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You finish the phrase


You know you watch too much Lexx when......


When after sex you wonder if you have the 'key'.



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when ya go to get ya taxes done and Kai's speech about killing beaurecrats keeps running in ya head and then you know you've gone over to the darkside when ya raise ya arm and threaten him with ya brace, which is really ya 5karat diamond bracelet that sparkles in the light and the tax man asks ya, "how come ya got so much money to buy diamonds?" and then ya wonder to yaself how come ya fangs haven't come out like Vlad's and then they come to haul ya away in a very nice white coat with no sleeves..*sigh*



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When the company introduces a 'process web page' called Nimbus so of course your password must be Nimbus9



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When you're planting flowers in your garden and you wonder if you could grow a Lyekka.



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When you're planting flowers and discover they're in the shape of an iris.



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You know you've watched too much Lexx when while watching this video trailer for the next Trek movie, you spot a Cluster lizard relative. Can you see it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sbXljxRqzo

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when ya wanna decorate your bedroom in porno decor!! buwahahahahahahaha..*cough cough*



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You know you've watched too much lexx when reading anything to do with brains, the first thing that pops into your mind is Cluster Lizards and Zev/Xev.

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Dragonflygurl wrote: You know you've watched too much lexx when reading anything to do with brains, the first thing that pops into your mind is Cluster Lizards and Zev/Xev.snack time :shock:



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you log on here, despite the caveats being muttered by your fandom-fearing inner voice.

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darthomatic wrote: you log on here, despite the caveats being muttered by your fandom-fearing inner voice.

OooooOOo do you hear the voices too?



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Ketana wrote: darthomatic wrote: you log on here, despite the caveats being muttered by your fandom-fearing inner voice.

OooooOOo do you hear the voices too?


Looks like you've got a little more meat on your bones there, Ketana.



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uh yeahh..I had lunch..LOL...hey Angelbreath..don'tcha just wanna..wanna..when you see this piccy? I know I do..*sigh* is it truly a bad thing that you get all goggly when you see Kai coming at ya with his brace drawn tight? LOL



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Ketana wrote: darthomatic wrote: you log on here, despite the caveats being muttered by your fandom-fearing inner voice.

OooooOOo do you hear the voices too?

They have meds for that voice :P



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when everyone stops watching tv w/ you... i like reruns, so?


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