. Ma home from the cathouse, And I, out of jail, had just settled Down for a good piece of tail. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, I jumped off of Ma to see what was the matter. Away to the window I made a mad dash, Threw open the window and fell out on my ass. And what to my bloodshot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and a dozen reindeer. With a little old driver holding his prick, I knew in a moment that bastard was Nick. Slower than snails his chargers they came. He bitched and he swore as he called them by name. "Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls. Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut off your balls!" When up on the roof he stumbled and fell, And came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell. He staggered and stumbled and went to the door He tripped on his dick and fell to the floor. I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "Piss on you all, it's a Hell of a night."

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?

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Ever Wondered how icicles were form?

How are icicles formed?

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Dragonflygurl wrote:
Ever Wondered how icicles were form?

How are icicles formed?


lol And I know some people who used to suck on those things when we were kids!:shock:



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDwpNR8zys
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up right in the middle of our performance!



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Abby1964 wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDwpNR8zys
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up right in the middle of our performance!

That is cool and I've post on my FB.  The lady that fell over  must of starting early on the eggnog.  Oh and what was 5th days?, as I could not make out what she was saying.


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