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 Posted: Sun Dec 5th, 2010 08:22 am

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YOU CAN POST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING CHRISTMAS!  JOKES, VIDEOS, RECIPES, PICTURES! 



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 Posted: Sun Dec 5th, 2010 08:34 am

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Cool! One of may favorite versions of The Carol Of the Bells
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5m9_LXNOYM



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Abby1964 wrote: Cool! One of may favorite versions of The Carol Of the Bells
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5m9_LXNOYM

LOL! That was really cute!



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 Posted: Sun Dec 5th, 2010 05:51 pm

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I love that 'dumb' bell!



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What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.

How does Santa Claus take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.

Why are Christmas trees like people who can't knit?
They both drop their needles!

Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph!

What do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!

Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.



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Christmas with the rednecks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJOe3CXE-mA

and Christmas with the terrorists:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E



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A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage.

"This is Chet," he said, "and Chet can sing Christmas carols and songs." Seeing the look of disbelief on the customer's face, he proceeded to demonstrate.

"He needs warming up," he said. "Lend me your cigarette lighter."
The storekeeper lifted Chet's left wing and waved the flame lightly under it. Immediately, Chet sang: Oh Come, All Ye Faithful.

"That's fantastic," said the customer.

"And listen to this," said the storekeeper, warming Chet's other wing.
Chet sang: O Little Town of Bethlehem.

"Wrap him up," said the customer, "I'll take him!"

When he got home he greeted his wife: "Honey, I can't wait until Christmas to show you what I got you. This is fantastic."

He unwrapped Chet's cage and showed the bird to his wife. "Now, watch and listen."

He raised Chet's left wing and held him over a Christmas candle that was burning on the mantlepiece. Chet immediately began to sing Silent Night. The wife was delighted. As Chet's right wing was warmed over the flame, he sang Joy To The World.

"Let me try it," said the wife, seizing he bird. In her eagerness, she held Chet a little too close to the candle flame. Chet began to sing passionately:

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire!"



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 Posted: Mon Dec 6th, 2010 01:20 pm

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This is quite amusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNHljo_8WsI&feature=related

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 Posted: Tue Dec 7th, 2010 06:37 am

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Christmas wavs and clips -

http://www.rickysplace.com/xmas/index.html



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Something for the little clusterlizards. NORAD has already put up the Santa Tracking Website
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html?utm_campaign=en_US&utm_medium=mapshpp&utm_source=en_US-mapshpp-na-us-gns-norad

They'll be tracking him in real time on Christmas Eve but until then they can visit Santa's Village at the North Pole and play all sorts of Games and get daily updates on what's happening up there in the North Pole.



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My little Pug, Joxer, wanted me to share his favorite Christmas carol with all of you.... 


Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland - Doggie Style  :o)

Dog tags ring; are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'
It's yellow not white; I've been here tonight
Markin' up my Winter Wonderland

Smell that tree; it's my fragrance
It's a sign for wandrin' vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee; it's my prop-er-ty!
marked up as my Winter Wonderland!"

In the meadow Mom will build a snowman
Following the classical design
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go man
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine

Straight from me to the fencepost
Flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth
I marked it as my Winter Wonderland!"
WOOF!!

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I love that! Have to share it with my little four legged babies!



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 Posted: Tue Dec 7th, 2010 02:26 pm

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LOLOL! That's too funny!



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I have a female and two males one male is not fixed so he has a year round wonderland! and he marks the other male too!



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 Posted: Tue Dec 7th, 2010 03:39 pm

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LOL that is so funny Jedpug1 and I'll have to share that with my neighbour.


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