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Angel
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

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Remember A bird in the hand craps all over your wristies!

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After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you're on.

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I forgot to put my panties on this morning..so I'm going commando today..oy..which means in she-cat language..oopsie..

:c030a: :s010a: :bounce_pinka: :kissmyass:

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The MI, the MI! *runs away screaming* ARRRGGHHH!!

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 I'm hot and horny, where's a nice naked man when you need one!

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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I had a thought but then I losteded it..*sigh*

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Genius is simply the art of planning ahead....:)

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Life isn't a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of jalapenos.  What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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Varrtan wrote: It is unbecoming for a young man to view maxim magazines.
But that's when he comes. :d020a:

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"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

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Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.

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Email to a friend Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

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The 'roos are loose in the paddock.

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 While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.  (I'm a red head, Mreeoowwrr).

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Angel wrote:  While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.  (I'm a red head, Mreeoowwrr).
I couldn't agree more:s010a:

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And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

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Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

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I have learned we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

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In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.

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Dragonflygurl wrote:

LMGDAO!!  SO FUCKING TRUE!!

:rofl:

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Here's one for you Angel

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

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We're constantly laughing and crying at Man, DFG. It's called their stupidity.

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Just because you put a sack of flour in the oven, doesn't mean you can expect to take out biscuits.

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As you slide down the bannister of life,
may the splinters never face the wrong way

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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

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I finally got it all together - then I forgot where I put it.

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Fortune knocks but once, misfortune has much more patience.

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Don't try to understand me, just love me

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 Reality is where your consciousness is located.

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FRIENDS WELCOME, Relative by appointment

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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.

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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.

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"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle.The other is as though everything is a miracle."

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If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

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Eat, Drink, and be Merry, for tomorrow you may be radioactive.

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"A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: she changes it more often."

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Here's wishing everyone a memorable Memorial Day!


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Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

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or your not sure

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"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?

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A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

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I'm more trouble than a sackful of cats at a dog show.

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Never trust a hospital doctor, they all talk bullshit

Never trust a government that picks on sick people

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter... Don't mind...
And those that mind.. Don't matter.'

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with attitude you don't need experience!

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Pull up your big girl panties and deal with it!

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KungFusious say:

"Man who not see straight see more than blind man!"

 

Der kleiner Professor sagt:

"Wo der ist ein vill, der ist ein vay!

I haf da vill zo get outta my vay!"

 

The Frito Bandito says:

"To each his own!

So give me my own!"

 

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing

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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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you can take the cat outta the bag but you can't put it back!

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life is to short to be simple!

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Life is not a bowl of cherries

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 Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

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Childhood Of Yore


I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"

"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly.

Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules
didn't matter.

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.

It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.

Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.

Nobody was prettier than Mom.

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at
the amusement park.

Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.

Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.

No shopping trip was complete unless a new toy was brought home.

"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.

War was a card game.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.

Ice cream was considered a basic food group.

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 Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents.

Maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

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People who hate cats where probably mice in their previous life.

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

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The meaning of life is 42!

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I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

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DON'T step on your own foot!

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Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

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The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

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Never a truer word said Angel

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new, or the wife is.

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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

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LMAO, DFG! I love that one!

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And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

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The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change, and she does.

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when ya got ya fingah up ya nose, don't sneeze, ya can rupture ya bwain..badly and lose all ya thoughts!!!

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Ketana wrote: when ya got ya fingah up ya nose, don't sneeze, ya can rupture ya bwain..badly and lose all ya thoughts!!!
So DAT'S what happended to ya's!  Dat explains awot, weally it does.

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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
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Just send prayers into the cosmos for all those lost on 9/11/01.

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Ketana wrote: Just send prayers into the cosmos for all those lost on 9/11/01.
My prayers join yours in remembering the victims of 9/11.

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It is very sad. My heart goes out to all the friends, husbands, wives, children, grandparents and parents that lost loved ones in this terrible attack.

http://www.legacy.com/Sept11/Home.aspx

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Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

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Life is more than you what you live.

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Goldfish have 3 second memories and, on average, it takes them 4 seconds to do a lap of a goldfish bowl...

Do they suffer from deja vu?

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!!

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Those who throw dirt will soon find themselves out of ground.

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When cotton was first brought into the UK they did not know how to spin it, so they spun it like wool (hence where the name cotton wool comes from). By the 1830's the UK had become the richest country on the planet thanks to its sale of cotton.

Long work days were endured by the workers in these harsh times, sometimes working 12-14 hours a day. In due course the 'tea break' was introduced into the daily routine where the workers could have a refreshing hot drink that was also healthy (thanks to the boiling water) and, with the added sugar, it gave them energy.

An initial problem at the time was that the cheap pottery which was used for cups often broke because it could not handle the heat of direct boiling water. Hence, it became commonplace to add a dash of milk into the vessel first to stop this happening.

This ritual continues to this day...

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Thoughts On...



ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
--English Professor, Ohio University

ON MARTIAL ARTS AND METAPHYSICS
Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

ON HUMILITY
To err is human; to moo, bovine.

ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night.

ON YOUTH
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy. In a jar. On my desk.
--Steven King

ON PROBLEM SOLVING
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.

ON MATERIALISM
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.

ON INFINITY
If you had everything, where would you keep it?

ON ECONOMICS
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

ON REVISIONIST HISTORY
What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.

ON EXTINCTION
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

ON LITERATURE
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
--Dorothy Parker

ON PROPHECY
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.

ON WORLD POLITICS
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

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gummy bears

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The Importance of Walking




Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning ,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

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Rednecks.....proof that evolution can go in reverse.

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Take your teech out, put them in backwards and BITE YOURSELF!

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My grave stone will read, "I told you I was ill!"

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Every time his brain farts, his mouth goes off.
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Remember Spit don't rinse, after brushing your teeth.

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A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

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Angel wrote: A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
:2567::FISHEYE:damn that was funny..e-bil but funny!

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you want thoughts..here's a bunch of 'em for you to study and apply to ya life!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
tire.
3. it’s always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he
will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
14. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
15. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
16. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.
18. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it
holds the universe together.
20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
23. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
24. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt ... then
things get worse.

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The metric system never really caught on here in the States—unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9mm bullet.

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To all of you who are expecting - and a few others. Too late for some of us

FOLLOW THESE 14 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN.

Test 1
Women: To prepare for pregnancy, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months.
After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.

Men: To prepare for children, go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself.
Then go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home.
Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time.

Test 2
Find a couple who are already parents and berate them about their methods of discipline, lack of patience, appallingly low tolerance levels and how they have allowed their children to run wild.
Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and overall behaviour.
Enjoy it. It will be the last time in your life that you will have all the answers.

Test 3
To discover how the nights will feel:
1. Walk around the living room from 5pm to 10pm carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 4 - 6kg, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly.
2. At 10pm, put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12pm and walk the bag around the living room until 1am.
4. Set the alarm for 3am.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2am and make a cup of tea.
6. Go to bed at 2.45am.
7. Get up again at 3am when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs in the dark until 4am.
9. Put the alarm on for 5am. Get up when it goes off.
10. Make breakfast.
Keep this up for 5 years. LOOK CHEERFUL.

Test 4
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems:
1. Buy a live octopus and a string bag.
2.. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that no arms hang out.
3. Time allowed for this: 5 minutes.

Test 5
Forget the BMW and buy a practical 5-door wagon..
And don't think that you can leave it out on the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment and leave it there.
2. Get a coin. Insert it into the CD player.
3. Take a box of chocolate biscuits; mash them into the back seat.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Test 6
Getting ready to go out:
1. Wait
2. Go out the front door
3. Come back in again
4. Go out
5. Come back in again
6. Go out again
7. Walk down the front path
8. Walk back up it
9. Walk down it again
10. Walk very slowly down the road for five minutes.
11. Stop, inspect minutely and ask at least 6 questions about every piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect along the way.
12. Retrace your steps
13. Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbours come out and stare at you.
14. Give up and go back into the house.
15. You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.

Test 7
Repeat everything you say at least 5 times.

Test 8
Go to the local supermarket.
Take with you the nearest thing you can find to a pre-school child.
A full-grown goat is excellent. If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat.
Buy your weekly groceries without letting the goat(s) out of your sight.
Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.
Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.

Test 9
1. Hollow out a melon
2. Make a small hole in the side
3. Suspend the melon from the ceiling and swing it side to side
4. Now get a bowl of soggy cornflakes and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon while pretending to be an aeroplane.
5. Continue until half the cornflakes are gone.
6. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor.
7. You are now ready to feed a 12-month old child.

Test 10
Learn the names of every character from the Wiggles, Barney, Teletubbies and Disney.
Watch nothing else on television for at least 5 years.

Test 11
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out:
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains
2. Hide a fish behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flowerbeds and then rub them on clean walls.
4. Cover the stains with crayon.
5. How does that look?

Test 12
Make a recording of someone shouting 'Mummy' repeatedly.
Important: No more than a 4 second delay between each Mummy - occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet if required.
Play this tape in your car, everywhere you go for the next 4 years.
You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

Test 13
Start talking to an adult of your choice.
Have someone else continually tug on your shirt hem or shirt sleeve while playing the Mummy tape listed above.
You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.

Test 14
Put on your finest work attire.
Pick a day on which you have an important meeting. Now:
1. Take a cup of cream and put 1 cup of lemon juice in it
2. Stir
3. Dump half of it on your nice silk shirt
4. Saturate a towel with the other half of the mixture
5.. Attempt to clean your shirt with the same saturated towel
6. Do not change, you have no time.
7. Go directly to work
You are now ready to have children, ENJOY!!

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go ahead and live a long life because death is longer.

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What is time, or in this case a second...

In 1967 the unit of time was formally defined in terms of the 'microwave-frequency
resonance of the caesium atom', which is the basis of an Atomic Clock.

And if you are wondering, one second is occupied by 9,192,631,770 such cycles.

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the voice of a friend takes precedence over the drone of the tv.

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Ketana wrote: the voice of a friend takes precedence over the drone of the tv.
That is unless you're watching a 42" plasma TV....*looks at her friend*

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I don't care how big a tv is, it can never replace a friend:-)

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Did Adam have a belly button?

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Dragonflygurl wrote: Did Adam have a belly button?
A very philosophical question, because the reason we have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord.  And Adam was just created.....hrmmm.....so I'd have to say No.

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Whales lungs when feeding at 1km below the surface, compress to 1% of their normal volume.

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Dragonflygurl wrote: Did Adam have a belly button?
why da ya wanna know? ya gonna pierce it for him? buwahahahahaha I crack myself up sometimes..*sigh*

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am NOT. "

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Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

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Ketana wrote: Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
:laughing1:

You know the saying, Be grateful for small mercies. Or what a friend of mined used to say.  It's not the size that matters but what you can do with it!

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Dragonflygurl wrote: Ketana wrote: Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
:laughing1:

You know the saying, Be grateful for small mercies. Or what a friend of mined used to say.  It's not the size that matters but what you can do with it!
Dynamite comes in small packages?:s010a:

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Yeah it sure does:-)

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A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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CheshireKat wrote: Angel wrote: A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"Followed by the clicking of a shotgun being loaded?:new_shocked:

Especially in Hillbilly country. :c030a:

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Ketana wrote: Even the almighty has a sense of humor..

:laughing1:

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Ketana wrote: Even the almighty has a sense of humor..

Photobucket...such a pussy!!!

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Dragonflygurl wrote: What disease did cured ham Actually haveEWWW

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They're going to see you naked
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Angel wrote: If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?You just gave me a headache :P

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"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
Marilyn Monroe

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nasty little avatar ya got there Angelface! LOLOL

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Ketana wrote: nasty little avatar ya got there Angelface! LOLOL
LOL!  Remember it was actually a mistake that Michael made by knocking over the lamp, but they left it in the movie anyways.

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cookies really should be considered 'FIBER'..dontcha think?

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day
; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky
.... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's,
people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2009
:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in the E.E.C. we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Ministry for Agriculture in charge of Immigration?




'Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers-what you do today, might Burn Your Arse Tomorrow'

 

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When you're 18 you worry about what other people think of you.
When you're 40 you don't give a dam what other people think about you.
When you're 60 you realize no one has been thinking about you at all.


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For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

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Don't you have stuffing for Xmas? We do!!:-)

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no DFG because Christmas is done Puerto Rican style at my house and stuffing doesn't go into a roast pork! buwahahahahahahaha..but lemme tell ya..rice and pigeon peas, pasteles, guineos verde con mojo! YUMMMMMMYYYYY!!!

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Oh I see, that's different. Sounds nice, but I could not eat it as I can't digest meat anymore.

Me I just have roast dinner without the meat. I have veggie version of stuffing and other things. Good job I love my veggies:-)

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I just wanna get stuffed this Thanksgiving. :shock::D

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Over here if you say to some one get stuff it means go to hell or bugger off.

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There's a fine line between a genius and an idiot:

An idiot has wild ideas;

A genius does something with them.

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Bilbo67 wrote: Should a fly without wings be called a walk?
Or a crash. :c030a:

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In honor of the New Year, my fortune cookie for the day read..

Forget those things that aren't worth remembering.

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ewwww angel cooties!!!

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Ketana wrote: ewwww angel cooties!!!
Hey at least I don't lick lint like you!  Gimme back my cooties! :kissmyass::c030a:

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A man from India told my friend that when she hiccuped it meant that someone is remembering her. I wonder what it means when you fart...

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers, but couldn't find any.

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Dragonflygurl wrote: I went to buy some camouflage trousers, but couldn't find any.
They're right next to the invisible man!  I crack myself up sometimes...:c030a:

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Angel wrote: Dragonflygurl wrote: I went to buy some camouflage trousers, but couldn't find any.
They're right next to the invisible man!  I crack myself up sometimes...:c030a:
Only the Shadow knows for sure.  :2567:

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Great truths about life that adults have learned

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2. There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
4. Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
5. The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires.
6. Families are like fudge....mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
7. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
8. Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
9. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
10. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
11. If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.

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A kind world will keep someone warm for years.

:D

*hiss*

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Every person takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world..in other words..think outside the box.

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Ketana wrote: Every person takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world..in other words..think outside the box.
Sometimes I wish Kai would think outside the bun.... :c030a:

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Angel wrote: Ketana wrote: Every person takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world..in other words..think outside the box.
Sometimes I wish Kai would think outside the bun.... :c030a:

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOOD ONE ANGELFACE..YOU KNOW YOU'RE QUITE WITTY CONSIDERING YOU'RE FROM COW COUNTRY!..:s010a:

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Ketana wrote: Angel wrote: Ketana wrote: Every person takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world..in other words..think outside the box.
Sometimes I wish Kai would think outside the bun.... :c030a:

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOOD ONE ANGELFACE..YOU KNOW YOU'RE QUITE WITTY CONSIDERING YOU'RE FROM COW COUNTRY!..:s010a:

It's the milk that keeps us zinging. :P

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HEY YA'LL IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA..DID YOU DO YOUR CENSUS? TOMORROW IS THE DEADLINE...

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Ketana wrote: HEY YA'LL IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA..DID YOU DO YOUR CENSUS? TOMORROW IS THE DEADLINE...Oh yeah, tomorrow is the 1st.  The form was short & easy. :cool:

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CheshireKat wrote: Ketana wrote: HEY YA'LL IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA..DID YOU DO YOUR CENSUS? TOMORROW IS THE DEADLINE...Oh yeah, tomorrow is the 1st.  The form was short & easy. :cool:

Well if tomorrow is the deadline and you haven't mailed it yet, then wouldn't it be late?  *scratches head* I'm getting a headache now from thinking too much.

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Angel wrote: CheshireKat wrote: Ketana wrote: HEY YA'LL IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA..DID YOU DO YOUR CENSUS? TOMORROW IS THE DEADLINE...Oh yeah, tomorrow is the 1st.  The form was short & easy. :cool:

Well if tomorrow is the deadline and you haven't mailed it yet, then wouldn't it be late?  *scratches head* I'm getting a headache now from thinking too much.
I guess you could save it for 2020 :PBut it would probably still be late.

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If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

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Kai-trina wrote:
No matter who you are, everyone is going to hurt you at some point. You just have to find the one worth suffering for. =)

I like that thought!

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"You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf."

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Chinese fortune cookie..

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

those cookies hold a lotta wisdom..

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This is a saying out of a fortune cookie

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.

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gads I eat way too much chinese food..

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NicaLMN wrote: The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.This is so true.

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LA rush hour...

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Why do they bother saying "raw" sewage? Do some people cook that stuff?

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I was helping a friend look up the Chinese Zodiac today(They were born in 1974 which means they were born in the year of the tiger).  So while I'm passing info along I ended up having a serious laugh attack

"Asian lore considers the tiger the protector of the dead, and will often be seen in graves as a mark of protection, assuring peace for those who have passed."

That just struck me as hilarious since MM was also born in the Year of the Tiger.

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I was born in the year of the Oxen.

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I'm a Dragon

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Strong willed then Abby:-)

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Dragonflygurl wrote: Strong willed then Abby:-)Lol! yes and I have been told that I breathe fire when my loved ones are threatened.

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I'm an Ox as well, My mother always said when I maid up my mind, that was it, there was no talking me into anything else! :)

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Farmers had the original alarm clock 'the rooster'
Farmers also had the original snooze button 'dinner'

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CheshireKat wrote: Farmers had the original alarm clock 'the rooster'
Farmers also had the original snooze button 'dinner'

LOL!  I can definitely relate to the alarm clock, we had chickens when I was growing up and that crowing at 4 am drove me nuts!

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they still be monsters walking amongst us..RIP little Leibby Kletzky, may your last few moments on earth be not a horror as you closed your eyes for the last time..I truly lament the loss of this child..

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CheshireKat wrote: This isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship. AND I'M THE DICK!
I think you're more of a B.I.T.C.H.  Babe in total control of herself. :s010a::P

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Angel wrote: CheshireKat wrote: This isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship. AND I'M THE DICK!
I think you're more of a B.I.T.C.H.  Babe in total control of herself. :s010a::P
TY :cat01:

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it's not the miles that live..but the smiles that you give!

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I'm so jonsing for Wendy fries. Mikeydick's fries suck and I hate how they changed the oil on the Burger King's fries. I want Wendy fries! I'm not frying fries in my home..too much trouble and it stinks up the kitchen. gads.

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Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?

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'cause you're on a diet? anyhoo I gots Showtime and run across this show called Gigolo..after watching an episode and a half I wondered how many women here..would hire a male companion?

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Maybe??? Being a single woman the thought has crossed my mind a few times.
I'm such a prude or am I to scared to do it?

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maybe I'm not the person U, cat1946, would like to get a feedback, but don't get me wrong, I just have a strong position about it and believe it's ok to share.

Our life is extremely short and somehow it's becoming faster and faster. Women musn't be alone. Hobbies are good, new places and people, different courses and masterclasses, etc. , but if I face a choice to go to a party (classmates' meeting or something) alone or with a man. I'll hire one. And, btw, to seat in a cafe alone with a good book is great, but I don't see anything bad at hiring someone from time to time for a company. Someone who will smile to me, remind me how beautiful I am, someone who will give me something that all people need ocasionally. I believe the same is true for men actually.

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I don't know if I could pay for or not. Heck I've never even had a one night stand. Heck I don't even know if I could get drunk enough for a one nighter.

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Lake333GLD wrote:
Life is a game. But only Prince always wins.

I can't agree with U.

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Life is a game, so have fun. In the end no one gets out of it alive.

Dark but true

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Nell wrote: Lake333GLD wrote:
Life is a game. But only Prince always wins.

I can't agree with U.
Everything dies...

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the idea is how U live_)

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My thought for the day...everyone needs more days off. Except the unemployed, make those peope do jury duty.

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My thought for the day is: "Deal is the Deal".

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Growing up can be overrated sometimes.

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Glad I haven't grown up so much I need depends... Yet.

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Today is the day of the "super moon" so I've been told. What the heck is that suppose to mean? Is the guy with the hottest ass ever running around with out his pants? Is the person with the widest recorded butt width gonna drop their drawers? I'd prefer the first option. No I been told its gonna be one of the best full moons for years. I'm not gonna get to see it. Living so far north with short night and all. Can I have option one?

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Screw this shit. Being awake is over rated I'm going back to bed.

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If only I could be on a beach with a hot cabana boy serving me drinks.

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the first time for more than 10 years I am simply relaxing. just let my hair down, lying in a sand and do nothing. I used to call such kind of vacation- a vegetable style. But now I am ready to be a vegetable a bit more...♡♡♡

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Sometimes the best part of the day is a cat nap w/ my fur buddies.

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If I ever win a big lotto I'm buying a hot cabana boy. I may allow him clothes in winter. Lol

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The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

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@Angel , not if some ugly dude is giving you the cup!

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Arcticfox wrote: @Angel , not if some ugly dude is giving you the cup!
That's what booze is for, you keep a little flask handy to pour quite liberally into the cup of Folger's coffee, after awhile the ugly dude seems good lookin'!

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Angel wrote:
Arcticfox wrote: @Angel , not if some ugly dude is giving you the cup!
That's what booze is for, you keep a little flask handy to pour quite liberally into the cup of Folger's coffee, after awhile the ugly dude seems good lookin'!


Can't I just have a good looking blind guy. He's gotta be blind sho he doesn't need a few shots either! Lol

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Oh insomnia how I hate you. How can you show up when my body is so tired and keep my brain awake till 4am! You little bastard you.

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Don't you hate it when you wake with a case of " I feel old"

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You know you're in for al long day when you go to make coffee and you can't find your coffee pot.

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Fried chicken. 'Nuff said.

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fried chicken..yeah..good stuff..cornmeal covered fried catfish with homemade tartar sauce!!! now we cooking with oil! LOL

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If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

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Angel wrote:
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

ummm okay I know this one..ummm..cold enough to freeze ya tits off!!!

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Ketana wrote: Angel wrote:
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

ummm okay I know this one..ummm..cold enough to freeze ya tits off!!!

That's 363 days a year where I am! :c030a:

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My thought for today ... "Hurry up and get done baking strawberry bread I can't wait to eat you!"

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Angel wrote:
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



Love is blinde but Lust likes to ogle. That pervy Lust.

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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

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~ Mark Twain ~

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I love a clean house. I however, am not on the right drugs to enjoy the process of doing it.

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Meeting for OCD (that manifest as cleaning) at my house all week.

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What's a DMV?

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Department of Motor Vehicles.

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DMV= government mandated purgatory lol

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Ice box fried chicken, red new skin potato salad and lemonade...a summer night's dinner.

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Mmmmm fried chicken. My absolute fave comfort food. To bad it didn't make you lose weight. That would be the best.

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Whine = progress
Wine= sleep

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An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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That moment when you go to the market and you see some guy with a cantaloupe in each hand debating and he looks up and sees you smirking because it looks kinda pervy.

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This summer is something special. Never thought I can get pleasure from doing nothing for so long.

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I had a thought..no seriously I did..but then I got a headache and went to lay down until it passed..the thought..not the headache..I still have that..*sigh*

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Wondering if a frying pan is considered a deadly weapon.

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Arcticfox wrote:
Wondering if a frying pan is considered a deadly weapon.

if it's cast iron then the answer is yes.

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Crap.

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I tried to be an organ donor but apparently it has to be your organ to donate

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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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'ugh. it takes a long time to bake a potato...specially when you forget to turn on the oven. oy.

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Did that the other day with cookies

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If I only had a brain...

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yeah I had a heart.

Then I ate it.

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Well, my bottle of courage is in the pantry, top shelf on the left. I think I need to go buy some more. I've needed alot lately... Oh no I think I need some now😏

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If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?!!

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I'm currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs an hour.

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CheshireKat wrote: I'm currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs an hour.
Oh my I may have to nick this for my new signture as it sums up just how I feel.

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I wonder if I'm setting a trend if I wear two different socks or is that just being a pretentious twat..

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Ketana wrote:
I wonder if I'm setting a trend if I wear two different socks or is that just being a pretentious twat..

It means you need to do laundry. :c030a:

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Angel wrote:
Ketana wrote:
I wonder if I'm setting a trend if I wear two different socks or is that just being a pretentious twat..

It means you need to do laundry. :c030a:


uh okay then..wondered what that pile in the corner meant..thanks ANGEL! :s010a:

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Ketana wrote:
Angel wrote:
Ketana wrote:
I wonder if I'm setting a trend if I wear two different socks or is that just being a pretentious twat..

It means you need to do laundry. :c030a:


uh okay then..wondered what that pile in the corner meant..thanks ANGEL! :s010a:


Next time turn on the light before you get dressed :cool:

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Q: What is a good definition of "Eternity"?

A: Four blondes at a four-way stop.

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(In response to everything)Awww, screw it!

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does anyone else think that JCPenney's catchphrase, 'if it fits, you feel it,' be more suited for a Trojan commercial?

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Ketana wrote:
does anyone else think that JCPenney's catchphrase, 'if it fits, you feel it,' be more suited for a Trojan commercial?

What are you supposed to feel if it fits? :bigthink:

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Angel wrote:
Ketana wrote:
does anyone else think that JCPenney's catchphrase, 'if it fits, you feel it,' be more suited for a Trojan commercial?

What are you supposed to feel if it fits? :bigthink:


she went there.

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