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Ketana
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 Posted: Wed Oct 25th, 2006 03:34 pm

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There was once was a she-cat named 'Tana,

who went through men like no manana..

the boys they all cried..

as they collapsed and died..

There's no other she-cat like 'Tana!

 



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 Posted: Wed Oct 25th, 2006 03:55 pm

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!:dude:



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 Posted: Wed Oct 25th, 2006 04:29 pm

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Oh lord help me. ;)



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 Posted: Thu Oct 26th, 2006 09:24 pm

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SMOKING ON THE JOB AGAIN.


All night by the Kai Kai
I did wish for one rod
Instead of seven
All night by the Kai Kai
Oh my god your
Codpiece is smoking again.
AND
MM says 'S**T
I forgot I'd put my
Cigarette in
The cod.'

Now you know why I don't write 790 poetry, lol

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 Posted: Sun Oct 29th, 2006 10:33 am

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Ketana, love the poem.  The only one here who outshines me in the sexpot department is YOU.

:2: 

 

Also love the dancing cat sequence.  Ah, the wonders of modern technology.

:happyhalloween:

 

And now, my own haiku works, humbly submitted:

walking through columns
vibrating ancient rhythms
my passions ignite

Crimson throbs softly
Silkily slithering hush
Lifeforce of the gods.

 



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 Posted: Sun Oct 29th, 2006 02:27 pm

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She's a legend in her own mind.

Only the insane have taken out a lease.

And the check has bounced!

 

:bounce_pinka: 



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 Posted: Sun Oct 29th, 2006 02:33 pm

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A poem, eh, very good poem too Ramses, and LMAO Ketana.  Now, lemme think up one on the fly...here we go..

 

Trolls abound in gilded cages,

While their boss succumbs to insane rages,

The ones that are real,

They know the deal,

And watch as it goes up in blazes.  :smoke:

 



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Yesh, but what a legendary mind 'tis. 

Lol, Angel...good one. :s010a:



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There once was a dead man named Kai
Pouting in black, hair piled high
He was both hot & cool
And made all the gals drool
But The Dead Do Not humpy jump.. *sigh*

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 Posted: Sat Nov 11th, 2006 10:58 am

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eheh.  Veddy good.:re_06:



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 Posted: Sat Nov 11th, 2006 12:03 pm

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LOL!  Very clever, Jerhume.  :re_16::kai-red:



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 Posted: Fri Nov 17th, 2006 08:43 pm

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jerhume wrote: There once was a dead man named Kai
Pouting in black, hair piled high
He was both hot & cool
And made all the gals drool
But The Dead Do Not humpy jump.. *sigh*

too cute! too cute! as said...the dead do not please and squeeze..:c030a:



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 Posted: Sat Nov 18th, 2006 04:58 am

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That beautiful love slave named Xev - a
Sad thing was that she had never
Got it on with a man
('Cos she wouldn't do Stan)
Till on Nook she found triple pleasure

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 Posted: Sat Nov 18th, 2006 09:58 pm

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I seem to have been bitten by the poetry bug lately....

 

The Lexx Captain Stan, dressed in red,
Tried to get any woman in bed.
He'd preen and he'd wheedle;
They'd say, "Piss off, Tweedle!"
And drool over dead Kai instead.

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 Posted: Sun Nov 19th, 2006 05:43 pm

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LOLOL, very clever poems, Jerhume!



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