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Angel
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 Posted: Tue Sep 14th, 2010 11:07 am

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We are having a contest for the most creative and funny Lexx limerick, haiku or poem!  So get your creative juices flowing!  It can be for any Lexx character.

The contest will be open for the next few weeks!



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 Posted: Tue Sep 14th, 2010 05:35 pm

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Can they be rude?

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 Posted: Tue Sep 14th, 2010 06:21 pm

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Yah shore you betcha.



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 Posted: Tue Sep 14th, 2010 07:21 pm

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Ok, I'll see what I can do. The thing is my spelling lets me down. I thought of a good one but can't do it because I can't spell words, lol.

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 Posted: Tue Sep 14th, 2010 08:53 pm

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Time to channel Dr Suess



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 Posted: Tue Sep 14th, 2010 11:01 pm

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Dragonflygurl wrote: Ok, I'll see what I can do. The thing is my spelling lets me down. I thought of a good one but can't do it because I can't spell words, lol.

Send it to me or Angel by PM and we'll spell-check it for  you before you post it...and looking forward to some nice rude Lexx limericks....*snort*

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 Posted: Wed Sep 15th, 2010 01:31 am

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okay here's rude

Assassin Kai cold, stiff and dead,
Asleep in his cryopod bed.
790 gets plucky,
says "Hey Kai you are lucky,
You can still get a little head!":shock:

Last edited on Wed Sep 15th, 2010 12:08 pm by Abby1964



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 Posted: Wed Sep 15th, 2010 05:43 am

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Very cute !

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 Posted: Wed Sep 15th, 2010 07:37 am

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:bigtup:Good one there Abby like that.

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 Posted: Wed Sep 15th, 2010 12:10 pm

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Thanks took me until this morning to get back on to edit one word. (I really hate cable outages)

It was supposed to say 790 gets plucky.



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 Posted: Fri Sep 17th, 2010 10:19 am

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Here we go -

There once was a Captain in red,
Who was jealous of the dead,
No matter how much he lied,
Or how hard he tried,
He could never get Xev into bed.



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 Posted: Fri Sep 17th, 2010 12:47 pm

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Okay I see the theme emerging, naughty limericks!

Good one Angel!



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 Posted: Fri Sep 17th, 2010 11:50 pm

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I'll try.... lol


Growing up in the wife bank
Preferring a good spank,
Now that she is a love slave.
Stan's hormones are racing
A perfect body he is facing
But Xev Forces him to behave.



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 Posted: Sat Sep 18th, 2010 01:37 am

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Good one Kai-trina!



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 Posted: Sat Sep 18th, 2010 05:06 am

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I'm glad to see we have such a nice subversive element here on the board. Bring it !!

:LogoLexx::BULLWHIP::yeahbaby:



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