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Ketana wrote: Dragonflygurl wrote: Ketana wrote: LOl good ones DFG..howz about we take the cryochamber and hook it up as a freezer for beers? gotta kick out the dead man though..he takes up too much room!
Well one can't waste Kai, so you could use him to keep your special bottle of vodka cool or what ever concoction you like to drink.


ooooOoo kinky DFG..where exactly would you store that bottle of Vodka?

Humm, well that would be telling! 

Actually what with Maya and Kai's codpiece, I'd have to say that Kai would have to hold the bottle with his cold hands.  And as long as his brace did not accidently go off you'd be ok with that.

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Dragonflygurl wrote: Ketana wrote: Dragonflygurl wrote: Ketana wrote: LOl good ones DFG..howz about we take the cryochamber and hook it up as a freezer for beers? gotta kick out the dead man though..he takes up too much room!
Well one can't waste Kai, so you could use him to keep your special bottle of vodka cool or what ever concoction you like to drink.


ooooOoo kinky DFG..where exactly would you store that bottle of Vodka?

Humm, well that would be telling! 

Actually what with Maya and Kai's codpiece, I'd have to say that Kai would have to hold the bottle with his cold hands.  And as long as his brace did not accidently go off you'd be ok with that.


LOL he could use his brace to open those bottle caps!! and serve nice icy cold salsa for chips!



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Ya, Angel, I liked Stan as an undertaker too! He seemed to try hard to ease the boo hooing. But, also out where I live there is a Stanley Steamer Carpet Cleaners that he could excel at.
Xev made a great counselor.
790 a news anchor.
Kai a flying Elvis and/or Spiderman.
Bunny a Dallas cheer leader



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Quiz: In what capacity did Mandrid serve His Divine Shadow?
(A) Squad Team Leader
(B) Foot Soldier
(C) Kuchenchef
(D) Arm and Hammer
(E) Bio-Vizier



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That's easy, :wink:Biovizier. 

I think he'd make a great Boris Karloff type actor, starring in monster movies.



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Oh, oooh, what a cute little Mantrid gif! You are just too smart! So, here is another one.
The Cluster Lizard attack on Dr. Kazan in Terminal is a reference to what Sci-fi classic?
(A) It! The Terror from Beyond Space
(B) The Fellowship on the Ring
(C) Godzilla
(D) Alien
(E) Fiend Without a face



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Kai as Santa Claus at the nearest mall...buwahahahahahahahaha..the dead do not have presents..



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Ketana wrote: Kai as Santa Claus at the nearest mall...buwahahahahahahahaha..the dead do not have presents..

He's too frickin' skinny.  I bet his codpiece is filled with lots of holiday cheer. :c030a:

Xev would make a cute elf.



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Ketana wrote: Kai as Santa Claus at the nearest mall...buwahahahahahahahaha..the dead do not have presents..
I recall someone once saying that "the dead do not Ho Ho Ho"....



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That's very hammy:-)

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weren't they just cute DFG? I thought so..on to other news..I swear this is real..

Moscow...

A drunken Russian who tried to rape a raccoon paid the price when the animal bit off his penis. Surgeons spent the weekend trying to repair what was left of the 44year old Alexander Kirilove's manhood..

Betcha he'll think twice about those furry woodland creatures..BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..dumbass..



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Ketana wrote: weren't they just cute DFG? I thought so..on to other news..I swear this is real..

Moscow...

A drunken Russian who tried to rape a raccoon paid the price when the animal bit off his penis. Surgeons spent the weekend trying to repair what was left of the 44year old Alexander Kirilove's manhood..

Betcha he'll think twice about those furry woodland creatures..BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..dumbass..

Buahahahahahahahaha!!  OMG!! I AM FUCKIN' ROLLIN' OVER HEAH!  HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



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Kudos to the raccoon :D but I can't help but feel somewhat sorry for the guy...:-]



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