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Angel
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Posted: Wed Oct 6th, 2010 11:14 am |
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Voting will be open for the next two weeks! For those of you that had more than one submission, your first entry will be the one voted on.
Abby1964's Entry:
Assassin Kai cold, stiff and dead,
Asleep in his cryopod bed.
790 gets plucky,
says "Hey Kai you are lucky,
You can still get a little head!"
Angel's Entry:
There once was a Captain in red,
Who was jealous of the dead,
No matter how much he lied,
Or how hard he tried,
He could never get Xev into bed.
Kai-Trina's Entry:
Growing up in the wife bank
Preferring a good spank,
Now that she is a love slave.
Stan's hormones are racing
A perfect body he is facing
But Xev Forces him to behave.
Dream's of Kai's Entry:
There once was a killer named Kai
At whose hands many people did die.
He moved to a fridge
On the Lexx by the bridge
But had nothing to put 'tween Zev's thighs!
Dragonflygurl's Entry:
There was once a girl named Zev
Who grew up quite plump and round
One day she became a love slave
And then her true self she found.
Sharki's Entry:
"Last one turns out the lights"
I am the last of my kind
The others are long gone
They all left my behind
Really, I am the last one
Buried for centuries
They forgot all about me
Now is my time to shine
Revenge will be mine
I will destroy the fools!
Their own hands will be my tools
Bringing me the greatest bliss
A promise sealed with a kiss.
I am the last of my kind
The others are long gone
I had to leave them behind
Really, I am the last one
She said I would kick him off his throne
If only I had known
The prohpecy would be fulfilled
Long after I was killed
I have been here for too long
For the last time I want to sing my song
I am still here for everyone to see
And yet nothing ever touches me.
I am the last of my kind
From my universe I had to flee
Thinking about it I find
There really is noone like me
I want to explore new places
Maybe find some friendly faces
And maybe a man who's offfering
can subdue my suffering
My body is demanding a lot
So please give me all you've got
Beware, should your intend be foul
What you'll hear is a lizard growl.
I am hardly the last of my kind
All over the uniververses we're known
We humans are easy enough to find
People like me are even in the darkzone
Really I'm a regular guy
Trying my best just not to die
It earned me the title "arch-traitor"
If only they had known what I'd become later
I am captain of the most powerful ship
I can destroy anything in our grip
I wish it could take me to a willing chick
But it is as dumb as a brick
I am the only one of my kind
Built to be strongest of all!
Most powerful in both universes combined
Needless to say I'm not really small
I'm a big space ship, ahoy!
Destroying planets is my joy
I think I'm kind of a big deal
If I could only get another meal!
My captain leaves me hungry for years
If I tell him he's deaf on both ears!
Expects me to travel fast anyway
I told him it doesn't work that way
At last I ate a whole country and a cow
I think I'm really tired now
I am one of a kind
My intentions are pure
- Evil - as you may find
In the end I will get you for sure
I am good with pain
I had a planet of my own to reign
It was blown up some time ago
Frankly, I really enjoyed the show
I guess I should be thankful to them
Now I'm free and know just who I am
No matter who and what is their place
Before they die, everyone is seeing my face
I don't care I am the last
I will remain here floating in space
Telling you of a man first class
Oh if only I could see again his face
When I met him he was already dead
At least that's what he always said
If only I could've revived him with my love
Before the evil man snatched him from above
He gave him back life and vitality
Only to have him destroyed - oh cruelty!
Forever I will float here with no hope on my side
Thinking and speaking of the greatest man who ever died.
Varrtan's Entry:
There once was a boy named Root
who had a great fondness for fruit
a soft tender pair
he would handle with care...
He also liked playing the lute
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Dragonflygurl
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Posted: Thu Oct 7th, 2010 11:16 am |
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| This difficult and they are all good expect my one. But the one that made me laugh the most and I find wicked is Angel's.
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Varrtan
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Posted: Thu Oct 7th, 2010 06:53 pm |
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Yes, it's difficult. I like yours, Dragonflygirl. I like how each poem is about just a part of Lexx. It would be fun to read all of lexx written in limericks.
I like the phrase in Sharki's poem:
They left my behind
though I suspect that is a typo.
I'll vote for Angel's too, because of the rhythm and it's cute. This was fun.
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Sharki
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Posted: Fri Oct 8th, 2010 12:55 am |
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Varrtan wrote:
I like the phrase in Sharki's poem:
They left my behind
though I suspect that is a typo.
Yes, in fact it was. When I wrote it it was in the middle of the night. I found another typo myself and I'm sure there's more 
I like them all quite a lot and I liked Abby's the best.Last edited on Fri Oct 8th, 2010 12:56 am by Sharki
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Kai-trina
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Posted: Thu Oct 14th, 2010 03:40 am |
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| so why did I enter?
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Ketana
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Posted: Thu Oct 14th, 2010 05:06 pm |
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| ALL OF THEM WERE QUITE GOOD..EXCELLENT IN FACT!!
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mayaXXX
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Posted: Thu Oct 14th, 2010 09:51 pm |
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Don't fortget guys, you CAN vote for yourself...!!
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Abby1964
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Posted: Sun Oct 17th, 2010 02:09 am |
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| When the voting is over I hope the top three don't mind me posting them in the eZine? Proper credit given of course.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17th, 2010 06:02 pm |
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| Should that still apply to mine then, feel free to repost whenever, wherever. Last edited on Sun Oct 17th, 2010 06:02 pm by Sharki
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Abby1964
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Posted: Sun Oct 17th, 2010 06:23 pm |
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| Thanks!
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Angel
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Posted: Sun Oct 17th, 2010 09:38 pm |
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| You can post mine too if it's one of the top 3.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Mon Oct 18th, 2010 01:23 am |
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| Thanks Angel!
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Angel
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Posted: Fri Oct 22nd, 2010 12:29 pm |
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Congratulations to Abby1964 for winning the limerick contest! Maya will be in touch for designing a banner for you.
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Abby1964
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Posted: Fri Oct 22nd, 2010 01:28 pm |
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| Thanks for the votes. I'l be posting the top 4 in the ezine Angel, sharki and Dreams of Kai once I get permission from DoK
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Abby1964
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Posted: Fri Oct 22nd, 2010 05:31 pm |
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| I got a message from DOK Giving her permission so the contest results will be posted in tomorrow's issue. I just listed it as the top four entries.
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