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 Posted: Fri Jun 28th, 2013 02:19 pm

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@Angel , not if some ugly dude is giving you the cup!



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Arcticfox wrote: @Angel , not if some ugly dude is giving you the cup!
That's what booze is for, you keep a little flask handy to pour quite liberally into the cup of Folger's coffee, after awhile the ugly dude seems good lookin'!



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Arcticfox wrote: @Angel , not if some ugly dude is giving you the cup!
That's what booze is for, you keep a little flask handy to pour quite liberally into the cup of Folger's coffee, after awhile the ugly dude seems good lookin'!


Can't I just have a good looking blind guy. He's gotta be blind sho he doesn't need a few shots either! Lol



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Oh insomnia how I hate you. How can you show up when my body is so tired and keep my brain awake till 4am! You little bastard you.



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Don't you hate it when you wake with a case of " I feel old"



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You know you're in for al long day when you go to make coffee and you can't find your coffee pot.



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Fried chicken. 'Nuff said.



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fried chicken..yeah..good stuff..cornmeal covered fried catfish with homemade tartar sauce!!! now we cooking with oil! LOL



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You know you're a dog owner when you wake up to a bowel on your pillow.



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If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?



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Angel wrote:
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

ummm okay I know this one..ummm..cold enough to freeze ya tits off!!!



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Ketana wrote: Angel wrote:
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

ummm okay I know this one..ummm..cold enough to freeze ya tits off!!!

That's 363 days a year where I am! :c030a:



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My thought for today ... "Hurry up and get done baking strawberry bread I can't wait to eat you!"



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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



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Angel wrote:
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



Love is blinde but Lust likes to ogle. That pervy Lust.



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