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Dreams of Kai
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 Posted: Sat Sep 18th, 2010 02:33 pm

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There once was a killer named Kai
At whose hands many people did die.
He moved to a fridge
On the Lexx by the bridge
But had nothing to put 'tween Zev's thighs!

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 Posted: Sat Sep 18th, 2010 02:52 pm

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His Divine Shadow's kiss,
it's done a little like this.
Living essence transferred from body to body,
but the remaining corpse will still be rotting.
A brand new host,
for the one we hate the most.
Removing the old Brain,
it will feel no pain.
Joining the divine predecessors,
all who were second-guessers-
-of the time prophet's prophecy,
unknowing of the divine Shadow's fallacy.
Result of not being fully cleansed,
letting the crew bring him to his end.
Surprising it all, started with a kiss
Nothing can be more ironic then this.



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Kai-trina
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 Posted: Sat Sep 18th, 2010 02:53 pm

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(Fallacy) - is a misconception resulting from incorrect reasoning.



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 Posted: Sat Sep 18th, 2010 10:05 pm

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All great submissions, keep it coming!



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 Posted: Sun Sep 19th, 2010 04:32 am

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Dreams of Kai wrote: There once was a killer named Kai
At whose hands many people did die.
He moved to a fridge
On the Lexx by the bridge
But had nothing to put 'tween Zev's thighs!


Great !!! Just what I was looking for, heheh....

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Angel wrote: Here we go -

There once was a Captain in red,
Who was jealous of the dead,
No matter how much he lied,
Or how hard he tried,
He could never get Xev into bed.
:2567:Like that one.

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 Posted: Thu Sep 23rd, 2010 07:39 pm

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Dreams of Kai wrote: There once was a killer named Kai
At whose hands many people did die.
He moved to a fridge
On the Lexx by the bridge
But had nothing to put 'tween Zev's thighs!

:2567:Like this one too. 

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 Posted: Thu Sep 23rd, 2010 07:41 pm

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There was once a girl named Zev
Who grew up quite plump and round
One day she became a love slave
And then her true self she found.


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 Posted: Sat Sep 25th, 2010 04:24 am

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Everyone's submissions are great !!! Keep 'em coming !!

 

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 Posted: Sun Sep 26th, 2010 12:06 am

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It starts a little rough, gets a little worse and goes straight downhill from there. :P ..but it was fun :D

"Last one turns out the lights"

I am the last of my kind
The others are long gone
They all left my behind
Really, I am the last one

Buried for centuries
They forgot all about me
Now is my time to shine
Revenge will be mine
I will destroy the fools!
Their own hands will be my tools
Bringing me the greatest bliss
A promise sealed with a kiss.


I am the last of my kind
The others are long gone
I had to leave them behind
Really, I am the last one

She said I would kick him off his throne
If only I had known
The prohpecy would be fulfilled
Long after I was killed
I have been here for too long
For the last time I want to sing my song
I am still here for everyone to see
And yet nothing ever touches me.


I am the last of my kind
From my universe I had to flee
Thinking about it I find
There really is noone like me

I want to explore new places
Maybe find some friendly faces
And maybe a man who's offfering
can subdue my suffering
My body is demanding a lot
So please give me all you've got
Beware, should your intend be foul
What you'll hear is a lizard growl.


I am hardly the last of my kind
All over the uniververses we're known
We humans are easy enough to find
People like me are even in the darkzone

Really I'm a regular guy
Trying my best just not to die
It earned me the title "arch-traitor"
If only they had known what I'd become later
I am captain of the most powerful ship
I can destroy anything in our grip
I wish it could take me to a willing chick
But it is as dumb as a brick


I am the only one of my kind
Built to be strongest of all!
Most powerful in both universes combined
Needless to say I'm not really small

I'm a big space ship, ahoy!
Destroying planets is my joy
I think I'm kind of a big deal
If I could only get another meal!
My captain leaves me hungry for years
If I tell him he's deaf on both ears!
Expects me to travel fast anyway
I told him it doesn't work that way
At last I ate a whole country and a cow
I think I'm really tired now


I am one of a kind
My intentions are pure
- Evil - as you may find
In the end I will get you for sure

I am good with pain
I had a planet of my own to reign
It was blown up some time ago
Frankly, I really enjoyed the show
I guess I should be thankful to them
Now I'm free and know just who I am
No matter who and what is their place
Before they die, everyone is seeing my face


I don't care I am the last
I will remain here floating in space
Telling you of a man first class
Oh if only I could see again his face

When I met him he was already dead
At least that's what he always said
If only I could've revived him with my love
Before the evil man snatched him from above
He gave him back life and vitality
Only to have him destroyed - oh cruelty!
Forever I will float here with no hope on my side
Thinking and speaking of the greatest man who ever died

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 Posted: Sun Sep 26th, 2010 04:35 pm

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There once was a boy named Root
who had a great fondness for fruit
a soft tender pair
he would handle with care...

He also liked playing the lute



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Kai-trina
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 Posted: Sun Sep 26th, 2010 11:22 pm

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If you took me to the Lexx
Would there be lots of Sex?
Could we blow up a planet?
Can I go ahead and pre-plan it?
Can we ride in a moth?
Ewww, can I get a seat made of cloth?
Yeah, this was fun and all,
but the dead guy looks like he's wanting to brawl.
plus the food stuff was grossly icky,
and no Stan, I can't stay for a quickie.
Zev girl, it's been a pleasure.
This experience has been quite a great treasure.



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 Posted: Mon Sep 27th, 2010 06:02 pm

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Kai-trina wrote: If you took me to the Lexx
Would there be lots of Sex?
Could we blow up a planet?
Can I go ahead and pre-plan it?
Can we ride in a moth?
Ewww, can I get a seat made of cloth?
Yeah, this was fun and all,
but the dead guy looks like he's wanting to brawl.
plus the food stuff was grossly icky,
and no Stan, I can't stay for a quickie.
Zev girl, it's been a pleasure.
This experience has been quite a great treasure.
:2567:Really like this one too.

Abby1964
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 Posted: Mon Sep 27th, 2010 08:24 pm

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Your crime was really quite mild,
Nothing too cruel or too wild.
No one did you mug,
You just angered a bug.

And now your despair has begun,
You find there is nowhere to run.
You search for a good place to hide,
Somewhere in the universe wide.

With the sound of a brace,
You come face to face
And learn you have been marked to die
At the hands of a killer named Kai.



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 Posted: Tue Sep 28th, 2010 04:15 am

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I think someone likes Kai.

A haiku: Lyekka

Plants from space are cool
when they read your dreams at night
and then become hot babes



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