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Angel
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You finish the phrase


You know you watch too much Lexx when......


When after sex you wonder if you have the 'key'.

Ketana
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when ya go to get ya taxes done and Kai's speech about killing beaurecrats keeps running in ya head and then you know you've gone over to the darkside when ya raise ya arm and threaten him with ya brace, which is really ya 5karat diamond bracelet that sparkles in the light and the tax man asks ya, "how come ya got so much money to buy diamonds?" and then ya wonder to yaself how come ya fangs haven't come out like Vlad's and then they come to haul ya away in a very nice white coat with no sleeves..*sigh*

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When the company introduces a 'process web page' called Nimbus so of course your password must be Nimbus9

Angel
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When you're planting flowers in your garden and you wonder if you could grow a Lyekka.

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When you're planting flowers and discover they're in the shape of an iris.

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You know you've watched too much Lexx when while watching this video trailer for the next Trek movie, you spot a Cluster lizard relative. Can you see it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sbXljxRqzo

Ketana
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when ya wanna decorate your bedroom in porno decor!! buwahahahahahahaha..*cough cough*

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You know you've watched too much lexx when reading anything to do with brains, the first thing that pops into your mind is Cluster Lizards and Zev/Xev.

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Dragonflygurl wrote: You know you've watched too much lexx when reading anything to do with brains, the first thing that pops into your mind is Cluster Lizards and Zev/Xev.snack time :shock:

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you log on here, despite the caveats being muttered by your fandom-fearing inner voice.

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darthomatic wrote: you log on here, despite the caveats being muttered by your fandom-fearing inner voice.

OooooOOo do you hear the voices too?

Angel
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Ketana wrote: darthomatic wrote: you log on here, despite the caveats being muttered by your fandom-fearing inner voice.

OooooOOo do you hear the voices too?


Looks like you've got a little more meat on your bones there, Ketana.

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uh yeahh..I had lunch..LOL...hey Angelbreath..don'tcha just wanna..wanna..when you see this piccy? I know I do..*sigh* is it truly a bad thing that you get all goggly when you see Kai coming at ya with his brace drawn tight? LOL

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Ketana wrote: darthomatic wrote: you log on here, despite the caveats being muttered by your fandom-fearing inner voice.

OooooOOo do you hear the voices too?

They have meds for that voice :P

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when everyone stops watching tv w/ you... i like reruns, so?

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You constantly find yourself humming the singing tree song.

O-O-Oberon happy are we few, dark men whose days shall end singing praise to you.

And you can't get it out of your head!

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you open your freezer looking for a Kai-pop!

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When you put your hand against your bedroom wall and realize you're grabbing a boob!

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Your comeback to any argument that takes place in the kitchen is, "I'll shove this carrot so far up your ass, you'll grow a third eye."

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You hear a raptor's cry and think the dead guy has just deployed his brace.

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You become inexplicably excited at the sight of a bee hive hairdo.

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Kaden wrote: You become inexplicably excited at the sight of a bee hive hairdo.
Kaden this made me laugh so hard thanks for making my night :cool:

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I have my moments. :D :c030a:

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I hear Mantrid drones... err... I mean chainsaws...

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You know when you have watched to much LEXX when you want to dress up as a tree. Then yell " I do not want to be a tree. I am a tree!" and start to sing as if your one of those enchanted trees.

Last edited on Mon Oct 24th, 2011 01:30 am by LastBrunnenGstanding

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Kaden wrote: I have my moments. :D :c030a:

:D yay I enjoy reading them:bounce_pinka:

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When you sing the Burnnen G fight song in the shower and everyone in the house can hear it.

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When you start laughing during a screening of The Return of the King, because the king of the oathbreakers at Dunharrow begins his first line with "the dead do not".

Last edited on Thu Jan 19th, 2012 07:44 am by Cesare

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You know you watched to much lexx when you jump in the air when some ask do you want to make a deal? Respond by running away yell I will never make a deal with you Prince never!!!!

:prince::xevvy: :kai-bl::stan-h::re_11::wink::xre_21::lexxicon:

Last edited on Thu Jan 19th, 2012 08:25 am by LastBrunnenGstanding

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Your life's goal is to photoshop beehive hairdos on every picture of a man you can find through a google image search.

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You refer to your morning mug of coffee (or your regular shot of absinthe) as p-p-p-pattern.

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Omg yes that was funny Cesare XD Abby Kai would have been I have a sister when he saw a picture of Amy Whitehouse and her beehive hair. R.I.P to a very troubled would she was.

you know you seen to much lexx when you catch a dragon firefly and keep it think it will turn into lexx.

Last edited on Thu Jan 19th, 2012 09:58 pm by LastBrunnenGstanding

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when you take the car in for service and hope the mothbreeders take good care of it!

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When your coworker asks you to please go to lunch because the office you share is just too small for him to sit through another of my renditions of the Brunnin G fight song.

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when you tell people you like to fiddle with rods then wonder why they look at you funny.

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Ketana wrote:
when you tell people you like to fiddle with rods then wonder why they look at you funny.:D:D


I almost spit out my coffee when I read that. :)


But I was at work two maybe three days ago and was humming the Brunnin G song to myself.

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You know you watch to much Lexx when you start eyeballing the carrots in your fridg with suspicion.

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when you wonder if Kai would wear a t-shirt with the saying on the front, "it tastes like chicken" and on the back, "or vagina."

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Ketana wrote:
when you wonder if Kai would wear a t-shirt with the saying on the front, "it tastes like chicken" and on the back, "or vagina."

*spits water all over her screen*

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*cleans up after Angel* U B so messy sumtimes..

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wonder if Kai would make a good tattoo artist using his brace...uhhhummmm..



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