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jerhume
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 Posted: Wed Nov 22nd, 2006 07:05 pm

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More Limerixx....           :roll:

Another Lexx bad guy was Fifi
A cheat, and a bully; and thief. He
Also killed Bunny
Which wasn't so funny
And plotted with Prince (although briefly)

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 Posted: Sat Nov 25th, 2006 12:17 pm

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How lonely are you inside your mind..

Voices speak but no one listens..

What is it you are trying to find..

Satisfaction? Confirmation? Validation?

Voices speak but no one listens..

How lonely are you inside your mind..



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 Posted: Sat Nov 25th, 2006 02:32 pm

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The insane and self-serving inhabit the zone,

Their lies and egos they continue to hone,

Spouting off  nonsense to a one person venue,

Not one of them will ever get a clue,

That they are really alone,

In what they pursue.

 



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 Posted: Wed Nov 29th, 2006 08:02 am

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oooh x 2!!     :SpinningDemona:  

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You thought your lies could get you what you want,

So you continued and continued to taunt,

Instead it only brought you to where you are today,

Your ego and your arrogance you could not hold at bay.

Now it has come back to haunt,

And Karma's had her way.

 



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 Posted: Tue Jan 2nd, 2007 06:25 pm

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a bit more doggerel...

There was a young geek girl called Tina.
On Kai, she could not have been keener.
He would always reject her
But when Longbore necked her,
Kai said he'd take him to the cleaner.


The ruler of Fire, known as Prince,
was Death, (so he tried to convince
us.) Good with pain, bad with people,
Played games that were evil
And after causing Kai's death, he buggered off with the Noah and hasn't been heard of since.

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 Posted: Tue Jan 2nd, 2007 06:52 pm

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LOL, very well done, Jerhume!



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 Posted: Wed Jan 3rd, 2007 01:41 am

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jerhume wrote: a bit more doggerel...

There was a young geek girl called Tina.
On Kai, she could not have been keener.
He would always reject her
But when Longbore necked her,
Kai said he'd take him to the cleaner.


The ruler of Fire, known as Prince,
was Death, (so he tried to convince
us.) Good with pain, bad with people,
Played games that were evil
And after causing Kai's death, he buggered off with the Noah and hasn't been heard of since.

well done Jerhume! Brava! Brava! :bounce_pinka:



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 Posted: Sat Mar 10th, 2007 09:56 am

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thanx - a bit more has emerged... :roll:

Prince's number one toady was Priest
An abject, cringing little beast
At Prince's least whim
He'd do terrible things
But he did love his Bunny, at least


There once was a girlie called Bunny
All bubbly and fluffy and sunny
Things got a bit edgier
When she took up with Reggie - her
nature lost some of its honey.

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 Posted: Sat Mar 10th, 2007 02:50 pm

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That's so brill, Jerhume!  Love those!

This is one I wrote a long time ago:

President Priest was filled with gas,
It thundered and roared out of his ass,
The bad carrot was filled with glee,
From its consequences he could not flee,
As the noxious fumes continued to pass.


 



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Ecstasy - An Angel Original

 

Breathing shallow, gasping for air, eyes unseeing

Blood slowly flowing, pooling

The coolness of death’s kiss

The moment of life ending

Forever in his memory

His darkest hour

His deepest ecstasy

He shall relive in the next cycle of time



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 Posted: Sun Apr 1st, 2007 03:11 pm

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Always a Geek - An Angel Original

The beauty of your soul is revealed in the darkest hours of the night

When your spirit is at rest, your soul takes flight

The words flow freely through the walls of your mind

You want to express yourself time after time

But the spoken word falters on your tongue

So you close your eyes and think of when you were young

Life is so funny when you start to think

Deeper your memory churns thinking of the past

Then you realize it’s the right here, the right now that lasts

New memories fill the void, left behind to ponder

And that’s when the mind really starts to wander

So much it yearns for, so much it seeks

Ah, who the hell am I kidding, I’ll always be a geek

 



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If you could only see what I See - An Angel Original

In your eyes I see the man that you are

Hidden behind depths of green

Kindness and light reflect back at me

And I see the you, you were meant to be

Depths of strength and harmony

If you could only see what I see

 



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 Posted: Wed Jul 18th, 2007 11:36 am

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What a fun thread! :D

I'm not very good with limericks, so let me drag something a bit different out of the archives:


Trivial Pursuit

search and distract
time shatters
sinking - hanging
on in-between

I

don't



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 Posted: Thu Sep 13th, 2007 08:43 pm

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*ahem* one nasty one coming right up..whattya expect? poetry? buwahahahaha..

 


my name on your lips
forever and a day
your dick on my lips
never ever will it play

da end..

Last edited on Thu Sep 13th, 2007 08:44 pm by Ketana



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