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 Posted: Sat Jun 21st, 2008 02:26 pm

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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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you can take the cat outta the bag but you can't put it back!



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life is to short to be simple!



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Life is not a bowl of cherries

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 Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...



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Childhood Of Yore


I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"

"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly.

Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules
didn't matter.

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.

It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.

Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.

Nobody was prettier than Mom.

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at
the amusement park.

Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.

Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.

No shopping trip was complete unless a new toy was brought home.

"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.

War was a card game.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.

Ice cream was considered a basic food group.



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 Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents.

Maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.



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People who hate cats where probably mice in their previous life.

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.



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The meaning of life is 42!

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I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.



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DON'T step on your own foot!



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If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

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Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.


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