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 Posted: Thu Dec 3rd, 2009 06:18 pm

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World's smallest snowman

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1232987/Have-microscopic-Christmas-The-worlds-smallest-snowman-just-0-01mm-wide.html



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WOW amazing. That's nano tecnology for you.

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CheshireKat wrote: World's smallest snowman

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1232987/Have-microscopic-Christmas-The-worlds-smallest-snowman-just-0-01mm-wide.html

So that's what scientists do for fun. :c030a:  It's cute!



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If you see a fat man ...
Who's jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then lets face it...


Your eggnog's too strong!

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a female. We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at
the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present
something “Christmassy”.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is
allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, “How do these represent
Christmas?”

The third man answered “They’re Carol’s.”

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Signs Of Trouble In Santa's Marriage


10. He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish
exchange students.

9. Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear".

8. He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed.

7. He's been spending a little too much time with the life-sized
holiday Barbie.

6. His new live-in person elf valet, Steve.

5. Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from
New Jersey.

4. He knows when she's been sleeping, he knows when she's awake
because he's bugged the bedroom.

3. Lately, Mrs. Claus keeps "forgetting" to tie her robe when she
brings the elves their morning coffee.

2. Stockings aren't the only things he's been nailing in front of
the fireplace.

1. Not a creature is stirring in Santa's pants.



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Some online Christmas games to play..

http://www.santaletter.com/christmasgames/



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Here's a site where you can watch tons of Christmas movies, shows, cartoons and music videos.

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/christmas/articles/64/title/watch-101-classic-christmas-videos-online



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There's nothing like a twisted spin on a Christmas classic. 'Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc



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CheshireKat wrote: There's nothing like a twisted spin on a Christmas classic. 'Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc
:laughing1::bigtup:Good find.  That really made me laugh.  Thanks for posting it.

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Rude Xmas song. Has a lot of swearing in it so not suitable for children but it's really funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jacOIDQVvxU&feature=related


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