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 Posted: Mon Jul 28th, 2008 10:44 am

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A real man doesn't make love to a million women. A real man makes love to one women a million ways.



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The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.



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Never a truer word said Angel

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new, or the wife is.



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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

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LMAO, DFG! I love that one!



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And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

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The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.



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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change, and she does.



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when ya got ya fingah up ya nose, don't sneeze, ya can rupture ya bwain..badly and lose all ya thoughts!!!



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Ketana wrote: when ya got ya fingah up ya nose, don't sneeze, ya can rupture ya bwain..badly and lose all ya thoughts!!!
So DAT'S what happended to ya's!  Dat explains awot, weally it does.



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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.



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