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CheshireKat wrote: Angel wrote: A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"Followed by the clicking of a shotgun being loaded?:new_shocked:

Especially in Hillbilly country. :c030a:



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A bird in the hand craps all over your wristies!

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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.



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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.



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Even the almighty has a sense of humor..



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Ketana wrote: Even the almighty has a sense of humor..

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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.



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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.



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If you're trying to lead a horse with a whip, you're probably talking to the wrong end of the horse.



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Don't get between a dog and a fire hydrant.



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I hadda thought but then it gave me a headache so I kinda lost my thought..*sigh*



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Ketana wrote: Even the almighty has a sense of humor..

Photobucket...such a pussy!!!



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What disease did cured ham Actually have

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Dragonflygurl wrote: What disease did cured ham Actually haveEWWW



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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage


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