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 Posted: Mon Jul 22nd, 2013 09:41 pm

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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That moment when you go to the market and you see some guy with a cantaloupe in each hand debating and he looks up and sees you smirking because it looks kinda pervy.



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This summer is something special. Never thought I can get pleasure from doing nothing for so long.



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I had a thought..no seriously I did..but then I got a headache and went to lay down until it passed..the thought..not the headache..I still have that..*sigh*



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Wondering if a frying pan is considered a deadly weapon.



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Arcticfox wrote:
Wondering if a frying pan is considered a deadly weapon.

if it's cast iron then the answer is yes.



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Crap.



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I tried to be an organ donor but apparently it has to be your organ to donate



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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.



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'ugh. it takes a long time to bake a potato...specially when you forget to turn on the oven. oy.



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Did that the other day with cookies



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If I only had a brain...



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yeah I had a heart.

Then I ate it.



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