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 Posted: Mon Dec 22nd, 2008 09:22 pm

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Cool video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkPgwZZRKnU&eurl=&feature=player_embedded

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 Posted: Tue Dec 23rd, 2008 10:16 am

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The Redneck Night Before Christmas


It was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park
Not a pop-top was poppin', not even Ole Blue barked.
Our stockin's was hung over the space heater with care,
In hopes Santy would fill 'em with Viennas and beer.

The kids was alseep in their NASCAR pj's,
Dreamin' of Goo Goo Clusters, Moon pies, and RC's.
And Earlene in her curlers and me in my John Deere cap
Had just settled into our La-Z-Boys for Wheel of Fourtune and a nap.

Then out in the vacent lot I heard such a commotion
I thought it was neighbor Clyde, finally got his T'bird in motion.
I heaved out of my recliner and to the window I flew,
Busted out the screen and hollered for Blue.

The moon was shinin' down on my old wrecked cars
So bright they was sparklin' like rusty old stars.
And I couldn't believe my own hardworking eyes
When a jacked up Ford pickup come flyin' through the sky!

Faster'n Ole Ironhead hs possums they came
And he whooped and hollered and called 'em by name
Git up Sooner! Hi Duke! Move yer tails Yaller and Spud!
On Blackie! On Queenie! You mind me Duchess and Bud!

To the top of the satellite dish! To the top of the shed!
Now move it! Step on it! Y'all get out the lead!
You know how, on our road, when a car goes by,
There's all this dirt flies up into the sky?

That's how this crew went staight on up to my roof
With that pickup full of toys, a real nice gun rack, and Redneck Santa too.
Then 'fore I could pop my teeth in I heard up on the tin
The scrabbling around of them Flying possums of his'n.

I yanked my head back in the trailer and hitched up my shorts...
Down the dryer vent Redneck Santa came with a grunt and a snort!
He was dressed in red-and-green camo from his neck to his feet
And I had to give him credit he still had most his teeth.

Looked like stuff from Earlene's yard sale slung on his back-
There was flyswatters an' Tupperware an' 8-tracks stickin' out of his pack.
His eye took in our humble home
The furniture we bought on layaway in town...

Earline's pride, that Elvis on velvet...
My collections of barbed wire... and license plates made by relatives.
I coulda' swore I even saw a glistening tear
When his eye fell on sweet Earlene, a snorin'in her chair.

He kindly favored Hank, Jr., with a big round belly
That shook when he laughed like a blob of K-Y jelly.
Yep, he was fat all right, blocked out our whole Large screen TV,
And I had to laugh when I saw him, 'cause he looked just like me!

When he winked his eye I knew fer sure he'd treat us right-
Why, he might even leave me some ammo tonight!
I stood there dreamin' of whitetail while I watched him work,
Then he stopped and, like a real man, let out a fart and a burp.

He topped off our stockin's with Moon Pies and bottle rockets,
Then squoze up that dryer vent like spam in your pocket.
He jumped in his pickup, laid down on the horn...I'm not lying'!
And they took off like white lightnin' with their possum tails flyin'.

But I heard him holler as headed for the 7-11....
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND MAY ALL REDNECKS GO TO HEAVEN!"



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 Posted: Tue Dec 23rd, 2008 05:54 pm

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I wish everyone at Lexxverse a very Happy and Joyous Christmas!  Eat lots of good food and holiday goodies!

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 Posted: Tue Dec 23rd, 2008 06:53 pm

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You too Angel. I'm on my own tomorrow and the 25th. If I'm feel enough I'll have a drink and if not, it will just be lemonade.

I hope you will be feeling better tomorrow Angel too.

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 Posted: Tue Dec 23rd, 2008 09:34 pm

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Merry Christmas, everyone...:-)

Enjoy the food & drink responsibly...;-)

And of course it's no proper X-mas without the
Carol of the Old Ones - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg
:-)

And on the New Year's Eve, you may listen to the original...;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbUqYytFCHw
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2BN3slJWvs


;-)
Happy Holidays to you all.

Last edited on Tue Dec 23rd, 2008 09:49 pm by Cesare



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Have a safe and Happy Holiday everyone !! Happy Hannukah!

 

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 Posted: Wed Dec 24th, 2008 12:47 pm

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Happy Christmas and a great festive season to all lovely Lexxians!!

 

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 Posted: Wed Dec 24th, 2008 04:30 pm

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HO HO HO! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all:xmas33:
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Merry Christmas everyone.
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 Posted: Fri Dec 26th, 2008 10:20 am

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The twelve days after Christmas

The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight
And so I chopped the pear tree down
And burnt it, just for spite

Then with a single cartridge
I shot that blasted partridge

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

The second day after Christmas
I pulled on the old rubber gloves
And very gently wrung the necks
Of both the turtle doves

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

On the third day after Christmas
My mother caught the croup
I had to use the three French hens
To make some chicken soup

The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene
The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green.

The sixth day after Christmas
The six laying geese wouldn't lay
So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the
A.S.P.C.A.

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned.

The eighth day after Christmas
Before they could suspect
I bundled up the
Eight maids-a-milking
Nine ladies dancing
Ten lords-a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
And sent them back collect

I wrote my true love
"We are through, love!"
And I said in so many words
"Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!"

Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree!"



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