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 Posted: Wed Feb 18th, 2009 10:21 am

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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.



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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to.

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The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.



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Your way isn't the ONLY right way.



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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural.

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It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.



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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity.

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Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?



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Why does a round pizza come in a square box.

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Friends help you move. Best friends help you move...



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Keep a fair-sized cemetery in your backyard in which to bury the faults of your friends.



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Why do doctors leave the room
while you change?

They're going to see you naked
anyway.

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Eulogize me now, avoid the rush.



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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?



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