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 Posted: Sat Dec 11th, 2010 12:21 am

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Another tasty recipe - Thanks Angel! And I love that Christmas special, Abby. I'm the Snow Miser. :O)

Anyone here know of the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre? Well, you should... ;o) Here's their version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPMDoKpgKGA&feature=channel



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 Posted: Sat Dec 11th, 2010 12:57 am

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Another tasty recipe - Thanks Angel! And I love that Christmas special, Abby. I'm the Snow Miser. :O)

Anyone here know of the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre? Well, you should... ;o) Here's their version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPMDoKpgKGA&feature=channel


That one of three I watch every year along with the Grinch-The cartoon not the movie and The Claymation Christmas



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 Posted: Sat Dec 11th, 2010 01:51 am

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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
"Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my prick this way!"

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WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
  1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
  2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
  3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
  4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
  5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
  6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
  7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
  8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
  9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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 Posted: Sat Dec 11th, 2010 01:58 am

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Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies

Ingredients:


1 cup of water

Lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
4 large eggs
1 cup of sugar
1 cup of nuts
1 tsp salt
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup Jack Daniels Whiskey

1. Sample the Jack Daniels to check quality.

2. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniels again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3. Turn on the electric beater.
4. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
5. Add one teaspoon of sugar....
6. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniels is still okay. Try another cup, just in case.
7. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
8. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
9. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
10. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniels for tonsisticity.
11. Next, sift two cups of salt, or whatever. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jack Daniels.
12. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
13. Greash the oven. Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
14. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

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 Posted: Sat Dec 11th, 2010 11:31 am

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LOL! I'll have to try those Jack Daniels cookies, sounds like a fun holiday treat!



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 Posted: Sun Dec 12th, 2010 12:43 am

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George Lasso's the Moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN2g2hpproo



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Had a good laugh on the way home from the store just now. Somebody's 10 foot inflatable Santa already had too much eggnog or sprung a leak. They were busy pumping him up and when they would get him full he'd start deflating and fall over flat on his face!:xmas66:



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JediPug1 wrote: George Lasso's the Moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN2g2hpproo
Great movie and not seen it for years now.  I've only ever seen it in black and white.  My niece likes these old movies, so I think I'll post it on my facebook.

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Abby1964 wrote: Had a good laugh on the way home from the store just now. Somebody's 10 foot inflatable Santa already had too much eggnog or sprung a leak. They were busy pumping him up and when they would get him full he'd start deflating and fall over flat on his face!:xmas66:

LOLOL!  It was probably too much eggnog.

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Merry Christmas from Bailey the Unknown Reindeer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sUL0KCIc48&feature=player_embedded


:S1-3::xmasbanner1::MC-1:



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Abby1964 wrote: Had a good laugh on the way home from the store just now. Somebody's 10 foot inflatable Santa already had too much eggnog or sprung a leak. They were busy pumping him up and when they would get him full he'd start deflating and fall over flat on his face!:xmas66:

LOLOL!  It was probably too much eggnog.

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And he's still face down today lol Santa needs either an intervention or viagra!



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Gee whiz....  :shock:  Must be nice to be rich...

http://io9.com/5712711/it-costs-82000-to-light-the-one-million-christmas-lights-at-this-house



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Gee whiz....  :shock:  Must be nice to be rich...

http://io9.com/5712711/it-costs-82000-to-light-the-one-million-christmas-lights-at-this-house


Wow the Griswold's are moving up in the world! Honestly that's way excessive!



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JediPug1 wrote: Merry Christmas from Bailey the Unknown Reindeer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sUL0KCIc48&feature=player_embedded



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Oh that's so cute.


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