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Let's suppose..suspend belief, play a little game with ourselves..get ya minds outta da guttah..oy..anyhoo..one day in the future, if this blue planet has a future the Lexxian crew crashlanded here and had to make their way in the world...okay so Kai's ATM machine card isn't working and he had to work to buy his protoblood..what would they be doing today?

 

Xev - SHE'D BE RUNNING THE BUNNY FARM IN RENO, NEVADA of course..buwahahahaha..

Kai - collecting golf balls from lakes and re-selling them to golfers..cause he can hold his breath! LOL

The tweedle - main barker at a circus maybe?

 

What can you think of for them to do?

 

  

 

 



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Hmmmm I think you're on the right track with Kai and that golf idea, and it would fit in with his 'other' persona...*snort*..

Of course, he'd be making sure all the golf balls he snagged from the water hazard said 'Titileist' on them...you get more for those...;)

I see Xev working at the cosmetics counter at Macy's...or maybe a phone sex line..:)

As for Stanley, I think he'd be in the janitorial business, he already has the uniform for it..perhaps in an old-age home, (more likely, a home for unwed mothers)..:)

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Kai could be a refridgerator tester.  Lay in them and make sure their cold enough.

Xev well she could be either selling sexy fake lizard skin underwear or making a living selling sex toys to men..... teaching them how to use them

Stan's a bit harder think of, but perhaps he'd end up sweeping the roads or something.

Not very good at this.

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Hrmm...this is a good one Ketana and a hard one..

I could see Kai being in the sex toy business testing anal probes on perverts since he was so good at it in bad carrot.  Or he could try his hand at acting, but I fear his performance may be a bit..........dead.

Xev I could see doing several things, some you mentioned above.  I think she'd try just about anything because her nature is to do that and to be exploratory, maybe even be a porn star and not realizing what that really is.

Stan would make a good escort for the old ladies, perhaps a gigolo of sorts or maybe a real estate agent.

You didn't mention 790, I could see him being the president of the United States because he's just an evil bastard (at times).

And Lexx could eat all the planet's garbage and be a very happy happy ship (and finally a full one).



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lol good ones! you didn't do so bad DFG..you had a few that were quite funny! I see giggy running a restaurant or being head chef at an old folks home but somehow there would be some old peeps missing and nobody would be the wiser as to the meatloaf on Friday night! LOL



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Ewwwww.... Giggy could run a national chain of BBQ restaurants, but of course, the 'Special of the Dayl' would be a secret ingredient...heheh.

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Prince wound probably be a lawyer....that way he wouldn't have to change his behaviour too much, either that or a High School Principal..:)

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I think Bunny would run either a Pilates class, or be a groupie for Aerosmith...

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As for 790, he'd be the Emissions detector at the Ford assembly plant...:)


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BUWAHAHAHAHAHA 790 as the emissions detector cracked me up! good one Maya!! really good!



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Giggy could work in a butchers shop, she'd be in her element with all that raw meat.

790 could open up his own company selling copies of him self to people who like to tell their boss's to go F..K them self, or such like minded people. Insult service.

Prince says he's often good with pain, so he could become a dentist, lol.

Lyekka could open up her own gardening centre, tell you how to grow your plants and then eat them.

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790 HAS JUST BEEN INSTALLED BY STARBUCKS TO BE THE FOAM DISPENSER ON THE LATTE'S!!!



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Ketana wrote: 790 HAS JUST BEEN INSTALLED BY STARBUCKS TO BE THE FOAM DISPENSER ON THE LATTE'S!!!

LMAO at that.

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or Kai could be playing in a piano bar in Vegas?

BK could be his agent!

buwahahahahahahahahahaha



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Ketana wrote: or Kai could be playing in a piano bar in Vegas?

BK could be his agent!

buwahahahahahahahahahaha


He could manage Xev's strip tease act!  *runs*

 



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LMAO, that would be so funny Angel.

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lol can you just see Kai as a lizard lounge singer in Vegas? Shiny hiney black assassin suit with bling? Big up-do with sparkles and his lovelock moussed to within an inch of it's life?

 

buwahahahahahahahahahahaha..

 

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Oh lordy Ketana, I am rolling! Kai could be the next Vidal Sassoon! Hairstyles for the dead! Kai could do their hair and Xev their makeup. And Stan could be the undertaker...remember how it went in Mort?



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