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Angel
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We are having a contest for the most creative and funny Lexx limerick, haiku or poem!  So get your creative juices flowing!  It can be for any Lexx character.

The contest will be open for the next few weeks!

Dragonflygurl
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Can they be rude?

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Yah shore you betcha.

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Ok, I'll see what I can do. The thing is my spelling lets me down. I thought of a good one but can't do it because I can't spell words, lol.

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Time to channel Dr Suess

mayaXXX
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Dragonflygurl wrote: Ok, I'll see what I can do. The thing is my spelling lets me down. I thought of a good one but can't do it because I can't spell words, lol.

Send it to me or Angel by PM and we'll spell-check it for  you before you post it...and looking forward to some nice rude Lexx limericks....*snort*

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Abby1964
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okay here's rude

Assassin Kai cold, stiff and dead,
Asleep in his cryopod bed.
790 gets plucky,
says "Hey Kai you are lucky,
You can still get a little head!":shock:

Last edited on Wed Sep 15th, 2010 12:08 pm by Abby1964

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Very cute !

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:bigtup:Good one there Abby like that.

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Thanks took me until this morning to get back on to edit one word. (I really hate cable outages)

It was supposed to say 790 gets plucky.

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Here we go -

There once was a Captain in red,
Who was jealous of the dead,
No matter how much he lied,
Or how hard he tried,
He could never get Xev into bed.

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Okay I see the theme emerging, naughty limericks!

Good one Angel!

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I'll try.... lol


Growing up in the wife bank
Preferring a good spank,
Now that she is a love slave.
Stan's hormones are racing
A perfect body he is facing
But Xev Forces him to behave.

Abby1964
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Good one Kai-trina!

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I'm glad to see we have such a nice subversive element here on the board. Bring it !!

:LogoLexx::BULLWHIP::yeahbaby:

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There once was a killer named Kai
At whose hands many people did die.
He moved to a fridge
On the Lexx by the bridge
But had nothing to put 'tween Zev's thighs!

Kai-trina
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His Divine Shadow's kiss,
it's done a little like this.
Living essence transferred from body to body,
but the remaining corpse will still be rotting.
A brand new host,
for the one we hate the most.
Removing the old Brain,
it will feel no pain.
Joining the divine predecessors,
all who were second-guessers-
-of the time prophet's prophecy,
unknowing of the divine Shadow's fallacy.
Result of not being fully cleansed,
letting the crew bring him to his end.
Surprising it all, started with a kiss
Nothing can be more ironic then this.

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(Fallacy) - is a misconception resulting from incorrect reasoning.

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All great submissions, keep it coming!

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Dreams of Kai wrote: There once was a killer named Kai
At whose hands many people did die.
He moved to a fridge
On the Lexx by the bridge
But had nothing to put 'tween Zev's thighs!


Great !!! Just what I was looking for, heheh....

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Angel wrote: Here we go -

There once was a Captain in red,
Who was jealous of the dead,
No matter how much he lied,
Or how hard he tried,
He could never get Xev into bed.
:2567:Like that one.

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Dreams of Kai wrote: There once was a killer named Kai
At whose hands many people did die.
He moved to a fridge
On the Lexx by the bridge
But had nothing to put 'tween Zev's thighs!

:2567:Like this one too. 

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There was once a girl named Zev
Who grew up quite plump and round
One day she became a love slave
And then her true self she found.


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Everyone's submissions are great !!! Keep 'em coming !!

 

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It starts a little rough, gets a little worse and goes straight downhill from there. :P ..but it was fun :D

"Last one turns out the lights"

I am the last of my kind
The others are long gone
They all left my behind
Really, I am the last one

Buried for centuries
They forgot all about me
Now is my time to shine
Revenge will be mine
I will destroy the fools!
Their own hands will be my tools
Bringing me the greatest bliss
A promise sealed with a kiss.


I am the last of my kind
The others are long gone
I had to leave them behind
Really, I am the last one

She said I would kick him off his throne
If only I had known
The prohpecy would be fulfilled
Long after I was killed
I have been here for too long
For the last time I want to sing my song
I am still here for everyone to see
And yet nothing ever touches me.


I am the last of my kind
From my universe I had to flee
Thinking about it I find
There really is noone like me

I want to explore new places
Maybe find some friendly faces
And maybe a man who's offfering
can subdue my suffering
My body is demanding a lot
So please give me all you've got
Beware, should your intend be foul
What you'll hear is a lizard growl.


I am hardly the last of my kind
All over the uniververses we're known
We humans are easy enough to find
People like me are even in the darkzone

Really I'm a regular guy
Trying my best just not to die
It earned me the title "arch-traitor"
If only they had known what I'd become later
I am captain of the most powerful ship
I can destroy anything in our grip
I wish it could take me to a willing chick
But it is as dumb as a brick


I am the only one of my kind
Built to be strongest of all!
Most powerful in both universes combined
Needless to say I'm not really small

I'm a big space ship, ahoy!
Destroying planets is my joy
I think I'm kind of a big deal
If I could only get another meal!
My captain leaves me hungry for years
If I tell him he's deaf on both ears!
Expects me to travel fast anyway
I told him it doesn't work that way
At last I ate a whole country and a cow
I think I'm really tired now


I am one of a kind
My intentions are pure
- Evil - as you may find
In the end I will get you for sure

I am good with pain
I had a planet of my own to reign
It was blown up some time ago
Frankly, I really enjoyed the show
I guess I should be thankful to them
Now I'm free and know just who I am
No matter who and what is their place
Before they die, everyone is seeing my face


I don't care I am the last
I will remain here floating in space
Telling you of a man first class
Oh if only I could see again his face

When I met him he was already dead
At least that's what he always said
If only I could've revived him with my love
Before the evil man snatched him from above
He gave him back life and vitality
Only to have him destroyed - oh cruelty!
Forever I will float here with no hope on my side
Thinking and speaking of the greatest man who ever died

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There once was a boy named Root
who had a great fondness for fruit
a soft tender pair
he would handle with care...

He also liked playing the lute

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If you took me to the Lexx
Would there be lots of Sex?
Could we blow up a planet?
Can I go ahead and pre-plan it?
Can we ride in a moth?
Ewww, can I get a seat made of cloth?
Yeah, this was fun and all,
but the dead guy looks like he's wanting to brawl.
plus the food stuff was grossly icky,
and no Stan, I can't stay for a quickie.
Zev girl, it's been a pleasure.
This experience has been quite a great treasure.

Dragonflygurl
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Kai-trina wrote: If you took me to the Lexx
Would there be lots of Sex?
Could we blow up a planet?
Can I go ahead and pre-plan it?
Can we ride in a moth?
Ewww, can I get a seat made of cloth?
Yeah, this was fun and all,
but the dead guy looks like he's wanting to brawl.
plus the food stuff was grossly icky,
and no Stan, I can't stay for a quickie.
Zev girl, it's been a pleasure.
This experience has been quite a great treasure.
:2567:Really like this one too.

Abby1964
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Your crime was really quite mild,
Nothing too cruel or too wild.
No one did you mug,
You just angered a bug.

And now your despair has begun,
You find there is nowhere to run.
You search for a good place to hide,
Somewhere in the universe wide.

With the sound of a brace,
You come face to face
And learn you have been marked to die
At the hands of a killer named Kai.

Varrtan
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I think someone likes Kai.

A haiku: Lyekka

Plants from space are cool
when they read your dreams at night
and then become hot babes

Abby1964
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Kai was the most 'complete' character on the show. He had a history.

Varrtan
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Yeah, the story that is shown in the show, started and ended with him. So, it's almost the Kai show. And, Brigadoom is one of my favorites, if not my favorite, mostly because it has the most back story.

Maybe some whiz kid will make a manga with Lexx back story.... I wish for that more than a continuation or remake, really.


Tina
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Plainly dressed, with drawn back hair
a voice like sugared prickly pear
her glasses failing to disguise
a lust that blazes from her eyes

Nerdstress Tina slays the boys
though there's one that she enjoys
Tall and dark, with body frigid
he's a man who's always rigid

Sigh...

Try she did to roast his wiener
excited by his stark demeanor
though, such a trait would not allow
her open fields to meet his plow (so, to speak)

Frustrated thus, she sadly wept
then she had him as he slept



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